When badmouthing bites you in the backside!

grenache

I sent a Mary Harney joke today to a friend of mine in Galway. Got a reply back saying ''nice one, even if she is my second cousin''. Now at first i thought he was joking, although i wouldn't associate him with being a joker. That led me to text him back asking if it was true what he had said. When it went a few hours without a reply, i was beginning to think that they were related and that he must be majorly pi$$ed at me. I was just about to ring him apologising for the joke when he text back "Gotcha". Fcuker got me wound up over nothing.

So it got me thinking, have boardsies ever slagged or bad-mouthed someone only to realise that the person they were talking to was directly related to the person being slagged?

I'm sure there must be some good stories out there.....

minidazzler

OK, first off, it's SECOND Cousin he said it was, fcuk him if he gets pissed off, that's not even related, the kids wouldn't even be mongoloids...most likely.

Secondly, it's Mary Harney, she is a public figure, she has opened herself up to parody and satire.

Thirdly, You are gullible, VERY gullible.


And to answer your question, yes I have, many times, but I tend to forget them because it doesn't bother me. Not now at least.

grenache

minidazzler wrote: »

Thirdly, You are gullible, VERY gullible.

Yes i was gullible. But it was strange behaviour for him. He wouldn't normally be one to play those kind of mind tricks.

Degag

What was the joke OP?

kumate_champ07

Degag_ wrote: »

What was the joke OP?

something about the quantity of food she eats mixed in with current affairs using a pun as the punchline

Jesus Wept

grenache wrote: »

I sent a Mary Harney joke today to a friend of mine in Galway.

I'm guessing by 'Mary Harney joke' you mean 'fat joke', right?

If so, well played OP

no.

Duggy747

I rarely even give a shìt about my 1st cousins :pac:

K-9

grenache wrote: »

IWhen it went a few hours without a reply, i was beginning to think that they were related and that he must be majorly pi$$ed

I'd be pissed of too if I was Mary Harneys second cousin.

I would pause for thought.

dcmu

grenache wrote: »

I sent a Mary Harney joke today to a friend of mine in Galway. Got a reply back saying ''nice one, even if she is my second cousin''. Now at first i thought he was joking, although i wouldn't associate him with being a joker. That led me to text him back asking if it was true what he had said.

well played; my response would have been along the lines of "tell her she's a cnut."

Armin_Tamzarian

I once told a guy that his Mama was so fat that Willy freed her.

Imagine my shame when I later found out that Free Willy was the guy's second cousin.:o

arybvtcw0eolkf

minidazzler wrote: »

OK, first off, it's SECOND Cousin he said it was, fcuk him if he gets pissed off, that's not even related, the kids wouldn't even be mongoloids...most likely.

Unless they're from Cark :pac:

Your mother's so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought eastenders was starting.

Mint Sauce

willie o'dea is my 5th cousin 3 times removed, so i wont hear a bad word said about him




































possibily

alwaysadub

Wasn't me personally but a few years back we had a new lad starting his first day in the stores in work. One of the girls from accounts came down to the stores. While she was there, our driver went over to the new lad and starts telling him bout how he'd love to get hold of the girl and what he'd do to her. Im sure you wouldn't say no yourself he says... Er, well, she's my sister so not really into that says the new lad.

Never had such a laugh-he was never let live that down.

minidazzler

Stella Most Pinto wrote: »

Unless they're from Cark :pac:

Hey, watch it you....I'll get you......when you get all old and unable to move voluntarily :P

Fago!

Anyone else notice Mary Harney bears a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt off of the Star Wars?

Armin_Tamzarian

Fago_25 wrote: »

Anyone else notice Mary Harney bears a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt off of the Star Wars?

Hey! Jabba's my 3rd cousin, once removed.:mad:

Fago!

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Hey! Jabba's my 3rd cousin, once removed.:mad:

Once removed? Put him back ffs :rolleyes: