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Best way to go? Worst way to go?

  • 03-03-2010 4:47pm
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭



    Best

    Killed from diving into traffic to save a little boy but just manage to push him out of the way of the 'Dublin's Rock n Roll Tour Coach', only for it's wing mirror to decapitate me and send my head bouncing down O'Connell St and smash through the little Our Lady, that is encased in the glass shrine at the Taxi Rank.

    The Government then dig out a section of steel in the Spire to place my persevered head inside (just like Mr Plunkett) so that everyone can then kiss the glass each day as they pass the OutlawPete memorial.

    Below the encasing it will read:

    "OutlawPete's head lies here. The man who, on his way to see Hannah Montana's premiere at the Savoy, selflessly gave his life to save the boy who went on to find a cure for cancer."

    Worst

    Be stone broke waiting in O'Connell St in the hope of catching a glimpse of Hannah Montana as she enters the premiere of her latest movie and a guy offers me a ticket for €10 but I have to turn him down.

    Suddenly I see a fcuking tenner blowing across the street but some stupid kid stands on it and it sticks to his sole.

    So I jump at the little bugger to get him off it, to hopefully claim it as mine, only to get decapitated by a Coach's wing mirror :cool:


    Yours?


Comments

  • #2
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I think 'going' sucks either way.


  • #3
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I'll choose life...


  • #4
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    Death by snu snu?


  • #5
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Riding and riding.


  • #6
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    Be stone broke waiting in O'Connell St in the hope of catching a glimpse of Hannah Montana as she enters the premiere of her latest movie and a guy offers me a ticket for €10 but I have to turn him down.

    Suddenly I see a fcuking tenner blowing across the street but some stupid kid stands on it and it sticks to his sole.

    So I jump at the little bugger to get him off it, to hopefully claim it as mine, only to get decapitated by a Coach's wing mirror :cool:


    Yours?

    Are you infact Fr Brendan Fortune?


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  • #7
    dblennon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭dblennon


    Best:

    The way Blue went in Old School!!!


    Worst

    Mooning " It's just not funny enough to die for..


  • #8
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Are you infact Fr Brendan Fortune?

    Can neither confirm nor deny those rumours :cool:


  • #9
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    the best - After getting world famous, knowing whats going to happen but in no/very little pain with loved one around me and at the age of 100 or more! :D





    the worst - lonely, in severe pain,young and not knowing whats going to happen!


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Best: Riding

    worst: being ridden


  • #11
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    As much as I like you, Pete, I'm not kissing your decapitated head, thank you very much.


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  • #12
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    the worst - lonely, in severe pain,young and not knowing whats going to happen!

    Jesus......that's depressing.


  • #13
    littlefriend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    phasers wrote: »
    Best: Riding

    worst: being ridden

    I knew someone was going to say that!


  • #14
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Best: Suffocated by Kate Winsletts breasts as she goes like the kentucky derby oblivious to my plight

    Worst: Any other way


  • #15
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    littlefriend wrote: »
    I knew someone was going to say that!
    ... Right so


  • #16
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Don't care how I go as long as I don't crap myself in the process.

    So lethal injection rather than the electric chair me thinks.


  • #17
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Best:
    Anything that gets on the 6.01 news.:D
    Worst:
    Not even being in the obituaries in the Leinster Express.:(


  • #18
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Best: Never
    Worst: Squirrel aids


  • #19
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Doesn't really matter what way you go there's gonna be 72 virgins waiting for you at the other side :cool:.(As long as it's not the star trek convention type male virgin :p)


  • #20
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Best: Heart attack in the middle of an orgy at the Stade Francais Calendar photo shoot.

    Worst: Michael Barrymore house party...


  • #21
    D_murph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭D_murph


    Best : Like my granddad did in his sleep.

    Worst : Screaming like the passengers in his car :D:D.
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    Fictional of course ;)


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  • #22
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    phasers wrote: »
    worst: being ridden

    Speaking from experience? :pac:


  • #23
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Best: As far from now as possible.

    Worst: Anyway. Tonight.


  • #24
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    kingtut wrote: »
    Speaking from experience? :pac:
    Neigh


  • #25
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Best: Having a heart attack while stalking Hannah Montana


    Worst: Being burnt
    http://checkonetwo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/burning-monk.jpg

    or mid-****:D


  • #26
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Best: Quickly

    Worst: Being burnt to death and/or drowning.

    I know they're not very AH answers but they are seriously the worst way i'd wanna die!!


  • #27
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Noopti wrote: »
    Jesus......that's depressing.


    Exactly! lol thats why I dont want that!


  • #28
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Best : Death during sex with 3 totally perfect women after having 5 orgasms in 20 mins.

    Worst : Death during sex with 3 totally perfect women but before ever reaching orgasm.


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