Maury

PeterIanStaker

Anyone else watch this show. Its on Living at 11am. So fellow students I'd say. Its car crash TV at its best/worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQsrwMhFjU

Mainly paternity testing. Why do I watch this sh!te I ask myself?

Mr E

THE RESULTS
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Ah Maury is a legend.
Anyone notice that where the girls are concerned, the fatter you are, the more likely you are to cheat? Only in America....

amacachi

In Ireland only men cheat. Though I'm not sure who exactly they're cheating with.


Ya can't beat Maury when ya have a weekday's morning to yourself.

deisemum

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krankykitty

Its loltastic when they say they're 8000% (or some other wild amount) positive that the guy is the father, but then they arent

I once saw an episode that showed a woman who had been on the show 7 or 8 times, each time "definite" that the guy being tested was the father, and by the end of the last show the guy still wasn't the father. It must be all acted.

deisemum

krankykitty wrote: »

Its loltastic when they say they're 8000% (or some other wild amount) positive that the guy is the father, but then they arent

I once saw an episode that showed a woman who had been on the show 7 or 8 times, each time "definite" that the guy being tested was the father, and by the end of the last show the guy still wasn't the father. It must be all acted.

I saw that show as well plus a follow-on one where she was up to her 9th or 10th possible father and that was a while ago.

January

Think that one got up to 13 before they found out who the actual father was.

I love the men who are all "I'm 100% sure I'm not the father, I wasn't even with her!!"

"You are the father!"

OR

The ones where the guys mother/new girlfriend is on with them acting all big and then they get shot down when their precious son/boyfriend is the father.

ronnie3585

Best Maury video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc

krudler

They may as well rename it to the "Who mah baby daddy?" show since thats all its ever about, why do people go on these shows then act surprised when their wife is cheating on them with a midget trannsexual who may not be their own cousin? its not like people bring you on a talk show just to tell you something nice

tony1kenobi

There is a wonderful daily publication that would be right up the street of people who enjoy this show.It's called the Sun,ya can't miss it,it has a giant red top for the fans that can't read.

ziedth

I'm on the mobile site so i cant would someone link the i'm not the father dance on youtube? It really says all you need to know about the show.

That_Guy

Maury is one of the craziest talk shows I have ever seen but I can't help but watch it.

It's the same thing every time though. "Someone's cheating on me" or "My teenage daughter is having sex"

I think my favourite one I saw is when he gets all the guests on with these crazy fears. Sure there's a video on YouTube of a girl afraid of balloons and he starts popping all these balloons and these guys run after her with balloons.

Can't post the YouTube link as college has blocked the site. Very funny though.

amacachi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjJVN_RkbTw

Mr E

What about those shows where they have 12 women, and the audience have to decide which of them are really men? More often than not, the ones that actually look a bit masculine are really women, and the really beautiful women are really men. Totally bizarre.....

amacachi

Mr E wrote: »

What about those shows where they have 12 women, and the audience have to decide which of them are really men? More often than not, the ones that actually look a bit masculine are really women, and the really beautiful women are really men. Totally bizarre.....

I've never gotten more than two wrong on a single programme, and both times I said men when they were women. Can't be too cautious. :pac: I'd say about 50% are pretty easy to tell tbh.


Just came across this, the very start made me LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf8FQYv9lD4

gidget

the episodes where they'll bring on kids with an illness or syndromes that leave them with dysmorphic features or who have been through a traumatic experience and they do a surprise, surprise where they present them with some amazing gift are alright. I remember one where they gave one family a house after they lost the other in a fire.

amacachi

Not always kids either. Have to admit that while South Park vilified Maury for how he treats disabled and disfigured people but watching it I can't see any problem with it. Some proper sad stories too.

ziedth

I think we can close off the thread after this

deisemum

^^^

Not exactly the type of girl a parent would like to see their son bring home for tea

Dean820

Maurly?

Richard Dower

You guys really p*ss me off!!!!!!!......you dare accuse ME of watching trash tv???????....and you all love this????

Not once have i ever watch that low life crap, i have more taste!!!!!

BTw....GOSSIP GIRL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

Richard Dower

Ziedth. wrote: »

I think we can close off the thread after this

Is she doing porn yet?

Little Acorn

Have very rarely watched this show,but this guest sticks in my mind the most:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc

The mum starts by explaining the situation,but you can skip to 3:30 in video to watch her entrance video, and her trying to fight the audience members.
I think she is just hell bent on hurting her mother,and seeking attention.

Craziest little bitch I've ever seen.

amacachi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLVi4v7lSM