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Ever get ass pinched by the undesired bird??

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  • 18-02-2010 12:17am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭




    Damn it, i hate when the bird i have been checking out gets her feathered friend to fend me off :D

    Quality live tv

    Question is - would you scream like a little girl or man the F**k up in front of a live audience???


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Was once offered a b-job by a 75+ granny in a disco.
    I ran like hell away sharpish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,842 ✭✭✭Micilin Muc


    Biggins wrote: »
    Was once offered a b-job by a 75+ granny in a disco.
    I ran like hell away sharpish.

    Who's Hell Away Sharpish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Heehee-ass pinched.
    Yes it happened to me.I got my own back though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Biggins wrote: »
    Was once offered a b-job by a 75+ granny in a disco.
    I ran like hell away sharpish.

    On the plus side, teeth wouldn't have been a worry :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Biggins wrote: »
    Was once offered a b-job by a 75+ granny in a disco.
    I ran like hell away sharpish.


    U haven't lived until uve had the pleasure of a gummy off a granny.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Who's Hell Away Sharpish?
    A relative of Speedygonzalas.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Biggins wrote: »
    Was once offered a b-job by a 75+ granny in a disco.
    I ran like hell away sharpish.

    You said you'd never tell!!

    Shame on you beaky.:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Yes I did.
    But luckily I had my trusty rape-whistle with me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    yep but she had hand cuffs and well it was very scarey as she searched my pockets I asked to her to be gentle....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    bigeasyeah wrote: »
    I got my own back though...
    I have my own back also :)


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