Hypothetical situation......

Captain Slow IRL

I've won the lotto*, wanna leave work in style. I'm gonna take a crap on the bosses desk, might be easier if he's not in the office although, ideally, he'd be there.
Would he be able to sue me? I don't want to have to give any money to that @sshole:mad:

Oh, and how would you hand in your notice?!

*I've not won it, unfortunately:(

syklops

If it was me I would buy the company and then demote your boss to tea-boy.

AnonoBoy

I'd do it with a respectful handshake and a night in the pub for the whole office on me.

But, hey, that's just me - I'm a nice guy.

MaybeLogic

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

Oh, and how would you hand in your notice?!

I think they'll get the message when you shit on the desk.

El Weirdo

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

Oh, and how would you hand in your notice?!

Written in shit. Two birds, one stone and all that.

AllYourBass

What would PROBABLY happen is that just as you get yourself squatted, you discover too late that the bosses desk is a plywood Ikea jobbie that can't support your weight, the table cracks, and in the ensuing chaos you end up with an executive snow globe up your jacksie.

El Weirdo

syklops wrote: »

If it was me I would buy the company...

Victor?

Agricola

Ah the old quitting work after the lottery win conundrum.

Must be the greatest thing in the world to win afew million only to go into work to tell your boss hes the greatest cúnt youve ever come across.

Dreams.......

number10a

I've been thinking of doing almost the same thing!!! (Except I haven't won the lotto either.) In my case, I was going to bring the **** in with me in a suitable container and a pair of gloves and rub it to her keyboard and mouse.

Love the idea of writing my notice in shít on her desk for that though!!

- Exit number10a to do lotto.

Captain Slow IRL

syklops wrote: »

If it was me I would buy the company and then demote your boss to tea-boy.

That would be a waste of money, imo

MaybeLogic wrote: »

I think they'll get the message when you shit on the desk.

I'd hope so - I was asking how you would do it?

Son Of A Vidic

=Captain Slow IRL;64726786]I've won the lotto*, wanna leave work in style. I'm gonna take a crap on the bosses desk, might be easier if he's not in the office although, ideally, he'd be there.

But if you just waited and waited, until you could hold it no more. You should then have no difficulty, in 'delivering' your resignation letter in person.

MaybeLogic

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

I'd hope so - I was asking how you would do it?

Ah.
Tricky one. Self-employed.
I won't go for the crap on the table one, then.

Kasabian

Leave with dignity and a trail of notes falling from your back pocket.

Never burn your bridges because when you have spent all the money on whores , ladyboys , and making rap videoes you might need that job back.

bazmaiden

Write the notice, have a sh*t and wipe with the notice, place in envelope and leave on desk:D

rgt320q

Here's some inspiration.

Captain Slow IRL

medicman2009 wrote: »

But if you just waited and waited, until you could hold it no more. You should then have no difficulty, in 'delivering' your resignation letter in person.

I'm not on about stage-fright as such, he probably would react when I dropped the kaks and jumped on his desk, hampering my chances to do the business.

Good point though:)

boodlesdoodles

A friend of mine had a great idea. She said she'd fill envelopes with a few hundred euro if she won big and some envelopes with a note saying: I always thought YOU were a ****. And she'd have a big reception to give out the letters to everyone so she could see the disappointed faces of those she hates. Another friend said he'd give a lap dance to his female boss, and she'd have to pull his resignation letter out of his jewelled thong!