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Attention Wannabe Comedians: Caption Time (MOD NOTE POST #32)

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  • #2
    SantryRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    Kid: ''Why didn't you shake his hand Daddy?''


  • #3
    Mitch Connor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,838 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    Kid: Build a bridge...


  • #4
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Kid - That is the worst robot dance ever


  • #5
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    So yeah, I was elbow deep in his missus then...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #6
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Man Citys new invisible player makes his debut.


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  • #7
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    John Terry shakes Liam Miller's hand.


  • #8
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭CR 7


    Terry and Bridge mess up their complex new homie handshake.


  • #9
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    No kid ,It's Terry not Thierry ...................


  • #10
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Terry: And this is how I held her and gazed upon her hot body.


  • #11
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    papagormo wrote: »
    this place has become almost as bad as the media circus that surrounds this whole episode at times.
    terry has been a bad boy off the pitch, boo hoo.
    get over it to fook will ye.

    Jesus it's only a bit of a laugh. Relax.


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  • #12
    Mitch Connor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,838 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    papagormo wrote: »
    this place has become almost as bad as the media circus that surrounds this whole episode at times.
    terry has been a bad boy off the pitch, boo hoo.
    get over it to fook will ye.

    WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


  • #13
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Mitch Connor wrote: »
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Dont make fun, I think he's seriously hurt. Quick, somebody call the waaaaambulance.


  • #14
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    papagormo wrote: »
    this place has become almost as bad as the media circus that surrounds this whole episode at times.
    terry has been a bad boy off the pitch, boo hoo.
    get over it to fook will ye.

    That caption won't fit.


  • #15
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭CR 7


    In fairness though, it was practically given a natural disaster style coverage on sky news, as if everyone didn't know for weeks that it would happen exactly as it did.


  • #16
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    tis true, my earlier caption didnt fit into that pic properly at tall.
    (cant beat the herd may aswell follow)

    terry: hay bridgey, she was like a fookin runway, i went straight down the middle of her..like this..


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    TERRY: "Owight then bruv, dont shake the 'and that shook the mickaaay!!!"


  • #18
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭larchielads


    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Kid: "I wonder what the lads on boards are saying about this"


  • #20
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    larchielads wrote: »
    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P

    We have a winner :D


  • #21
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    larchielads wrote: »
    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P

    Somebody works for The Star. :D


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  • #22
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭larchielads


    no journalism background here lads just a funny obsevation thaks for the appreciation


  • #23
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    larchielads wrote: »
    no journalism background here lads just a funny obsevation thaks for the appreciation

    roflbotww9c.jpg


  • #24
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    larchielads wrote: »
    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P

    I was doing so well until you came along :(


  • #25
    The Sparrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,614 ✭✭✭The Sparrow


    Terry: What's your mum's number kid?


  • #26
    Ronan|Raven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Smell my finger.


  • #27
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    larchielads wrote: »
    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P

    Game, set, match... 10/10....:D


  • #28
    nicklauski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭nicklauski


    larchielads wrote: »
    terry in suicide shock:
    john terry was found today left hanging from a bridge!!:P


    Classic. :D


  • #29
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    The doc went at it like this, Bridgey.


  • #30
    daithijjj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭daithijjj


    Terry is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.


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  • #31
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    "Where's me bottle gone?"


  • #32
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Do not use this thread to breach the charter. This will be tidied up and re-opened shortly.


  • #33
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    "all i said was what do you think that smell is?"


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    WB: Put it there John
    (john moves the hand out)
    WB: PSYCCCHEEE!!!!!!!!


  • #35
    Kess73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,560 ✭✭✭✭Kess73


    Archimedez wrote: »

    24516_334801750964_511730964_4275209_718240_n.jpg

    KID:

    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but his mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea
    Dry your eyes mate
    I know you want to make him see how much this pain hurts
    But you've got to walk away now
    It's over


  • #36
    jaykay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    nicked this obviously. Its the wink that gets me :D


    299368.gif


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  • #37
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭CR 7


    Archimedez wrote: »
    24516_334801750964_511730964_4275209_718240_n.jpg

    "I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole. This should really piss it off! Oh, yeah, that pissed it off, all right!"


  • #38
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    On his knees and desperate for drug money, Adrian Mutu manages to lift his head off JT's crotch to spot Wayne Bridge and reminisce about the roasting sessions he had with Vanessa Perroncel.


  • #39
    nicklauski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭nicklauski


    WB : I'll show you how to play away from home!


  • #40
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Terry: He didn't do that. Tell me he just didn't do that.

    Kid: Ha ha you were fcuking served.


  • #41
    nicklauski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭nicklauski


    I believe Rio would have said "merked bruv".


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  • #42
    Chardee MacDennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,225 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    cant believe bridge missed the opportunty to try this one:



  • #43
    Rekop dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    JT: Yeah your missus didn't use her hand either!


  • #44
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Bridge: "You're no great shakes JT"

    (Yeah I know I know I robbed it from the S*n!! :P)


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