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Amuse Yourself

  • 18-02-2010 11:32pm
    #1
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭


    To maintain a healthy level of sanity, heres a few suggestions to brighten up any day;


    Visit Dublin zoo, as you leaving, start running towards the car park, screaming 'run for your lives! they're loose!'

    While having dinner with your kids, tell one of them 'due to the recession, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

    Pick up a box of condoms in the chemist, then go over to the counter and ask where the "Fitting Rooms" are.



    Feel free to add your own:D


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  • #2
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Find a place with a "staff wanted" sign, then strip naked, masturbate to erection, then walk in and ask if them if they're interested in buying it.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #3
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    If your looking for a laugh don't open this thread!


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