How should be honour Bertie?

Tommy Bateman

Been reading his recent book, and like many others of you reading it I came to see what an amazing man he was. All them things he done over the years, and sure we have nothing to commerate him with. As for me, if I had my way and the money, i'd erect a statue like one of those of a Roman emperor.

Opinions please?

Avns1s

This is a joke, right??

Martinog

I call bulls***


What do i win?

ei.sdraob

JonathanAnon

bazza1

In facta....da Duke of Drumcondra:D

kev9100

Tommy Bateman wrote: »

Been reading his recent book, and like many others of you reading it I came to see what an amazing man he was. All them things he done over the years, and sure we have nothing to commerate him with. As for me, if I had my way and the money, i'd erect a statue like one of those of a Roman emperor.

Opinions please?

A bit of me just died after reading that. Thanks.

Aidric

Easons should stock a commemorative brown envelope.

uberwolf

I have no political allegiances.
If he runs for Mayor of Dublin, I will be volunteering my time to campaign for the most likely alternative.

johngalway

Tommy Bateman wrote: »

Opinions please?

Public flogging.

Liam Byrne

A brown envelope ?

Actually, scratch that - been done.

Maybe a formerly-white envelope that came in handy when I ran out of loo roll last week ?

Yep, that'd be perfectly appropriate and apt.

Aside from that, however ironic and funny these "St Bertie" posts and threads were originally, they're getting tiresome.

Pride Fighter

Firing squad.

pog it

Liam Byrne wrote: »

A brown envelope ?

Actually, scratch that - been done.

Maybe a formerly-white envelope that came in handy when I ran out of loo roll last week ?

Yep, that'd be perfectly appropriate and apt.

Aside from that, however ironic and funny these "St Bertie" posts and threads were originally, they're getting tiresome.

Loving this idea LiamB!! If you did manufacture such a toilet roll, could he take legal action? (I'm not going to, just curious).

Also, where can I get the commemorative brown envelope you say has been done?!!

FlutterinBantam

Tommy Bateman wrote: »

Been reading his recent book, and like many others of you reading it I came to see what an amazing man he was. All them things he done over the years, and sure we have nothing to commerate him with. As for me, if I had my way and the money, i'd erect a statue like one of those of a Roman emperor.

Opinions please?

Honorary Doctorate in English?

Lockstep

ei.sdraob wrote: »

Fecking priceless.

I was at that statue park a few months ago which had a load of statues that could only have been created by someone insane and with a hatred of women and babies.

MysticalRain

I propose naming a sewage treatment plant after him.

Avns1s

MysticalRain wrote: »

I propose naming a sewage treatment plant after him.

How about naming what goes through it after him??

skullzxr

Tommy Bateman wrote: »

Been reading his recent book, and like many others of you reading it I came to see what an amazing man he was. All them things he done over the years, and sure we have nothing to commerate him with. As for me, if I had my way and the money, i'd erect a statue like one of those of a Roman emperor.

Opinions please?

Bertie......is this you posting!!!!!!

Liam Byrne

pog it wrote: »

Also, where can I get the commemorative brown envelope you say has been done?!!

Apparently somewhere in Manchester, or at the horses, or at d'office, or at the Galway Tent...

Actually, I can't remember......

But I can remember my entire life in detail, so I'll go write a book now....

Liam Byrne

Actually, I reckon I could take the loo roll idea one step further!

Create a toilet with his face painted on the inside where the water settles before the turn!

And I even have a name for it........The Bertie Bowl!!!!

bonkey

I dunno where this thread belongs, but it ain't this forum.