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Über-Satanic Thread

  • 26-02-2010 11:14am
    #1
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭


    I've finally made it to the historic 6,666 posts!

    Although little known it's actually over ten times more evil than the conventional number of the beast.

    Time to release my inner satan (most likely in a gross chest-bursting manner).

    So - what evil should I get up on this Satanic Friday boardsies?


Comments

  • #2
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Knock on a neighbour's door and run away.


  • #3
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Sacrifice a virgin to the dark lord....no wait, mendusa's idea is way better, do that!


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Use full-fat milk on your cornflakes

    go on.. be a badass


  • #5
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Pull the plug on the world economy.


  • #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Waste of a chance to freak the CT Forum right out tbh buddy.


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  • #7
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Post deleted after malicious threats received from evil satanic OP.

    Everybody, leave this place, it is not safe!!!


  • #8
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Stee wrote: »
    Does 'releasing your inner satan' work when you go beyond 6,666 posts, realise thread-starting potential, and delete a couple of posts to bring you back to this so-called 'satanic' level?

    It does when you can delete posts that are weeks old!


  • #9
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Stee wrote: »
    'releasing your inner satan'

    Is that having a shite after about 10 pints of Guinness?


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mendusa wrote: »
    Knock on a neighbour's door and run away.

    This is the sort of evil shenanigans Satanic AnonoBoy needs! YES!!!!!!
    My name is URL wrote: »
    Use full-fat milk on your cornflakes

    go on.. be a badass

    Being evil doesn't mean getting fat - are you freakin' crazy man?
    pickarooney wrote: »
    Pull the plug on the world economy.

    Already did that. It wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be. :(
    Stee wrote: »
    Post deleted after malicious threats received from evil satanic OP.

    Everybody, leave this place, it is not safe!!!

    BEHOLD MY WRATH!!!!!! MMUUUUUWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


  • #11
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Is that having a shite after about 10 pints of Guinness?

    No, you're thinking of releasing your inner satin. After a feed of guinness it looks like someone spilt black satin paint into the bowl


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  • #12
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Go into your nearest Spar and surreptitiously open all the egg boxes and flick all the eggs to break them before closing the boxes and leaving the shop wearing a cryptic, evil smile. Evil chortle optional but best saved for large-scale egg vandalism.


  • #13
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    stovelid wrote: »
    Go into your nearest Spar and surreptitiously open all the egg boxes and flick all the eggs to break them before closing the boxes and leaving the shop wearing a cryptic, evil smile. Evil chortle optional but best saved for large-scale egg vandalism.

    But before that, shakes all the cans. Really, really hard.


  • #14
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Perform an abortion in a church while having gay sex on drugs with a muslim dressed in a nun's outfit whose reading from harry potter.


  • #15
    Oneironaut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭Oneironaut


    "BEHOLD MY WRATH!!!!!! MMUUUUUWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

    I would just like to say, that's a pretty well-constructed evil laugh. It has sort of a wavy visual effect- are these the kind of satanic powers you command?


  • #16
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    stovelid wrote: »
    Go into your nearest Spar and surreptitiously open all the egg boxes and flick all the eggs to break them before closing the boxes and leaving the shop wearing a cryptic, evil smile. Evil chortle optional but best saved for large-scale egg vandalism.

    Evil, aesthetically pleasing laughs and chortles are my speciality. This will make for fine evil lunchtime shenanigans! YES!
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    But before that, shakes all the cans. Really, really hard.

    And now the true evil is coming out! Little children with coke sprayed all over their school uniforms. Wonderfully evil!
    cafecolour wrote: »
    Perform an abortion in a church while having gay sex on drugs with a muslim dressed in a nun's outfit whose reading from harry potter.

    Pretty tame. Satan grows weary of this sort of showboating you know.
    Oneironaut wrote: »
    "BEHOLD MY WRATH!!!!!! MMUUUUUWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

    I would just like to say, that's a pretty well-constructed evil laugh. It has sort of a wavy visual effect- are these the kind of satanic powers you command?

    Well-constructed evil laughs are part of my new satanic powers. As is the power to keep my postcount at 6,666 despite continuing to post in the thread!

    ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY NEWLY GAINED SATANIC POWERS!!!!!







    (For at least five more minutes anyways!)


  • #17
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    mendusa wrote: »
    Knock on a neighbour's door and run away.
    Do this but dressed like this

    http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925487884/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/29/anoyindevl.jpg


  • #18
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    buy a sharp suit, cane and hat

    And try to look as coll as this dude from Reaper

    http://www.e4.com/images/mb/E4/reaper/gallery/devil6-big.jpg


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    buy a sharp suit, cane and hat

    And try to look as coll as this dude from Reaper

    http://www.e4.com/images/mb/E4/reaper/gallery/devil6-big.jpg

    You mean the guy from Twin Peaks surely? ;)


  • #20
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Steal from the poor and give it to the rich simple yet so . . .


  • #21
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Sorry, but there's only room in this town for 1 durty little divil!
    elizabeth_hurley_devil_jpg.jpg


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  • #22
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    M&S* wrote: »
    Steal from the poor and give it to the rich simple yet so . . .

    unprofitable:confused:


  • #23
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Charco wrote: »
    Sacrifice a virgin to the dark lord...

    You offering yourself? :p


  • #24
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    You offering yourself? :p

    Wow, thats twice I have been accused of being a virgin in the last hour. My masculine pride is sure taking a hammering.


  • #25
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    run amok with the trainspotters on the commuter forum. ooops ,busted


  • #26
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Charco wrote: »
    Wow, thats twice I have been accused of being a virgin in the last hour. My masculine pride is sure taking a hammering.

    You're a man???:eek:


  • #27
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    You're a man???:eek:

    Christ almighty :(


  • #28
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Charco wrote: »
    Christ almighty :(

    here you go, this may cheer you up...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1011


  • #29
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Didn't cheer me up at all, its just that time of the month for me I guess.


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