Thorpe Park wants visitors' smelly urine

Winty

Visitors to the theme park will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special 'deposit booths', which will then be judged for odour - with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee's smell recreated for a new attraction at the park.




Willing pee donors are advised to turn up at Thorpe Park this Friday between 11am – 2pm, with a full bladder. The victorious scent will form part of the park's upcoming SAW Alive attraction, which aims to recreate the nightmarish experience of watching the seemingly endless SAW series of torture-porn films.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/814673-britains-smelliest-urine-contest-at-thorpe-park

MaybeLogic

That's a piss-take, surely?

TheZohanS

This is not a way to earn those stars Winty!

Biggins

Say what! :eek:

AnonoBoy

Is this a Water Sports Park?

flowersagogo

garda traffic corps will win this one.

galwayrush

A bit sexist i think, women can't pee into small pots...:pac:

Closed ac

Wonder who's job it is to smell piss.. God help the poor bugger.

Biggins

I can see health regulations seriously being called into effect to be honest and it not been allowed.
They might come up with some lesser artificial substitute.

Naos

Lesser artificial substitute?

I'm sure they'll just chemically recreate the smell, they're hardly going to have the pisser on standby.

BluesBerry

DKZ wrote: »

Wonder who's job it is to smell piss.. God help the poor bugger.

Kim and Aggie they love urine

Anyways that is disgusting is that not aimed at kids what type of message is that sending out its sick

*makes note not to ever visit Thorpe park*

Biggins

Naos wrote: »

Lesser artificial substitute?

I'm sure they'll just chemically recreate the smell, they're hardly going to have the pisser on standby.

Hire Frank Gallagher? :pac:

(Shameless character)

Atavan-Halen

I'd hate to be the person who judges which pee is the smelliest

rubadub

galwayrush wrote: »

A bit sexist i think, women can't pee into small pots...:pac:

Some can, I remember seeing a program where they estimated ~70% of women could piss in a typical mens urinal, they were talking of introducing them. The other 30% have flaps like john waynes saddle bags (well they termed it a bit more subtly).

Just take a piss and store it for a week or so in a warm place to get it nice and stinky. Then bring it in and pour it in the cup on the sly. And eat plenty of sugarpuffs.

Pompey Magnus

rubadub wrote: »

And eat plenty of sugarpuffs.

I don't even need to eat sugarpuffs to have that effect. Got myself tested for diabetes there last month it got me freaked out so much.

citizen_p

so they want to make a ride stink of piss, nice