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Come Dine With Tar

  • 04-03-2010 10:37pm
    #1
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭


    Everyone knows that the way to a man woman Tar's heart is through his / her mouth.

    With this is mind, if you had to cook a meal for Tar, to win him / her over, what would you make?

    I'd melt chocolate and roll around in it, naked. Because I think that's impressive enough as it is. No cooking required! :pac:


    disclaimer: I won't actually do it. Without substantial payment.


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  • #2
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'd eat her.


    *snap*


  • #3
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Abitar wrote: »
    I'd eat her.


    *snap*

    Rug muncher!


  • #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'd go ghey for her :o


  • #5
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Working so far...do accept payment in erm...terms of my uh ...produce?


  • #6
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Working so far...do accept payment in erm...terms of my uh ...produce?

    Home-grown? :pac:


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  • #7
    Tar.Aldarion
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    organic!


  • #8
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    orgasmic!

    /sex face


  • #9
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Some of moms hawt apple pie and cream would stiffle all resistance







    It worked on the last Gal


  • #10
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Latchy wrote: »
    Some of moms hawt apple pie and cream would stiffle all resistance

    Yes, yes it would! ;)


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar = sex


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  • #12
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The way to my heart is in your mouth


  • #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ahw sweet! I love you Tar.Aldarion.


  • #14
    maameeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here


  • #15
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    maameeo wrote: »
    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here

    You keep your red headed mits away from Tar!

    Chocolate cake with a midori to wash it down.


  • #16
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago! wrote: »
    You keep your red headed mits away from Tar!

    Chocolate cake with a midori to wash it down.
    nomnmommonm
    maameeo wrote: »
    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here
    WINNER....making that = one way ticket to being on your back/stomach


  • #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Just cause you live with her she gets preference? You... You tart!


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
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    Boxty on the griddle,
    Boxty on the pan,
    If you can't make boxty,
    Tar will never drop the hand.


  • #19
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    With the right amount of midori, Tar will not only drop the hand, he'll get on his knee's and smile like a donut!


  • #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ring or jam? Or glazed?


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ring!


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  • #22
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Step 1. Invent transporter a-la Star Trek style

    Step 2. Use said transporter to go to Galway market on a Sat morning

    Step 3. Pick up some samosas and chutney from the Govindas stand

    Step 4. Deliver samosas and chutney to Tar's house (yes ppl i've been there)

    Step 5. Have Tar love me forever...see i know that our MY Tar loves these with much passion:D


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Turr.Ulduuriuuuun, she wunt de yimmy yuuuumy souuuuuflee


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmr4dKlXR_o


  • #24
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Step 1. Invent transporter a-la Star Trek style

    Step 2. Use said transporter to go to Galway market on a Sat morning

    Step 3. Pick up some samosas and chutney from the Govindas stand

    Step 4. Deliver samosas and chutney to Tar's house (yes ppl i've been there)

    Step 5. Have Tar love me forever...see i know that our MY Tar loves these with much passion:D

    I know Tar loves them too *now*


  • #25
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Fago! wrote: »
    I know Tar loves them too *now*
    But *now* is allllllready too late:pac:

    Oh and i forgot to add i would bring with me a bottle of Midleton 12yr reserve to wash stuff down with ;)


  • #26
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar likes midori!


  • #27
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I wouldn't know...you still owe me some! :P


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    And midori you'll get babz

    *slaps tar's sugarcoated bum*


  • #29
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I reall must watch for that sugar jar on my seat, feck


  • #30
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh so THAT'S what "smile like a donut" means!


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  • #31
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Duh!


  • #32
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    Master of Nothing wrote: »

    Step 3. Pick up some samosas and chutney from the Govindas stand

    Will be in Galway Saturday and these sound nyom! Can someone please let me know where is the market and the stand for these please?:)


  • #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    bottom of shop street by the church! take the right path as you head down the street from eyre square direction. Get mataar paneer, earlier on saturday the better


  • #34
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Abitar wrote: »
    /sex face
    o-face.jpg


  • #35
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    bottom of shop street by the church! take the right path as you head down the street from eyre square direction. Get mataar paneer, earlier on saturday the better

    whoops, sorry for not thanking you on this! Found it no prob thanks, the little yellow shack with the fehking long queue! tis the first time I have seen Mataar Paneer on any menu since I landed on this fair isle so I was even more impressed! Was all very nice even if a little expensive for what i t is. But would certianly go back, ideal food to acconmplish cold beer and warm days


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Aye, I olove it, used to buy 2 a week :D


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