Hangovers and horniness

jonsnow

I,ve noticed that the older I get the more horny I seem to get the morning after a big drinking night.The bigger the session the more crazy horny i feel the next morning.You would think that it would be the last thing on my mind given the dehydration, nausea, tiredness etc.But i,m never as horny as after a big booze session.Anyone else encountered this phenomenon or know why !!

Fintomiginto

I have always been like that, used to wreck my ex girlfriends head, she hated the stale smell of drink and the dirtiness of it all, she used to want a shower first which was grand because most of the time I'd follow her in!

I miss the regular sex

MaybeLogic

It's known as 'Brewers Rise'.

Wazdakka

My ex was the same with the general morning after mankyness.
But she found a way around it..

Waking up to a girl going down on you is the best thing EVER!

Sheeps

Trying to have a **** with a headache is a tough one though.

El Weirdo

jonsnow wrote: »

I,ve noticed that the older I get the more horny I seem to get the morning after a big drinking night.The bigger the session the more crazy horny i feel the next morning.You would think that it would be the last thing on my mind given the dehydration, nausea, tiredness etc.But i,m never as horny as after a big booze session.Anyone else encountered this phenomenon or know why !!

Fancy going for a pint?















Please be a woman, please be a woman, please be a woman...

Angus Og

Blood vessels constricted by alcohol. Alcohol begins leaving system, causing blood to return with a vengeance?

Abi

Thread in S&S about it.


Short answer. Nyes.


Go there.. and wait for my instructions.

Mr Yellow

So you give the other half a stiff drink the next morn?

Good on ya capt'n. Bottoms up


P.s. the morning after root is like a hangover cure!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Holy shít, and I thought I was on my own here. Ha, madness.

df1985

i always get it too, your HW (hangover ****) is an Important part of getting rid of a hangover!

only 2nd to the HP.

jonsnow

Sheeps wrote: »

Trying to have a **** with a headache is a tough one though.

yeah but it has to be done

Fizman

Many a morning I've woken up with a weapon that could defeat a Sith Lord.

snow ghost

I believe it is because your body goes into a type of shock and thinks it is basically dying; hence the horniness kicks in as a human race preservation measure.

Bodhisopha

Probably an inbuilt healing mechanism. Personally, i find the more prolonged the raging stiffy the less severe the headache.

Heroditas

Angus Og wrote: »

Blood vessels constricted by alcohol. Alcohol begins leaving system, causing blood to return with a vengeance?

A full bladder too also contributes

R.Shackleford

I fell asleep in a bed and woke up in a tent!

Bodhisopha

Fizman wrote: »

Many a morning I've woken up with a weapon that could defeat a Sith Lord.

Jesus. Did he stick it in your ass?

Prof.Badass

hahaha never noticed this.

anniehoo

jonsnow wrote: »

Anyone else encountered this phenomenon or know why !!

Yes ...and not a clue why..dont really care why tbh!

Fizman

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Jesus. Did he stick it in your ass?

I said a Sith Lord, not our Lord. :pac:

Red_Marauder

Yeah I get this all the time, but I'm a big morning sex person anyway. I used to forward my girlfriends alarm clock to she would wake up half an hour earlier than she planned and there'd be time for fun...good times.

Then one day I woke up and she had left already. Sigh.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

happens me all the time, and I'm hungover a lot these days

maybe at 27 it might be time to bite the bullet and get a girlfriend

DanGlee

Ditto! Everytime I go for a drink.

2 of the hardest things though (pardon he pun)

One is persuading the missus, she takes a little while, but eventually 'comes' around after dropping the hand.

Second, is the bloody frustration of it all when you stay at the mates, or if we stay at her parents (as its closer to town) and you wake up in the morning with her parents in the kitchen next door... all out of the window then!

powerfade

Aaaahh the dreaded post session hornytown. Wake up and start going though the phone to see what lovely lady would fancy coming over and relieving the 'stress'. Texting girls that you really should not be texting but at this stage your h0rn is now controlling your mind. But as we got a little bit more experienced with this recurring Sunday morning horn, the advice always is 'have a **** and then see if you wanna text that girl you suddenly think you fancy again. It works....you realise you don't want her wrecking your head and you can continue on to enjoy your Sunday...

Up de Barrs

Always get a diamond cutter after a night on the beer. A few guinness farts can less the chances of success though.

