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Where can I have sex???

  • 24-02-2010 12:05am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1


    Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,084 ✭✭✭✭Stark




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    the toilets of your local fast food outlet! classy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭Freemasonry


    My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Nudey booth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Behind a bush


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Love hotel?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL I smell something fishy going on here with this thread.
    New to the boards are we? LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    the park.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Love hotels, nope, hostels with private rooms, some but tbh it's not much better price wise then a travel lodge for the night.

    Time to fall back on the old saying, Man who take woman camping have one in tent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭Shzm


    There's a guy over in the motors section that has a car he doesn't know how to use, perhaps you could borrow it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    haha you legend enjoy it while it lasts, cant give you advice about cheap places :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Dublin you say, poor student you! I hear the docks is a great place for dogging! Never mind paying for it when you can add a thrill to a night out and do it outside!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Where's me ex-wife when she is needed! LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    bus??:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    SEXTC wrote: »
    Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

    I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In the ass?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair :D

    Sounds too much like oul pair. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

    Way too cramped...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!

    He clearly meant 'clowns pocket' :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    In her arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 GavinDoyle


    in the car


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Wheely Bin..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    D4 hotels €40 a night... best I can think of. Probably pay the same for a private room in a hostel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    If you're getting it on a regular basis, surely you'd be better renting on a monthly basis as opposed to nights in hotel rooms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.

    Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    pretend like you're incredibly gay and the au pair's family will think you're up listening to music.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Move out of your parents.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.
    LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    where to have sex ? the traditional place is the spot between her legs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Hi Tiger Woods


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    Hi Tiger Woods

    yh , do it in woods ?


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  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,957 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Move out of your parents.

    o_O


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    a farm, in the barn,on the straw, just bring a blanket,
    think this is only good answer posted lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    bout a eyar or two ago on me home from town with hte lack I dragged her to the step of a taxi place that had closed down. I was on the step and she was jumping up and down on me.
    I was fecking morto when a taxi came along and me man jumped over me and walked into the taxi office. I thought the place was closed down.
    Said to the taxi chap, ah **** sorry. ill head off now.
    he just said, "ah jaysus your grand boy, I wont be out for another 5 minutes. Sure work away"
    I may aswell have been drinking a cup of the the way the taxi man reacted. some laugh the rest of the way home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭bud1970


    on the beach??? bit rough if ye get sand in yer foreskin tho.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:

    Yup, I could right a book called Masturbation Most Foul on ways I have screwed up alone time!

    Also, it was bad for me on the outside....I shudder to think what a woman would feel!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You ask AH, you get AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?

    Reminds me of this story:

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/woman-admits-sex-on-the-dart-1046485.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Ann doyles bathroom?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    seanybiker wrote: »
    i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.

    can't beat the armpits , french armpits . . . . . . mmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger



    That was a cracker, What a scamp. Looking at her would you want to be
    looking at that on the rant? I doubt it, some people will do [anyone ] for notice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    SEXTC wrote: »
    Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

    You can have sex just about anywhere as long as you aren't caught.;)

    But in this case,Google is your friend OP.


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