After Hours as a...

pickarooney · 10-03-2010 4:46pm #1

Television Show
The much-unloved 9th series of Arrested Development where every thread episode is composed entirely of subtle references to other threads and its viewers are split between those who love the self-reference and the fact that newbies don't get it and those who watch it grudgingly, complaining about how much better it was in teh old days before they got these new writers.

Book
The Neverending Story. Just this last thread and then I'll go to work.. oh and this one obviosuly, because someone replied to my... that one looks interesting actually...

OK, bored now.

Trashbat · 10-03-2010 4:52pm

Sporting Event

Fast Paced, dramatic, occasional threats of violence, pantomime villain characters and controversial refereeing (modding) decisions.

I'd pay to watch that.

alwaysadub · 10-03-2010 4:52pm

Fight:

Everyone jumps on something someone once said and it snowballs till it's in every thread.

Won't someone please think of the children???!

mikom · 10-03-2010 4:54pm

River cruise.
In before the lock.

Biggins · 10-03-2010 4:54pm

A Shakespeare play

"A Comedy of Errors"

pickarooney · 10-03-2010 4:55pm

Film
Some Cambodian animation feature - nobody understands the premise but watches it in case there's some bewbage or a bar fight.

uncleoswald · 10-03-2010 4:55pm

An Orgy.

Mixing with unsavoury people you wouldn't talk to in real life and you feel dirty afterwards.

DrumSteve · 10-03-2010 4:58pm

Tribunal:

there's a lot of talking from assorted ne'er-do-wells with various accusations getting thrown around but at the end of the day we all realise its just a bit of craic really.

Gone Drinking · 10-03-2010 4:59pm

DrinkAware advert

Enjoy in moderation

ScumLord · 10-03-2010 5:01pm

I imagine it would be like that film 300 with mods shouting "this is after hours!" and kicking people into big holes that are actually the form they meant to post in. Then instead of going out to fight other people we'd argue amongst ourselves about killing all the babys that don't look right.

AnonoBoy · 10-03-2010 5:03pm

An act of self-abuse.

Tear-stained, angry masturbation in front of a broken X-Box while lying amongst the remains of the weekend's fast food and empty beer cans.

Wait, what's this thread about?

10-03-2010 5:11pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

An act of self-abuse.

Tear-stained, angry masturbation in front of a broken X-Box while lying amongst the remains of the weekend's fast food and empty beer cans.

Wait, what's this thread about?

You posted something very similar in the soliloquay thread.. I'm getting worried.

AnonoBoy · 10-03-2010 5:19pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You posted something very similar in the soliloquay thread.. I'm getting worried.

Yeah, I'm worried too. The X-Box has been broken for a few weeks now.

Giselle · 10-03-2010 5:19pm

Nursing Home....

The residents might be sitting in their pants, drooling and incontinent, but in their heads they're all George Clooneys with genius IQ's.

orourkeda · 10-03-2010 5:24pm

Politician who self abuses.

Gordon Brown. We all know he's a frustrated, cantankerous, temperamental, bad tempered, foul mouthed scorpy old bollix who masturbates the rocks off himself after making his secretary cry for the ninth time that day. He's being groomed as a moderator.

genericguy · 10-03-2010 5:26pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

An act of self-abuse.

Tear-stained, angry masturbation in front of a broken X-Box while lying amongst the remains of the weekend's fast food and empty beer cans.

you're like a male naomi watts...