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Morning campers, I wanna be Ronnie Wood when I grow up..

  • 23-02-2010 08:05AM
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    Just flicking through the morning rags over the After Hours recommended Breakfast of Eggs, Bovril, Coke and King Crisps and I see a pic of Ronnie Wood's new squeeze .. Ana Araujo, wowzers :eek:

    Looking damn hawt too I might add.

    Photo

    Another Photo Also

    How does he manage it? Can't be just the money, can it?


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    More like Ana Awwwooooooooggaaaa! Eh? Eh? Am I right? ;)





    I'll be off now.


  • #3
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Terry Abundant Shortstop wrote: »
    More like Ana Awwwooooooooggaaaa! Eh? Eh? Am I right? ;)

    Correct Sir.

    Photo now added, with my excitement, I forgot the link.


  • #4
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Money and fame i suppose.
    She looks like she will f*ck your brains out in any case.

    But since he is a Rolling Stone you will not hear me say anything bad about this.
    Well done Ronnie.


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I aint' sayin' she's a gold digger


  • #6
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Looks a little bit blokey.

    Still would.


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  • #7
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    I dont like her ... bring back the russian one ... tit-iana or something.


    fair play to ronnie - living up to his surname :D


  • #8
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    I dont like her ... bring back the russian one ... tit-iana or something.

    Turns out she was brain dead. She went on Big Brother and thought her personality was a luxury item and so left it at home.

    How come Ronnie didn't show up on the 'Who's Your Daddy' thread?

    'Who's Your Grand Daddy' may be more suitable in hindsight.


  • #9
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    I dont like her ... bring back the russian one ... tit-iana or something.

    "Ekaterina Ivanova"

    Fair play to Sir Ronald of Woodshire, at least he's gone for a woman who looks half his age this time.


  • #10
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    She's no Natalie Portman.


  • #11
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    TheZohan wrote: »
    She's no Natalie Portman.

    Hey, I'm not saying she's in Drew Barrymore's league or anything (Happy Birthday for yesterday baby .. mmwaah!!) but she's grand for a pensioner.

    That kiss above is for Drew and NOT the Zohan     ;)


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    She looks like Mick Jagger's love child, no thanks.
    OutlawPete wrote: »

    How does he manage it? Can't be just the money, can it?

    No, it's the fame too.


  • #13
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    These wimminz all have one thing in common
    They haven't discovered my lovin' yet. 'Nuff said
    :cool:

    Ya just know it's gonna be good!


  • #14
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bonito wrote: »
    These wimminz all have one thing in common
    They haven't discovered my lovin' yet. 'Nuff said
    :cool:

    Ya just know it's gonna be good!

    Your full of the joys of spring this fine morning.

    What way did you have your eggs??


  • #15
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Your full of the joys of spring this fine morning.

    What way did you have your eggs??
    Morning? :confused:

    There's still that one egg sitting in the fridge. I shall wait 'til the father returns, he has eggs in the van. Then I'll decide what way to devour them. :D


  • #16
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    How come Ronnie didn't show up on the 'Who's Your Daddy' thread?

    'Who's Your Grand Daddy' may be more suitable in hindsight.

    Cos us women on boards aren't gold diggers who'll shag any ould fella just cos they're rich and famous :D


  • #17
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Cos us women on boards aren't gold diggers who'll shag any ould fella just cos they're rich and famous :D
    What about a young fella who isn't rich and famous :pac:


  • #18
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Turns out she was brain dead. She went on Big Brother and thought her personality was a luxury item and so left it at home.

    i wouldn't care, i don't want to be friends with her i just want to have sex with her.

    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Hey, I'm not saying she's in Drew Barrymore's league or anything (Happy Birthday for yesterday baby .. mmwaah!!) but she's grand for a pensioner.

    That kiss above is for Drew and NOT the Zohan     ;)

    Drew barrymore is a minger.


  • #19
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I'm no Ronnie, but I do have some Wood now :p


  • #20
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    genericguy wrote: »
    Drew barrymore is a minger.

    You take that back!

    Her in Poison Ivy, Bad Girls, Waynes World 2 or Charlies Angels 1 still gives me the horn.



    (ET as well.)


  • #21
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    How does he manage it? Can't be just the money, can it?

    Social services probably sends them round to wipe his arse and Dyson his gaff (or is it the other way round?). Perhaps he's convinced them that he's over 65.


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  • #22
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    What about a young fella who isn't rich and famous :pac:

    Well if i've to go by OutlawPete's 18year rule i'd end up in prison.. :pac:


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Social services probably sends them round to wipe his arse and Dyson his gaff (or is it the other way round?). Perhaps he's convinced them that he's over 65.

    Keith Richards loves to hoover his own gaf. He just sprinkles some "shake n vac" on the floor and gets to work with his nose.


  • #24
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    bonerm wrote: »
    Keith Richards loves to hoover his own gaf. He just sprinkles some "shake n vac" on the floor and gets to work with his nose.

    His nose is the only part of his body that's still alive, the rest of him died thirty years ago.:eek:


  • #25
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Well if i've to go by OutlawPete's 18year rule i'd end up in prison.. :pac:
    Galway? Meh. **** it. Not worth the road trip :pac:


  • #26
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    Galway? Meh. **** it. Not worth the road trip :pac:

    Wanna bet?;)


  • #27
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Wanna bet?;)
    I dunno, do I? :confused:

    Then again I do have friends in college in Galway :D


  • #28
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    How does he manage it? Can't be just the money, can it?
    It's probably his fashion sense

    http://www.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/medium_590/big-pictures_t_ronnie-wood-plays-polo-with-new-woman-2801j.jpg:eek:


  • #29
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    It's probably his fashion sense

    http://www.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/medium_590/big-pictures_t_ronnie-wood-plays-polo-with-new-woman-2801j.jpg
    FYL


  • #30
    TechnoPool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭TechnoPool


    Simple, it get's her in the papers and her name out there.


    Id say she's more than happy to lie down for him.:p


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  • #31
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    To be honest, i'd only be jealous of his money. Both of those women are in rag order. I'd do better myself and i haven't the arse in my trousers!


  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    One would presume you have a square arse in those trousers?


  • #33
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    no thanks, she has a face like a bag of broken bells


  • #34
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    One would presume you have a square arse in those trousers?

    The pants are square, the arse is, eh, arse shaped. Point is those women are rough, even by my low standards!


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