Apparantly Diana died after attempts to frighten her into dumping Dodi went wrong

Foxhound38

At least according to this article. Not sure what to make of it really. Has the paper gone off its rocker on this one?

petes

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Has the paper gone off its rocker on this one?

On this one? Seriously?

Donny5

Foxhound38 wrote: »

At least according to this article. Not sure what to make of it really. Has the paper gone off its rocker on this one?

I don't know, man. It's the Daily Mail, I'd say it's legit.

EDIT: Goddammit, beaten to my Daily Mail bashing by Insurgent.

genericguy

who really gives a shit? some glorified paris hilton died in a car crash many many years ago. so. fcuking. what.

Nodin

Foxhound38 wrote: »

At least according to this article. Not sure what to make of it really. Has the paper gone off its rocker on this one?

Run out of scare stories and dug up this on some bimbo, more likely.

stovelid

Either way, she croaked it.

Result.

lizardfudge

Apparently she was also still alive hours before she died:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/175924799e668b5306.jpg

dcmu

Why did Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.


Ahhh, lovely retro jokes .

Cuddlesworth

I heard it was a plot by a secret anti catholic organization to blow up the Vatican with a new form of antimatter bomb but Diana found out and used her skills at blowing off rich men and whoring herself out for charity to foil it so they killed her.

Hagar

The last thing the English establishment wanted was the future king of England to have a mixed race half-brother so I would say it was extremely lucky for them that she died in an accident in a foreign country. Imagine if by some quirk of fate he ended up on the throne, King Abdul bin Dodi of England. I would certainly have bought a Coronation mug with that on it.

bonerm

lizardfudge wrote: »

Apparently she was also still alive hours before she died:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/175924799e668b5306.jpg

Quality journalism there. I hope I'm as lucky when my time comes.

CountingCrows

How did the Police discover Diana had a dandruff problem?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove-box!

AnonoBoy

lizardfudge wrote: »

Apparently she was also still alive hours before she died:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/175924799e668b5306.jpg

Who says investigative journalism is dead?

Fratton Fred

69 wrote: »

The last thing the English establishment wanted was the future king of England to have a mixed race half-brother so I would say it was extremely lucky for them that she died in an accident in a foreign country. Imagine if by some quirk of fate he ended up on the throne, King Abdul bin Dodi of England. I would certainly have bought a Coronation mug with that on it.

There was more chance of Gerry Adams becoming King to be honest. A son between Diana and Dodi would have not had any royal blood and would not be inline for the throne.

dcmu

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There was more chance of Gerry Adams becoming King to be honest.

Probably an equal, or slightly less chance, in fairness.

dcmu

How is Diana like a fine wine?

They both arrive from France in a wooden box.

meditraitor

Whats the difference between Diana and Michael Hutchence.


Hutchence used his belt

ba-dum




I didnt bring a coat

stovelid

I was about to say RIP to toady along with the celebrity flow but I realized that it's only a dead Brit. And a royal to boot.

Woot!

jimmycrackcorm

lizardfudge wrote: »

Apparently she was also still alive hours before she died:

That's usually the case.:)

admiralofthefleet

what does run to the hills have to say about this?


princess diana goes to heaven and sees the queen mother sitting in the pub.
the queen mother throws a strop and goes to the bouncer and says
'how come she has a halo, i want a halo'

'thats not a halo, maam. thats a steering wheel', says the bouncer

bonerm

DODI : Died On Direct Impact

DIANA : Died in a Nasty Accident.

Menengroth™

how did i know it would be a DailyMail article before i even opened the thread =/

Hagar

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There was more chance of Gerry Adams becoming King to be honest. A son between Diana and Dodi would have not had any royal blood and would not be inline for the throne.

King Gerry the First, that has a ring to it. Pre-orders mug on eBay just in case.

Still a mixed race half-brother would not be welcome regardless.

bonerm

69 wrote: »

Still a mixed race half-brother would not be welcome regardless.

No kidding. They wouldn't even let one do the wiring at Buckingham Palace, never mind be a prince.

