Money in the bank! How annoying is that!

sbsquarepants

What with Christmas, having been away for a week for new years and just general bills and stuff, plus being paid monthly. Februarys money came and went with breath taking speed. Basically i've been peniless for the past week and a half......or so i thought. Got paid today, yay, checked online to make sure it was in and it turns out i've been sitting on over 400 quid for the past week of piggy bank raiding misery. You'd think i'd be happy, but i'm not, i'm f.ucking furious at my own stupidity, if i had known it would have been champagne, cocaine and hookers all week (probably not, but you get the idea), instead i got pot noodle and glee. Arghhh!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Jesus Wept

Don't spend it all on the one hooker now.

Dravokivich

not very annoying... but sure... if you want to splash it about recklessly without thinking of saving up... gee...

That_Guy

€400 for a hooker and champagne. I'd ride me ma for cheaper.

General Zod

you can give me the 400 euro if you want to feel better about eating pot noodle for the week.

petes

That_Guy wrote: »

€400 for a hooker and champagne. I'd ride me ma for cheaper.

How much cheaper?

Jay D

will you giz a lend of 300?

I'll give it back to you at the end of the month - Sunday.

cHaTbOx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U74s8nFE7No

That_Guy

Insurgent wrote: »

How much cheaper?

Couple of quid. :pac:

I feel dirty.

sbsquarepants

That_Guy wrote: »

€400 for a hooker and champagne. I'd ride me ma for cheaper.

I now see i've been reckless with my personal finances, can i have your mas' number please?

abouttobebanned

None of us have money. We hate you OP. Fcuk Off. xxx

Danbo!

That_Guy wrote: »

€400 for a hooker and champagne. I'd ride me ma for cheaper.

Shurrr woulden we all, hah?

sbsquarepants

abouttobebanned wrote: »

None of us have money. We hate you OP. Fcuk Off. xxx

Wont be long before i'm one of you again, i fully intend to learn from this mistake

That_Guy

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I now see i've been reckless with my personal finances, can i have your mas' number please?

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Dartz

Wanna know what's even more annoying.

Paying a cheque into your account.
Paying some bills the next day.

Finding the bank decided to charge the bills, before it credited the sheque.
Finding that the charging for the bills overdrew the account.
For which there were multiple 'administrative costs'
Equal to the amount of money put in.

So basically. Money gone. Bills not paid. **** you bank, **** you.

sbsquarepants

Dartz wrote: »

Wanna know what's even more annoying.

Paying a cheque into your account.
Paying some bills the next day.

Finding the bank decided to charge the bills, before it credited the sheque.
Finding that the charging for the bills overdrew the account.
For which there were multiple 'administrative costs'
Equal to the amount of money put in.

So basically. Money gone. Bills not paid. **** you bank, **** you.

Ok, you win.....i'll just go spend my money now:D

Darksaga87

Insurgent wrote: »

How much cheaper?

Pretty reasonable, I heard a gram cracker last i went for a quote.

Cuddlesworth

Dartz wrote: »

Wanna know what's even more annoying.

Paying a cheque into your account.
Paying some bills the next day.

Finding the bank decided to charge the bills, before it credited the sheque.
Finding that the charging for the bills overdrew the account.
For which there were multiple 'administrative costs'
Equal to the amount of money put in.

So basically. Money gone. Bills not paid. **** you bank, **** you.

Cheques take 5 days to clear. At this stage if you don't know that, give up and hand over control of your money to a monkey. I could train him up in a week.

mikom

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Basically i've been peniless for the past week and a half.

No need to chop your cock off.... it's not that bad.

Sanjuro

Now begs the question... 1 €400 hooker?.... Or 400 €1 hookers?

sbsquarepants

Gotcha, note to self - cancel cock chopping.

sbsquarepants

Sanjuro wrote: »

Now begs the question... 1 €400 hooker?.... Or 400 €1 hookers?

Quality over quantity....... i think?

3qsmavrod5twfe

Sanjuro wrote: »

Now begs the question... 1 €400 hooker?.... Or 400 €1 hookers?

I have to know where you are finding €1 hookers.

For, eh, research on a book I'm writing.

Yes, research, that'll do.

ejmaztec

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Wont be long before i'm one of you again,

Probably when the €500 cheque you wrote and forgot about gets paid out of your account.

sbsquarepants

**** yea, must scrutinise that credit card bill alright!

Keano

You mean OP you never play the game of "you have insufficient funds"?

Tis great, one day the atm is going to spit out loads of money by mistake.

Smcgie

Dartz wrote: »

Wanna know what's even more annoying.

Paying a cheque into your account.
Paying some bills the next day.

Finding the bank decided to charge the bills, before it credited the sheque.
Finding that the charging for the bills overdrew the account.
For which there were multiple 'administrative costs'
Equal to the amount of money put in.

So basically. Money gone. Bills not paid. **** you bank, **** you.

Only one solution to that...open a business bank account. Even if you don't have a business make up one cheques are cleared instantly. Very very handy

Amateur mistake OP.. Go all the way down to insufficient funds and even then, check daily in case by some miracle, money got lodged.. Like tax back or something.

G_R

Keano A Legend wrote: »

You mean OP you never play the game of "you have insufficient funds"?

Tis great, one day the atm is going to spit out loads of money by mistake.

Deleted User wrote: »

Amateur mistake OP.. Go all the way down to insufficient funds and even then, check daily in case by some miracle, money got lodged.. Like tax back or something.

so its not just me who does that then.

Ever do it in the shop instead?? sometimes the bank wont let you withdraw from the ATM but will let you use the Laser card:cool:

/bank may charge you a ridiculous amount for this privilage and it all has to get paid back