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Ingenious

  • 20-02-2010 8:06pm
    #1
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭


    I have an ingenious plan. Step aside Galileo, Newton and Einstein. I have it sorted!!!


Comments

  • #2
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    It's already failed.


  • #3
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Good stuff. Put a loop in it, touch base with me at 3 and we'll blue sky it this evening before close of play.


  • #4
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Has it come to the point that any damn thing you think of is put on after hours


  • #5
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Good stuff. Put a loop in it, touch base with me at 3 and we'll blue sky it this evening before close of play.

    Blue Sky? How did you know?


  • #6
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Random wrote: »
    It's already failed.

    How about you fúck off?


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  • #7
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    How about you fúck off?
    I'd rather not right now but appreciate the offer.

    So what's your idea?


  • #8
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    These people you request to step aside are all dead.

    You've managed to reanimate them and teach them to line dance?

    Interested.


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Go on, Baldrick, out with it - let's got the pain over with.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Whatever your plan is the Chinese have already done it


  • #11
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    Dunjohn wrote: »
    These people you request to step aside are all dead.

    You've managed to reanimate them and teach them to line dance?

    Interested.

    He doesnt know they are dead


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  • #12
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Pfft, I came up with a better plan for it last week


  • #13
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I have an ingenious plan. Step aside Galileo, Newton and Einstein. I have it sorted!!!

    Any chance of you telling us or do we have to guess? :confused:


  • #14
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Blue Sky? How did you know?

    Anderson thought of something similar last week, but it lacked that certain something.

    You got it, kid. You got it.


  • #15
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I have an ingenious plan. Step aside Galileo, Newton and Einstein. I have it sorted!!!

    You had your few months in the limelight George. Now put in the CV to take over from poor oul Charlie no Bird in the US like a good lad.


  • #16
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    I hope it is a time machine.:confused:


  • #17
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    How about you fúck off?
    Ooooooooooooh!


  • #18
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    I hope it is a time machine.:confused:

    Me too or some sort of memory erasing device.


  • #19
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    scareydoll wrote: »
    Me too or some sort of memory erasing device.
    Done already.


  • #20
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    It involves general relativity, cold fusion and the theory of the self..

    It is the grand universal theory of everything.


  • #21
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    It involves general relativity, cold fusion and the theory of the self..

    It is the grand universal theory of everything.

    What's that?
    It involves general confusion and cold relatives?
    A mix up at the funeral parlour?


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  • #22
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    It involves general relativity, cold fusion and the theory of the self..

    It is the grand universal theory of everything.

    That everything is shíte.


  • #23
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    42.


  • #24
    Takk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Good stuff. Put a loop in it, touch base with me at 3 and we'll blue sky it this evening before close of play.

    Then we can get all our ducks in a row.


  • #25
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    Whatever your plan is the Chinese have already done it

    no its the Japanese, the Chinese just make generic high tech things really cheap


  • #26
    marbar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭marbar


    patent pending


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    It involves general relativity, cold fusion and the theory of the self..

    It is the grand universal theory of everything.

    It's a
    :start
    waste paper pulper linked to a paper making machine that is connected to a printer (printing all the threads from boards) feeding a shredder

    goto :start

    Perfect!


  • #28
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    FAIL. This isn't even worthy of The Cuckoo Nest TBH.


  • #29
    MemberSince2000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭MemberSince2000


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    How about you fúck off?


    Is that not a banable offense?

    If not then happy days! :D


  • #30
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    How about you fúck off?

    Telling another user to fuck off is not the best way to keep your thread open.


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