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Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her...

metaoblivia · 2010-03-13 02:06:39

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885 If you keep reading the article, it gets even better. I really think someone should do a re-enactment of these events and set it to the Benny Hill theme. :D

13-03-2010 2:06am

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http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

If you keep reading the article, it gets even better.

I really think someone should do a re-enactment of these events and set it to the Benny Hill theme.

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#2 13-03-2010 2:08am

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Thats America for ya...

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#3 13-03-2010 2:09am

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It was a close shave she didn't kill someone.

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#4 13-03-2010 2:09am

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Now that is classy.

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#5 13-03-2010 2:09am

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Looks like she had quite the close shave.

edit: Damn, beaten to it. Kudos Pete.

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#6 13-03-2010 2:10am

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event with shaved p...sy I wouldnt touch her....

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#7 13-03-2010 2:26am

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A razor on your crotch must rate pretty highly in the list of things one wouldn't want to combine with a car crash

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#8 13-03-2010 2:31am

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#9 13-03-2010 2:33am

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think that's bad? in a gym i used to go to there was a woman who shaved her legs in the jacuzzi and her *cough* in the steam room. She also left the used disposable razors lying around the edge of the jacuzzi or on the seats in the steam room.

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#10 13-03-2010 2:37am

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How's gillette that happen?

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#11 13-03-2010 2:39am

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she needs to get her roots done

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#12 13-03-2010 2:39am

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#13 13-03-2010 2:43am

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Now that's what I call a sticky situation

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#14 13-03-2010 2:55am

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

Looks like she had quite the close shave.

edit: Damn, beaten to it. Kudos Pete.

Sorry Hank, got done myself yesterday by a post that got thanked off the thread for the same pun I posted literately seconds later

Tis a dangerous game we play, takes no prisoners .. :cool:

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#15 13-03-2010 3:21am

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I travel on the N11, I could use a hedge trimmer some mornings...and with the lack of...(note to self...buy bigger blades.,,)...

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#16 13-03-2010 3:30am

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why was she shaving her boobs?!

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#17 13-03-2010 3:35am

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Must have been a hairy moment for all involved.

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#19 13-03-2010 9:23am

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She shouldn't be fannying about like that when she's driving.

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#20 13-03-2010 9:28am

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falan wrote: »

Thats America for ya...

Ah here, what a load of rubbish. There is no reason why something like this couldn't have happened somewhere else in the world, people acting stupid is not something the Americans invented. I'm no fan of the US but all of this "That's America" crap is starting to wear thin.

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#21 13-03-2010 9:43am

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that's the weirdest thing ive heard all week

rather than shaving her muff you think she might of dyed that hair, did you see the picture :eek:

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#22 13-03-2010 9:54am

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Ghost Train wrote: »

she needs to get her roots done

I think it would be fair to say she needs more than her roots done. In bits tbh.

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#23 13-03-2010 9:55am

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metaoblivia wrote: »

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

If you keep reading the article, it gets even better.

I really think someone should do a re-enactment of these events and set it to the Benny Hill theme.

I imagined her as looking like you when reading it :pac:

Edit: oh a photo loaded now

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#24 13-03-2010 10:57am

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She's not exactly a cut above the rest, if that picture is anything to go by.

Oh and yes, Benny Hill tune makes EVERTYHING funny:D:D

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#25 13-03-2010 11:11pm

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artanevilla wrote: »

Must have been a hairy moment for all involved.

Not as 'hairy' as this moment:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055848541

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#26 13-03-2010 11:32pm

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I must wonder, was she not thinking off using some other story like I mean she could not have being too cuffed telling the cops what she was up to.

PS any one here with the bottle to put a post in the ladies lounge asking if they did anything similar. :D:D but used another excuse.
Ps2 I clearly do not have the guts myself.:eek:

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#27 13-03-2010 11:40pm

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Lucky she didnt chop her clit off.

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#28 13-03-2010 11:45pm

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Teutorix wrote: »

Lucky she didnt chop her clit off.

If she did chop it off, I would have loved to have been the medic who found it and put it on ice.

I could then at last say : "Look everyone, I finally found a woman's clit"

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