Things you shouldnt laugh at but you do!!!!

major bill

cant help it meself when someone tells me a maddie joke a church abuse joke or a haitian joke. people falling on the bus, people falling of bikes, people walking into things i let of a little snigger.the fella who fell on rte probably cracking his head opened on the ice i laughed. The advert showing how a woman would look having a stroke on the telly at the moment i laughed.all those other lil things that maybe ye shouldnt laugh at but ye cnt help it as someone would always be able to make a joke out of it or find the funny side to it.

im going to hell but i doubt im going alone;)

That_Guy

When I'm extremely pissed I laugh at everything. Sure just the other day a mate of mine told me that I was laughing at my feet.

Alessandra

major bill wrote: »

cant help it meself when someone tells me a maddie joke a church abuse joke or a haitian joke. people falling on the bus, people falling of bikes, people walking into things i let of a little snigger. The advert showing how a woman would look having a stroke on the telly at the moment i laughed.all those other lil things that maybe ye shouldnt laugh at but ye cnt help it as someone would always be able to make a joke out of it or find the funny side to it.

im going to hell but i doubt im going alone;)

With all those tragedies, accidents and natural disasters you must never stop laughing!
You must be really lucky that bad things never happen to you.

ejmaztec

Alessandra wrote: »

With all those tragedies, accidents and natural disasters you must never stop laughing!
You must be really lucky that bad things never happen to you.

He wouldn't be laughing if he received a major bill in the post.

IvySlayer

That_Guy wrote: »

When I'm extremely pissed I laugh at everything. Sure just the other day a mate of mine told me that I was laughing at my feet.

Can I buy you a pint?

OutlawPete

These two?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIT-UIQr_CY

That_Guy

IvySlayer wrote: »

Can I buy you a pint?

So long as you don't try anything funny.

Xluna

Southpark

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Funerals

I dont know why, maybe cos they're such as sad occasion by brain tries to overcompensate

Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than lining up to shake hands when you have your head bowed and you're trying to suppress a giggling fit!

OutlawPete

Alejandro Sharp Runt wrote: »

Funerals

I dont know why,

Favorable Wills?

That_Guy

Alejandro Sharp Runt wrote: »

Funerals

I dont know why, maybe cos they're such as sad occasion by brain tries to overcompensate

Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than lining up to shake hands when you have your head bowed and you're trying to suppress a giggling fit!

I've been like this before actually. A friend of mine died 3 years ago and at the funeral they had a choir and the lead singer was so out of tune that nearly everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

The way I see it he would've been laughing too.

FearDark

Still hillarious to me

RosyLily

I always seem to think of something funny during a funeral or other sombre event. Trying not to giggle in a silent church is tough!
For some strange reason, people falling makes me laugh. Get endless enjoyment outta the situation. God I'm mean!

ColumnLunch

I saw a little girl no older than 7 on one of those push scooters one day. She hit a pothole and went flying over the handlebars.

Thankfully her mother was there to pick her up as I couldn't stop laughing to be of any assistance.

dr gonzo

Alejandro Sharp Runt wrote: »

Funerals

I dont know why, maybe cos they're such as sad occasion by brain tries to overcompensate

Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than lining up to shake hands when you have your head bowed and you're trying to suppress a giggling fit!

Yeh i get this too, some sort of compensation thing. Was in South America and we passed an horrific crash in the middle of nowhere, bodies thrown all over, i was so shocked by it i started to smile which i had to try and supress lest my friends think me a weirdo(Which they do). There wasnt a single thing i found funny about it but i must be wired weirdly because any time i get a shock thats how i react.

Lu Tze

There is nothing funnier than children falling while running

3qsmavrod5twfe

This.

Pyr0

Lu Tze wrote: »

There is nothing funnier than children falling while running

Or being hit in the head any sort of sports ball.

TPD

I laughed when I heard about the hacker inserting flashing GIF animations into an epilepsy message board. I know I'm an evil cnut, but nobody was hurt, so I'll continue chuckling.

The hacker must have been laughing his ass off when he first thought of it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

n8zPyro wrote: »

Or being hit in the groin any sort of sports ball.

FYP

MaybeLogic

I believe the disease you are suffering from, OP, is referred to as Muntz-ism.

LenaClaire

I sometimes laugh when I hurt myself to stop from crying. I think it makes people believe I am crazier than usual but it works for me.

Mayoegian

major bill wrote: »

cant help it meself when someone tells me a maddie joke a church abuse joke or a haitian joke. people falling on the bus, people falling of bikes, people walking into things i let of a little snigger.the fella who fell on rte probably cracking his head opened on the ice i laughed. The advert showing how a woman would look having a stroke on the telly at the moment i laughed.all those other lil things that maybe ye shouldnt laugh at but ye cnt help it as someone would always be able to make a joke out of it or find the funny side to it.

im going to hell but i doubt im going alone;)

You have one weird sense of humour....

