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Man stabbed with a Stiletto

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  • #2
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Ah it'll heel in no time


    \gets coat


  • #3
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Heel live!




    Edit: Too slow for Quazzie!


  • #4
    Plascebo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭Plascebo


    ^^
    You guys have no sole...


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Think think think think think quick quick quick quick quick......

    eh......... I'd say she'll be charged with assault but it could be pumped up to GBH.


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04waQJkDDhw


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  • #7
    ziedth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    what would happen if the shoe was on the other foot? :)


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ziedth. wrote: »
    what would happen if the shoe was on the other foot? :)

    or in the other face?


  • #9
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    If I had to be stabbed by something, I would choose a stiletto. Preferably with Beyonce wearing it. Nice way to go.


  • #10
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I wonder did she do a runner after the assault


  • #11
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    magma69 wrote: »
    If I had to be stabbed by something, I would choose a stiletto. Preferably with Beyonce wearing it. Nice way to go.

    I'd prefer death by snoo snoo.


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  • #12
    nij
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭nij


    It's astounding and disturbing to see what people find funny these days.


  • #13
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I guess she wanted to socket to him.


  • #14
    deisedevil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    nij wrote: »
    It's astounding and disturbing to see what people find funny these days.

    Ya some people just can't help pooting the boot in! :D


  • #15
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    How the hell do you piss off your girlfriend enough, that in a taxi ride home from a night out she takes off a shoe and inserts it into your face??


    I'm actually quite impressed.


  • #16
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Ziedth. wrote: »
    what would happen if the shoe was on the other foot? :)

    Indeed. Great use of a pun. Don't think we'd be laughing about it anyway, the double standards are still alive and kicking.

    Some of the puns are just knot funny!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #17
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    How the hell do you piss off your girlfriend enough, that in a taxi ride home from a night out she takes off a shoe and inserts it into your face??


    I'm actually quite impressed.

    They were probably wedged together in the small taxi , could have been an accident :confused:


  • #18
    Dufresne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭Dufresne


    Nessa and Smithy I'd believe - but Gavin and Staci????


  • #19
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    The time for a witty reply has come and gone.


  • #20
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    nij wrote: »
    It's astounding and disturbing to see what people find funny these days.

    I'm confused. Where's your pun?


  • #21
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Ok one more before I go

    Wonder were they Buckled after drinking too much





    Tee Hee


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I guess she wanted to socket to him.

    Winner. :)

    At least the hospital bills won't be a problem, seeing as he's (been) well-heeled.


  • #23
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    nij wrote: »
    It's astounding and disturbing to see what people find funny these days.
    "These days"? As opposed to when?


  • #24
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    And people learn what the original meaning of the word "stiletto" is ITT.


  • #25
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Dudess wrote: »
    "These days"? As opposed to when?

    Back in the day. Nobody laughed at anything inappropriate back in the day.

    You clearly don't get it.


  • #26
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    He bit off more than he could Choo and ended uo with a Blahnik eye.
    Hitting a fella is one thing but she really stuck Louboutin.


  • #27
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Hitting a fella is one thing but she really stuck Louboutin.

    :D


  • #28
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Reminds me of that film 'Single White Female'.

    He just got bunny-boilered


  • #29
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Note to self : Only go out with tall women from now on.


  • #30
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    bonerm wrote: »
    Note to self : Only go out with tall women from now on.

    Why? Their stilettos not as sharp?

    Nah, women who don't wear high heels would be a better bet.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #31
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    K-9 wrote: »
    Why? Their stilettos not as sharp?

    Nah, women who don't wear high heels would be a better bet.

    That's what he was getting at.;)


  • #32
    changes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 959 ✭✭✭changes


    She told him to keep a tight eye on her shoes


  • #33
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    How the hell do you piss off your girlfriend enough, that in a taxi ride home from a night out she takes off a shoe and inserts it into your face??


    I'm actually quite impressed.

    I know a guy who broke up a fight between a couple and the girl attacked him with her high heels. Had to be treated in hospital for his puncture wounds.


    [pedant]The original stiletto is a type of knife - as are Bowies and Jaggers[/pedant]


  • #34
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Stiletto

    Stiletto heel


  • #35
    boredofblackroc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ✭boredofblackroc


    Hurts enough when some chick chubbby stands on your toes with a stilleto, let alone stick it in your eye.....


  • #36
    fat liar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭fat liar


    Ouch!


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  • #37
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    If they were arguing she sure got her point across.
    And if he loves her the poor guy will probably stiletto away with it.


  • #38
    fat liar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭fat liar


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    If they were arguing she sure got her point across.
    And if he loves her the poor guy will probably stiletto away with it.

    Ha ha :)


  • #39
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    If they were arguing she sure got her point across.
    And if he loves her the poor guy will probably stiletto away with it.

    Awwwwhhhhhhh!

    That's nearly as sore the stiletto, though you do have a point!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #40
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Of course I do, I just sandal it better than she did.


  • #41
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Just think of the make up sex after this, she will let him do anything to her when he gets out.:eek:


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  • #42
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkovnss7sg



    :cool:


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