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Have you ever been played?

  • 18-02-2010 4:35am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    Have you ever been played? i.e. Messed around by a lad/lass?

    Really, this should be how many times have you been played but it'll be grand.

    Anyway, the first time I knew i was being fúcked around was just before Christmas. I ended up giving my original GF the boot, just for one night with this other one that turned out to be messing me about. All the things she was saying I thought, as did all my friends, that it would be concrete. The calls, the texts etc all lead to one thing: What I wanted - something more than the shift. I ended up with nothing. Just being fúcked around by her. Played with like a pornstar's fanny. I promised myself I wouldn't be as stupid again.

    Until tonight. I was happy not to go out, happy as a pig in shít. Until my friend thats not from around Dublin begged and begged me to go out. I'm not great friends with her, but I knew the way she was going on that something was going to happen. All this stuff about how much she wanted to see me etc, I agreed and met her in the club. More fúcking about, nothing happened. Just the general messing about.

    Are some just meant to be messed about? Some too trustworthy? Or stupid?

    Reply please, before i lose all hope!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    g.whizz wrote: »
    Anyway, the first time I knew i was being fúcked around was just before Christmas. I ended up giving my GF the boot, just for one night with this other one.
    Does not compute....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 g.whizz


    Dudess wrote: »
    Does not compute....

    fixed i think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Dublin forum.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Some girl played my banjo string before.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Oh and women are stupid, but Irish women are retarded.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    g.whizz wrote: »
    All the things she was saying I thought, as did all my friends, that it would be concrete.

    All the things she said, All the things she said
    Running through my head, Running through my head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    All the things she said, All the things she said
    Running through my head, Running through my head
    nom nom nom.


    Maybe your just useless at picking up what women want.maybe you only think that they are gagging for an ould ride but they dont. Stop counting your chickens before they hatch, dont be planning on riding them the end of the night unless your 100% sure she is up for it, you can get arrested if you dont make sure yaknow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭__________


    g.whizz wrote: »
    Have you ever been played? i.e. Messed around by a lad/lass?

    Really, this should be how many times have you been played but it'll be grand.

    Anyway, the first time I knew i was being fúcked around was just before Christmas. I ended up giving my original GF the boot, just for one night with this other one that turned out to be messing me about. All the things she was saying I thought, as did all my friends, that it would be concrete. The calls, the texts etc all lead to one thing: What I wanted - something more than the shift. I ended up with nothing. Just being fúcked around by her. Played with like a pornstar's fanny. I promised myself I wouldn't be as stupid again.

    Until tonight. I was happy not to go out, happy as a pig in shít. Until my friend thats not from around Dublin begged and begged me to go out. I'm not great friends with her, but I knew the way she was going on that something was going to happen. All this stuff about how much she wanted to see me etc, I agreed and met her in the club. More fúcking about, nothing happened. Just the general messing about.

    Are some just meant to be messed about? Some too trustworthy? Or stupid?

    Reply please, before i lose all hope!

    You messed your girlfriend about by dumping her for "one night with this other one". It's called karma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    __________ wrote: »
    You messed your girlfriend about by dumping her for "one night with this other one". It's called karma.

    That is an epic username!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭__________


    jd007 wrote: »
    That is an epic username!! :pac:

    Thank you, I will have trouble remembering it tomorrow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    g.whizz wrote: »
    Have you ever been played? i.e. Messed around by a lad/lass?

    Really, this should be how many times have you been played but it'll be grand.

    Anyway, the first time I knew i was being fúcked around was just before Christmas. I ended up giving my original GF the boot, just for one night with this other one that turned out to be messing me about. All the things she was saying I thought, as did all my friends, that it would be concrete. The calls, the texts etc all lead to one thing: What I wanted - something more than the shift. I ended up with nothing. Just being fúcked around by her. Played with like a pornstar's fanny. I promised myself I wouldn't be as stupid again.

    Until tonight. I was happy not to go out, happy as a pig in shít. Until my friend thats not from around Dublin begged and begged me to go out. I'm not great friends with her, but I knew the way she was going on that something was going to happen. All this stuff about how much she wanted to see me etc, I agreed and met her in the club. More fúcking about, nothing happened. Just the general messing about.