InTheTrees

Its not possible to talk about the planet Uranus without either giggling or making some kind of inappropriate remark.

jd007

Mayoegian wrote: »

You have one weird sense of humour....

I just laughed at your sig.

alwaysadub

Ever since i was at school,if im going to get into trouble for something or fcuk something up, i laugh. And the bigger the fcuk up the more i laugh. Doesn't go down well with my boss but i can't help it!! Its not that i think its funny,think i just start giggling out of nerves and snowballs from there. God help i ever get done for murder or something-i'd be rolling round on the floor with tears of laughter coming down my face

ronnie3585

When people say ring.

The querist.

Package.

He he he.

Red_Marauder

major bill wrote: »

The advert showing how a woman would look having a stroke on the telly at the moment i laughed.

I havent seent that ad but I laughed even thinking about that.

I find very inappropriate things funny. Maybe it has something to do with upbringing. I know a lot of people who might have had strict, decent, serious parents who somehow had kids with very twisted senses of humour. I suppsoe it is all about having what you shouldn't. Just like Meryl Streep.

I've said too much...

we'llallhavetea_old

one day i seen a child go flyin into a railing and splatter herself, funniest sh!t ever. the mother daggered me, but sure i couldn't help it, nearly p!ssed meself.

i laugh when i get nervous as well.

sometimes if i'm havin a good cry about something horrific i break down laughin at my own hysterical crying.

if i have to go to a mass for some reason and my sister or cousins are there i start snorting and chuckling for no reason.

also, if i hear a story bout someone who has died in a ridiculous way, i'll laugh. (like electrocuted or fell off a roof or run over by a tractor, no offence to anyone, but it just craics me up...)

InTheTrees

The Germans (it had to be the germans right?) have a name for this:

Schadenfreude

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

bazmaiden

citizen_p

funerels
mass @ christmas/ easter
falling people,
etc.....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

bazmaiden wrote: »

I want to see this happen to Jeremy Kyle!

we'llallhavetea_old

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I want to see this happen to Jeremy Kyle!

that clip was a spoof, still excellent though!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

that clip was a spoof, still excellent though!

Don't care. Still want it to happen to him. Always thought it was what he was thinking when he did these chows anyway!

we'llallhavetea_old

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Don't care. Still want it to happen to him. Always thought it was what he was thinking when he did these chows anyway!

i always think he takes it so seriously because he's such a legend :pac:

i think the clip is even better because its fake, who the hell can laugh so convincingly?

citizen_p

bazmaiden wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYlckOkcLsY

fixed with subtitles

Woow_Aqualung

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

also, if i hear a story bout someone who has died in a ridiculous way, i'll laugh. (like electrocuted or fell off a roof or run over by a tractor, no offence to anyone, but it just craics me up...)

Then you'll love the Darwin awards.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Herb Powell

This is going to make me sound like a horrible person, but I laughed so hard at a group of black people in a car. I started thinking of the stereotypes, and there was about 9 of them. I also laugh out loud regularly at the special olympics ads on bus shelters:(

jd007

Pianist cos it sounds like penis.


Get it?

bazmaiden

jd007 wrote: »

Pianist cos it sounds like penis.


Get it?

or do you remember "cic penois" in Irish

A Neurotic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

"Anything is funny with Yakety Sax. ANYTHING."

WeeBushy

bazmaiden wrote: »

or do you remember "cic penois" in Irish

"Is brae liom" used to get me.

major bill

Herb Powell wrote: »

This is going to make me sound like a horrible person, but I laughed so hard at a group of black people in a car. I started thinking of the stereotypes, and there was about 9 of them. I also laugh out loud regularly at the special olympics ads on bus shelters:(

thats one thing now i wouldnt laugh about(disabilitys) but who am i to judge:cool:

major bill

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I havent seent that ad but I laughed even thinking about that.

I find very inappropriate things funny. Maybe it has something to do with upbringing. I know a lot of people who might have had strict, decent, serious parents who somehow had kids with very twisted senses of humour. I suppsoe it is all about having what you shouldn't. Just like Meryl Streep.

I've said too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpR5_LQCyzk

when i seen her face drop at the end i laughed but felt guilty after cos i know i was been an evil b@stard for laughing as i know people that have suffered strokes.

scudzilla

I'll probably burn in hell for this one but everytime i see a Dwarf/Midget i break my shite laughing to myself

jd007

bazmaiden wrote: »

or do you remember "cic penois" in Irish

I remmeber laughing at the "penal system"! :pac:

numbnutz

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

I laughed when I heard about the hacker inserting flashing GIF animations into an epilepsy message board. I know I'm an evil cnut, but nobody was hurt, so I'll continue chuckling.

The hacker must have been laughing his ass off when he first thought of it.

I'm goin to be at a funeral sometime in the future and i'm goin to remember that...absolute class!!