Best Excuse for not going to work?

Tail Wagger · 24-02-2010 12:38am #1

Well guys, do you remember when we all had Jobs to go to. all the lovely lolly we had and the great weekends we had, then came that Monday morning feeling. you had a hard Weekend on the Razz and you don't want to go to work, but your expected in . Why, because you just got a pay rise three weeks ago. how do you get off the hook, maybe your one of those people who have a book full of excuses, Well here's your chance to tell your big bluff, and of course how you ended up?........................ We're all waiting tell us please.

blue movie · 24-02-2010 12:41am

diarrhea

you dont get many follow up ones after that one

Tail Wagger · 24-02-2010 12:50am

blue movie wrote: »

diarrhea you dont get many follow up ones after that one

Yea I'd say you got a run out of that one alright!

blue movie · 24-02-2010 12:52am

well played sir

Tail Wagger · 13-03-2010 11:35am

We must be in the midst of a full blown work force who don't miss work.
Or is it only site workers who miss days from work?

bitemybanger · 13-03-2010 11:40am

I have all the symptoms of swine flu and i wouldnt want spread it. should be good for a week off:D

Riamfada · 13-03-2010 11:42am

Im dead.

[-0-] · 13-03-2010 11:51am

People who are faking sick during a recession with 400k unemployed need to be shot.

Go to work and be grateful you have a job.

I do not condone this.

bazmaiden · 13-03-2010 12:04pm

My dogma ate my Karma

amcalester · 13-03-2010 12:06pm

My AIDS are acting up.

drunkmonkey · 13-03-2010 12:07pm

Somebody spiked my Pint with some kind of LSD, stated seeing all kinds of mad things, Bushes were moving, I don't feel well*

*this actually worked for me;)

biko · 13-03-2010 12:10pm

"I'm too drunk to work".

Sofaspud · 13-03-2010 12:10pm

I was in a terrible plane crash. My whole family were killed, and I am a vegetable. Seeya tomorrow.

Kasabian · 13-03-2010 12:14pm

I heard from a mate that his workmate after turning up on Tuesday , no sick call on Monday , told his manager that he hadn't shown up because he thought that Monday was Sunday and had spent the day in bed.
Seemingly the manager just shook his head and walked away.

krudler · 13-03-2010 12:17pm

"religious holiday, the feast of ....maximum...occupancy"

Feeona · 13-03-2010 12:33pm

The recession is the reason I don't go to work..................EVER:(

CrazyRabbit · 13-03-2010 5:37pm

"I worked from home over the weekend" (actually true in my case last week).

Best Excuse for not going to work?

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