Latchy

Always wake up with the horn in the morn .....beers or nay

Abi

snow ghost wrote: »

I believe it is because your body goes into a type of shock and thinks it is basically dying; hence the horniness kicks in as a human race preservation measure.

Omg that was so hawt

questionmark?

DanGlee wrote: »

Ditto! Everytime I go for a drink.

2 of the hardest things though (pardon he pun)

One is persuading the missus, she takes a little while, but eventually 'comes' around after dropping the hand.

Second, is the bloody frustration of it all when you stay at the mates, or if we stay at her parents (as its closer to town) and you wake up in the morning with her parents in the kitchen next door... all out of the window then!

Did you never hear of Danger Shags???? :rolleyes:

Latchy

It's just that the pecker haz a mind all of it's ownsome which even beers cant subside lol

mikom

Dim

unless I'm still drunk, I have not woken up horny (me - female)
I used to wake up thinking 'ow my head, shower, coffee' ... but now after being convinced ... sex gets rid of hangovers! it really does. Get those happy hormones flowing. Dirty, stinky sex to sweat the hangover out of you! then a dual shower.

Fear Uladh

Dim wrote: »

unless I'm still drunk, I have not woken up horny (me - female)
I used to wake up thinking 'ow my head, shower, coffee' ... but now after being convinced ... sex gets rid of hangovers! it really does. Get those happy hormones flowing. Dirty, stinky sex to sweat the hangover out of you! then a dual shower.

I hope you dont mean golden shower.

questionmark?

Chillaxe wrote: »

I hope you dont mean golden shower.

+1 :eek:

gleep

Chillaxe wrote: »

I hope you dont mean golden shower.

Frigid

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8VR8oAPVE

Lux23

Sunday afternoons are the worst if you have been drinking Friday and Saturday, you can be at it all afternoon and you are never quite satisfied.

Dudess

Dear diary,

I got laid, so I decided to tell the internet...

OutlawPete

Dudess wrote: »

Dear diary,

I got laid, so I decided to tell the internet...

What a coincidence, so did the OP

kodute

Heard it was because testosterone levels are lowered by drinking and the morning after they start to rise again... along with something else... :pac:

WalterMitty

kodute wrote: »

Heard it was because testosterone levels are lowered by drinking and the morning after they start to rise again... along with something else... :pac:

Also nitric oxide is released after drinking , basically endogenous viagra.

NothingMan

I'm the same, the main problem is that besides having mouldy breath and BO, you don't exactly want a 30 minute session, you really just want a roll on, thrust, grunt, roll off, back to sleepy time... type thing. So couple your smell, lack of energy and the fact that girls don't tend to be morning horny anyway, it can be difficult to pull this stunt off and will most likely just have to pull something else off.

drdeadlift

WalterMitty wrote: »

Also nitric oxide is released after drinking , basically endogenous viagra.

cool,i have a jar of that **** at home !! gona sit in this sunday and neck the lot

jonsnow

"So, how is it that we want sex so badly after a night of heavy drinking? Well, to understand this we need to dip into the workings of the male endocrine system. Testosterone production is part of a negative feedback system (a self-correcting mechanism), centered in the hypothalamus and pituitary gland. In short, the hypothalamus produces a hormone that stimulates the pituitary gland to produce a second hormone called luteinizing hormone (LH), which travels in the bloodstream to stimulate production of yet a third hormone, testosterone. When testosterone levels are low, receptors in the brain and pituitary gland signal these organs to secrete more testosterone stimulating hormones. By the time you wake up on Sunday morning, this corrective mechanism is in full flight."

according to this embarrasingly named website:
http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/partying_penis.shtml

Pot Noodle =

I quite like it when i come in after a drink and again in the morning

Bonito

I love bein' hungover the next mornin'

krustydoyle

i like it when she doesn't have to leave for work early the next morning...
nothing as bad as when u have to start the day by getting yourself off!!!!:mad:

ibarelycare

Aye the hangover horn. And it always seems to be much worse when there's no one else around

OutlawPete

ibarelycare wrote: »

Aye the hangover horn. And it always seems to be much worse when there's no one else around

Just jump on yourself when your not looking

Bonito

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just jump on yourself when your not looking

How does that work?

OutlawPete

Bonito wrote: »

How does that work?

Quite good, thanks :P