Easy pour milk cartons

gimmick

Right, I am exttremely bored, so i decided I miss the easy pour milk cartons which blessed our shelves pre christmas, so i took it upon myself to email Glanbia to find out why.

Dear Glanbia,

Please bring back your "easy pour" CMP milk bottles. My kitchen floor has been ruined with all the spillages caused by you reverting to your older/classic style milk containers. We were spoiled for that brief window.

I can only assume this regression in milk bottle model is simply a cynical ploy to sell more milk.

Yours with milky wet feet

Funnily enough they have not replied.

Customer service people eh?

Captain Darling

gimmick wrote: »

Right, I am exttremely bored, so i decided I miss the easy pour milk cartons which blessed our shelves pre christmas, so i took it upon myself to email Glanbia to find out why.



Funnily enough they have not replied.

Customer service people eh?

There's no point crying over spilt milk.

SEPT 23 1989

milk for all those t's

bazmaiden

Alright man you wrote the letter, got no reply, posted it on boards

Don't milk it

petes

Have you got parkinsons or something that means you can't pour milk without spilling it?

bonerm

Insurgent wrote: »

Have you got parkinsons or something that means you can't pour milk without spilling it?

Maybe he just likes the occasional milk shake.

we'llallhavetea_old

are you talkin bout avonmore jug pour cartons? they're still around

The_Minister

Writing to complain about the shape of milk cartons?

Have you no udder hobbies?

bazmaiden

The_Minister wrote: »

Writing to complain about the shape of milk cartons?

Have you no udder hobbies?

Just lait off,

tech77

Avonmore to do than complain about milk?

Captain Darling

Bit of a random question, but has anyone here ever milked a cat?

Gillington

Didnt wanna thank every post but some quality replies there folks keep it up!

bazmaiden

tech77 wrote: »

Avonmore to do than complain about milk?

You ready for the fastest and possibly worst pun in the world?...




Oh sorry too quick,

it went right pastuerise

DrumSteve

i think you should bring them to court and milk them for everything they have. It makes me curdle just thinking about the extra profits they must be creaming off due to this.

sdanseo

Dear god wont someone make this endless marathon of ****ty puns end!

@OP what are you actually on about?? Milk bottles havent changed, we still have the new curvy ones.

AnonoBoy

Here's the thing though, milk isn't hard to pour.

Oh wait.... are you Michael J. Fox OP?

bazmaiden

sdonn wrote: »

Dear god wont someone make this endless marathon of ****ty puns end!

Ye lads the conversation is going sour

sdanseo

In my youth, I once asked of my uncle, "can you milk that cow?"

My uncle replied that he could try, but that it'd be awful creamy milk. Turned out it was a bull - OP maybe you should try some of this "milk" instead, it might be easier to pour for you!

sdanseo

Wahey, I killed a thread stone dead with my sharp-witted anecdote.

Mission accomplished!

bazmaiden

sdonn wrote: »

Wahey, I killed a thread stone dead with my sharp-witted anecdote.

Mission accomplished!

In fairness you did you killjoy,


And i had plenty of dairy related puns ready:(

sdanseo

bazmaiden wrote: »

In fairness you did you killjoy,


And i had plenty of dairy related puns ready:(

Lol, wasnt really the intention! You're not gonna get all moooody I hope?

bazmaiden

sdonn wrote: »

Lol, wasnt really the intention! You're not gonna get all moooody I hope?

not at all to be honest all this puns are making my stomach churn,

Diageio_Man

it was only a gimmick to sell more milk op.

Thomas828

That reminds me of the Austrian politician who came on TV to demonstrate how easy it was to open a milk carton and pour milk from it. In a demonstration that lasted three minutes he failed to open the carton properly and spilled half the milk on the table.

bazmaiden

Thomas828 wrote: »

That reminds me of the Austrian politician who came on TV to demonstrate how easy it was to open a milk carton and pour milk from it. In a demonstration that lasted three minutes he failed to open the carton properly and spilled half the milk on the table.

nice post but without the video it lact something