Where to buy sex/love coupons?

dudel

Anyone know where to buy these bad boys? Hoping this is the right place to ask. Thanks.

liah

Assuming you want to give them to someone and aren't looking for some kind of escort, why not just make them?

dudel

I guess but I'm not that creative and my girlfriend can barely read my handwriting as it is. I don't have a printer before you suggest that. Guess I have to deal with the embarrassment of a sex shop.

itsallaboutheL

Ann Summers have loads of 'em.


/so i've heard.:pac:

Otis Driftwood

100% agree with Liah.

Anyone can pick up the bland generic ones that are available,ones that have personal things tailored to her specific likes are much more meaningful.Its not that hard to be creative either,they can range from the ordinary like 1 foot massage,1 back rub etc to raunchier ones like 1 anything you want me to do,just ask etc.They dont have to be XXX stuff.As I said,tailor them to her,I guarantee they will go over a helluva lot better than ANYTHING you would buy in a shop.

Dinkie

La senza sometimes have them as well. There are a few more of those shops around the country then Ann Summers - so might be more convenient.

star-pants

Also - you could just nip into an art & hobby shop, buy some black sugar paper (not card but not paper), and a silver and gold marker pen, and make your own. Just write things in small block letters if you think your handwriting isn't great. I'm sure she'd love the fact you really thought about it. That way you can make the vouchers specific to you two, little things you know she loves that might not be on generic ones

Bottle_of_Smoke

I think these are kinda cool for things like say a long massage or doing a nice thing. But for sexual acts a bit f*cking creepy!

Cicero

There is a dual aspect to your question- (a) sex and (b) love....my advice (for what it's worth) is to maybe decide which type of coupon you wish to give....it may make all the difference!!!;)

Dudess

What are these things? "This voucher entitles you to a shag... by me"?

star-pants

Dudess wrote: »

What are these things? "This voucher entitles you to a shag... by me"?

Pretty much, but they can be nicer like baths n whatnot.

example of ones sold here I'll let you scroll down to the product description

Cicero

Dudess wrote: »

What are these things? "This voucher entitles you to a shag... by me"?

...communication is all in the interpretation!!!!...not sure it's advisable to give anyone such a voucher worded like that ^^^^...., if you have even an iota of respect for them....however, a carefully worded voucher could mean something much more special...btw, I am only interpreting what was said in this thread...I never actually knew you could 'buy' such a thing..:eek:

edit......btw Dudess..I'm not saying you ever would give someone such a voucher..

mikom

Otis Driftwood

Dudess wrote: »

What are these things? "This voucher entitles you to a shag... by me"?

Ah you've never received/given them?

They can be great!.You can put virtually anything on em from things like iron all your clothes,good for one free hug etc etc.

Of course these are things that should be a part of a good relationship but they (the cards) can add a fun element to proceedings.

force majeure

dudel wrote: »

Anyone know where to buy these bad boys? Hoping this is the right place to ask. Thanks.

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo dear sweet mercy lord, I dooooooooooooooo need to get out more as this is the first time I have come across this lingo. :eek:

Cicero

force majeure wrote: »

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo dear sweet mercy lord, I dooooooooooooooo need to get out more as this is the first time I have come across this lingo. :eek:

..........ure not the only one who didn't know you could 'buy' such a thing.....if that's what people are willing to buy, I'm outta my day job tomorrow....$$$$ here I come....:P

Dudess

nedtheshed wrote: »

Ah you've never received/given them?

Correct. They seem pointless to me - but that's just me.