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Leaving Cert exam questions

  • 01-03-2010 5:41pm
    #1
    irishhigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭


    If you where allowed to set a question in the leaving cert on any of the subjects that are on the exam what would it be?

    For example:
    Home ec
    Q. Vodkla redbull is better than Smirniff Mule! Discuss.

    good Witty ones! we could submit the really funny ones to the department of education for a laugh


Comments

  • #2
    Misty Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Misty Chaos


    English Paper 1

    Essay Topic

    Write a short story about a night when you went bushing.

    Comprehension

    Title of Passage: Trent: A Night I'll never forget.


  • #3
    Mmcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Q What grade would you like? (dont tell google)


  • #4
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    This would be a correct answer if I was an examiner.

    exam-funny-answers.jpg


  • #5
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Q. Discuss how padraigg uses the phrase 'SNAPKICK' to build tension in 'The Madman'


  • #6
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Music practical: Stick a trombone up yourself.


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  • #7
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Jako8 wrote: »
    This would be a correct answer if I was an examiner.

    exam-funny-answers.jpg

    That's good, this is better though :

    http://www.uoregon.edu/~gilkey/dirhumor/ExamQuestions/findx.jpg


  • #8
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PpiuL1xREts/SQnrVkwY1zI/AAAAAAAACu0/yiBlkkuZJu4/s400/8978ax3.jpg

    Must be foundation level.


  • #9
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Write a story where you are the main character and aren't one hundred percent sure what or who you did last night.;) Its exceptionally easy for any LC student to relate to such a question.


  • #10
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Discuss the relevance of information learned in the Irish Leaving Certificate to the working world.


  • #11
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Maths: How many more threads can Irishhigh post in AH before the week is out if today is Monday and this is her third.


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  • #12
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Social Studies: If Bladeser forgets to use a condom, how many kids does Jaycinthia have now?


  • #13
    irishhigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭irishhigh


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Social Studies: If Bladeser forgets to use a condom, how many kids does Jaycinthia have now?
    Would that not be more a maths question


  • #14
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    English:

    Regurgitate the essay that you were taught in your grind school (400 marks)


  • #15
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    Find X: http://www.guzer.com/pictures/findx.jpg


  • #16
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    cian1500ww wrote: »
    Find X: http://www.guzer.com/pictures/findx.jpg

    See post #7 there lad.


  • #17
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    The "not again" really makes it. :D

    http://zeus.funnyexam.com/content/1622/resized/christophercolumbus.jpg?1267008544


  • #18
    Adam Selene
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Adam Selene


    Physics:

    An object travelling at 300 miles per hour encounters resistance and slows to 0 miles per hour.

    How long did Richard Hammond have to wear nappies?


  • #19
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    English Paper 1 Spell the word BUCKFAST


  • #20
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Find Waldo!


  • #21
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    English: Poetry

    Discuss the reasons behind the assumption that Humpty Dumpty is a giant egg man, given that such a description is absent in the poem.


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  • #22
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Who is better, Trent, Chuck Norris, Mr T or Jack Bauer?


  • #23
    ps3man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭ps3man


    English Higher Level paper one, composition,

    Write an essay on the following title,
    Greasy, Chubby and smelled like fish, (describe the last time you induced yourself with abnormal levels of alcohol and pulled a minger.


  • #24
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Question one - Please state the many differences between ROMA's and Romanians!


  • #25
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    What color is a fire truck?



    Family Guy reference? anyone?


  • #26
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    English:

    Compare and contrast the differences in peoples opinions between boys having sex with teacher and girls getting raped by teacher?


  • #27
    Mmcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    billymitchell wrote: »
    English:

    Compare and contrast the differences in peoples opinions between boys having sex with teacher and girls getting raped by teacher?
    Nice...


  • #28
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    jd007 wrote: »
    What color is a fire truck?



    Family Guy reference? anyone?

    Family Guy is sh!te


  • #29
    pistonsvox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 503 ✭✭✭pistonsvox


    aDeener wrote: »
    Family Guy is sh!te

    Not.


  • #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Maths

    If i add 1/8 to 1/4 how stoned will i be?


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  • #31
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    pistonsvox wrote: »
    You're Sh1te

    Careful


  • #32
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Don't wanna name and shame people... but there's quite a few Mock the Week references here. For shame, AH, for shame :(


  • #33
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    brummytom wrote: »
    Don't wanna name and shame people... but there's quite a few Mock the Week references here. For shame, AH, for shame :(

    I'm not ashamed. :)


  • #34
    Adam Selene
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Adam Selene


    brummytom wrote: »
    Don't wanna name and shame people... but there's quite a few Mock the Week references here. For shame, AH, for shame :(

    Plagarism, on After Hours, never;)


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