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The Footballer's Kid Name Game

  • 12-03-2010 5:25pm
    #1
    Neil3030
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    Inspired by some Guardian Pod Gold this week where they suggested the following kids' names for the following footballers:

    Matthew Upson: Chin

    Bacary Sagna: Les

    Emmanuel Eboue: Peek

    Some solid lols there to be sure.

    Anyone think of any others?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
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    Wayne Rooney: wacker

    Danny Simpson (Newcastle Uts): Homer


  • #3
    BigBenRoeth
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    Johnathon Spector-Phil :pac::pac::pac:


  • #4
    Xavi6
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    Gabriel Heinze - Beanz Meanz


  • #5
    HalloweenJack
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    Nwankwo Kanu - Icant


  • #6
    Neil3030
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    John Terry: International man of Mis


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  • #7
    kryogen
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    lee "im not so" sharpe


  • #8
    Xavi6
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    Fitz Hall - One Size Fitz


  • #9
    HalloweenJack
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    Ben Watson - Youdid


  • #10
    Bobalicious93
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    Maicon - Is my

    Arjen Robben - Batman

    Ji Sung Park - Par Allel

    Gary Neville - Cruella

    Philip Lahm - Legof

    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink - Saltand


  • #11
    MR NINE
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    David N'gog - Sit


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  • #12
    _blank_
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    Alan Shearer - Sheep


  • #13
    D/C
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    MR NINE wrote: »
    David N'gog - Sit

    David N'gog - Wash ( when he pronounced it N Go )


  • #14
    MR NINE
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    D/C wrote: »
    David N'gog - Wash ( when he pronounced it N Go )

    Yeah there's a load of different names you can use for N'Gog. I was gonna post Wash but I was scared people might think I was just being racist.


  • #15
    Mr.Nice Guy
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    Damien Duff - Upda

    Andrei Arshavin - Harry

    Darren Bent - Ayam

    Shane Long - Shuh


  • #16
    Hoki
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    Ledley King - Joe,Suck,F*ck,Duck,**** etccccccccccccccccc


  • #17
    Mitch Connor
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    Stephen Hunt - Mike.


  • #18
    pickarooney
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    Wayne Bridge - Brooklyn


  • #19
    kryogen
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    andy cole - sakof


  • #20
    Zaph
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    Shay Given - For

    Petr Cech - Bounced

    Stephen Carr - Motor

    Richard Dunne - Over

    Aaron Lennon - Vladimir Ilyich


  • #21
    flahavaj
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    Ritchie de Laet - Control, Alt

    David Villa - Aston

    David Silva - Long John

    Cristiano Ronaldo - My Dad's not the Real


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  • #22
    BOHtox
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    Shane Long - Miles


  • #23
    daithijjj
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    Martin Fulop - Flip

    Tamir Cohen - Ice cream


  • #24
    Reganio 2
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    Tamir Cohen - Comein

    Dirk Kuyt - Kinand

    Jay Spearing - Roger or Micheal (Shortened to Mickey :D)

    Martin Skrtel - Wearsa

    Daniel Pachecho - Paddy. No hidden meaning here, just cause someone saying "Hi My name is Mr. Pacheco Paddy Pacheco" Sounds class.


  • #25
    everdead.ie
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    Rooney- Bruce Wayne Rooney


  • #26
    Mikeyt086
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    Javier Mascherano - BangersAnd


  • #27
    JerryHandbag
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    Federico Macheda - Kimberley


  • #28
    patmac
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    Stefan Kuntz - ColeandTerryareright


  • #29
    _blank_
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    This thread isn't as good as the Football-Rap hybrid one.


  • #30
    starbelgrade
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    Andrei Arshavin - Ivan

    Daniele De Rossi - Francis

    Ji Sung Park - Car

    Tony Adams - Morticia


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  • #31
    mirwillbeback
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    Habib Beye - Killiney

    Ashley Young - Sheestu

    John Terry - Vansessa


  • #32
    Eire-Dearg
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    Alan Shearer - Sheep


  • #33
    _blank_
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    Eire-Dearg wrote: »
    Alan Shearer - Sheep
    Post #12 tbqfh:rolleyes:


  • #34
    x PyRo
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    Mark Kerr - Juan


  • #35
    Jagera
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    Gianfranco Zola - Gorgon
    Frank Lampard - Hitda


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