Donny5

Menengroth™ wrote: »

how did i know it would be a DailyMail article before i even opened the thread =/

The URL?

ejmaztec

69 wrote: »

King Gerry the First, that has a ring to it. Pre-orders mug on eBay just in case.

Still a mixed race half-brother would not be welcome regardless.

I wonder would there be any objections to King Gerry coming here on a state visit? He'd probably pay for his own security.

Menengroth™

Donny5 wrote: »

The URL?

http://i43.tinypic.com/30rr95t.png

how do you figure?

legatti

69 wrote: »

The last thing the English establishment wanted was the future king of England to have a mixed race half-brother so I would say it was extremely lucky for them that she died in an accident in a foreign country. Imagine if by some quirk of fate he ended up on the throne, King Abdul bin Dodi of England. I would certainly have bought a Coronation mug with that on it.

but the royal family in the United Kingdom are actually half greek/ half german, so wheres ya point?
learn the history of the country before spouting out 69.. rather apt username though with thoose uneducated comments

bonerm

legatti wrote: »

but the royal family in the United Kingdom are actually half greek/ half german, so wheres ya point?
learn the history of the country before spouting out 69.. rather apt username though with thoose uneducated comments

Greek/German. It's all the same in the grand scheme of things. Still nice and white & christian.

prinz

Papparazzi, drinking driver = smash. Actually IMO al Fayed Snr was behind it, indirectly, it was he who was tipping of the papers etc on the movements of Dodi and Diana.

Hagar

prinz wrote: »

Papparazzi, drinking driver = smash. Actually IMO al Fayed Snr was behind it, indirectly, it was he who was tipping of the papers etc on the movements of Dodi and Diana.

What would he gain through the loss of his son? He had a lot to gain if the realtionship progressed to marriage. He has been turned down repeatedly for a British passport that issue would probably be resolved if his daugther-in-law was the future king's mother.

prinz

69 wrote: »

What would he gain through the loss of his son?

Nothing, the crash was an accident. The fact that he was revelling in the attention they were getting and was tipping off the press as to where they were travelling/staying etc was not accidental. As you say he was putting pressure on them constantly to progress the relationship.

Donny5

Menengroth™ wrote: »

http://i43.tinypic.com/30rr95t.png

how do you figure?

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I thought you meant before you opened the link.

Eoin

69 wrote: »

The last thing the English establishment wanted was the future king of England to have a mixed race half-brother so I would say it was extremely lucky for them that she died in an accident in a foreign country. Imagine if by some quirk of fate he ended up on the throne, King Abdul bin Dodi of England. I would certainly have bought a Coronation mug with that on it.

There's no way that a child of Dodi and Diana could have become monarch. Not sure who it would be after Charles, William and then Harry, but it wouldn't be the child of an estranged wife of the royal family.

Penn

Who wouldn't trust a paper with such a brillaint headline as:

Calendar Girl Jennifer Ellison keeps her clothes on to go shopping with baby (in a cream top that matches her pram)

Trashbat

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Who says investigative journalism is dead?

Joking??

Its a Private Eye spoof article.

Although it is not a million miles away from a number of real life daily express articles.

Hagar

eoin wrote: »

There's no way that a child of Dodi and Diana could have become monarch.

Ah sure I knew that but there's no need to trample on my dreams. :)

Fratton Fred

prinz wrote: »

Nothing, the crash was an accident. The fact that he was revelling in the attention they were getting and was tipping off the press as to where they were travelling/staying etc was not accidental. As you say he was putting pressure on them constantly to progress the relationship.

And phoned his Driver and demanded he go to the hotel and pick them up, even though he had been drinking. That alone puts a lot of blame and guilt on him. All this conspiracy theory stuff is largely due to him trying to live with the guilt.

CountingCrows

Fratton Fred wrote: »

All this conspiracy theory stuff is largely due to him trying to live with the guilt.

Good to know its nothing to do with selling newspapers.....

Bottle_of_Smoke

probably done before but . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dh-7KDwgdo