    Are some just meant to be messed about? Some too trustworthy? Or stupid?

    Reply please, before i lose all hope!

    What the fukk are you on about?

    Compose a thought and then write it down. Id have second thoughts about going out with you too if you started gibbering that crap at me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    __________ wrote: »
    Thank you, I will have trouble remembering it tomorrow.


    Have to agree, thats really good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    and the crap thing OP is that the girl you dumped is probably getting every which way.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    6th wrote: »
    and the crap thing OP is that the girl you dumped is probably getting every which way.

    Do you mean shes getting cocks hockyed into her?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭beardo81


    Don't blame the playa', blame the game....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭daveyboy_1ie


    As some people have said already.......you ain't the one that was played, your 'original gf' (never thought I would see someone being described like this but there you go) was played big time.

    You on the other hand were horny and got burned..................live with it and learn. If you want to be treated nicely, treat others like so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Now, I didn't read the OP or any replies, so I could be way off, but I did once stick the end of a MegaDrive controller up my ass once, I thought I'd be able to jump with the B button, perform a special by pressing C, but it didn't work.

    Is that right?

    Edit: just read the OP. You sir, got hit by the Karma train, the 9.20 to Sucks to be You. You broke up with a girl you were going out with, breaking her little teenage heart, just before Christmas, leaving her feel vunerable and alone, so you could get a ride of some other young one?

    You neither played, or got played. You in the wrong field, with a completely different ball, running in the wrong direction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Have you tried tha caveman approach. Hit her over the head and drag her back to your cave? Women love that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Swampy wrote: »
    Have you tried tha caveman approach. Hit her over the head and drag her back to your cave? Women love that.

    Make sure that you drag them by the hair tho..

    If you drag them by the feet, they just fill up with dirt.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    thebanana wrote: »
    Oh and women are stupid, but Irish women are retarded.


    Do not post any more crap like this again please


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭stellarartois


    Swampy wrote: »
    Have you tried tha caveman approach. Hit her over the head and drag her back to your cave? Women love that.

    do you think you're funny or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Who hasn't been messed around by someone? Its not a big deal unless they are someone you really care about and then sure all you can really do is try to forget about them and move on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    I've often played the double bass, if you know what I mean ladies, and I think you do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 FracturedBeat


    Only for those two summers in the 90's when i was moonlighting as a game of Connect 4.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Ticktactoe


    You dumped your girlfriend to go off with some other one only to get shafted by the other one. ..................... Karma's a b1tch!

    /Facepalm


    So you start a thread wondering why you were hard done by..... seriously?

    If i was your old GF, I'd point and laugh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    I was actually for a brief period (c. 2 months). I kinda figured she was messing me around so I stopped calling as an experiment and, well, she didn't call. Heard from her once since.

    A few years later I ended up working with a chap who was apparently going out with her at the exact same time as I was. We had a good laugh about it at the time. He was sound - she, on the other hand, was a total headcase.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    You neither played, or got played. You in the wrong field, with a completely different ball, running in the wrong direction.

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Not being a rapper of African-American heritage, I would have to reluctantly answer in the negative.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    but I did once stick the end of a MegaDrive controller up my ass once, I thought I'd be able to jump with the B button, perform a special by pressing C, but it didn't work.

    lol.


    To the OP. You played ( and dumped) your gf on the basis that some other girl who was giving you "signals" might give you a roide. Tough. She didnt.

    The next girl wanted to go to a night club with you - a guy- probably because she liked some other guy there and wanted to make him jealous ( if she just wanted company she would've asked a girl).

    HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    So now everybody knows you as a failed cheater and a lousy lover. Thats it. Game over.

    Move town.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    What the fukk are you on about?

    Compose a thought and then write it down. Id have second thoughts about going out with you too if you started gibbering that crap at me.

    Bit harsh?


  • Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thebanana wrote: »
    Do you mean shes getting cocks hockyed into her?

    Getting shlaughtered from all angles. Armpit ****, toe-jobs....more mickies than a Disneyland gift shop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Id have second thoughts about going out with you too if you started gibbering that crap at me.

    Interesting....didn't know you were gay.


    OP if you tone down the gibbering and fancy some gay lovin' brendansmith will go out with you...


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