Whats the most manly thing you have done recently?

Hazys

or ever?

We are building are bar in our gaff at the moment so there is a lot of tools lying about.

One of the power drills died so i decided to smack it a few times with a hammer...there is nothing more manly than hitting a power tool with a hammer while drinking a beer...fcuk yeah!...I'm a man!...take that Tim the Toolman Taylor!!

Boston

Hazys wrote: »

or ever?

We are building are bar in our gaff at the moment so there is a lot of tools lying about.

One of the power drills died so i decided to smack it a few times with a hammer...there is nothing more manly than hitting a power tool with a hammer while drinking a beer...fcuk yeah!...I'm a man!...take that Tim the Toolman Taylor!!

And for your next trick, when the drill explodes ripping apart your hand, you won't cry out in pain.

As for myself, well there was that time I almost copulated with a female.

Handsome Bob

Let me think, most manly thing........eh.........thank you for this frank eye opener OP.

Nervous Wreck

I just went to the gym! Apart from that, there's not a lot that's very manly about me. :pac:

Boston

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

I just went to the gym! Apart from that, there's not a lot that's very manly about me. :pac:

Did you go on the bikes followed by the thread mill. If so, it doesn't count. You need to lift heavy things for the gym to be manly.

Hazys

Boston wrote: »

And for your next trick, when the drill explodes ripping apart your hand, you won't cry out in pain.

As for myself, well there was that time I almost copulated with a female.

The battery was out and so was the tip, so not much chance of explosion or flying parts...i really wasnt hitting it hard it just seemed like a manly thing to do (smily face in post isnt that manly...real men dont smile)

Will

I blew some bubbles using a bubble-sword

Boston

Will wrote: »

I blew some bubbles using a bubble-sword

May make you a legend, but it doesn't make you a man.

FlutterinBantam

I told an auld one who tried to jump the queue at the local supermarket to get her fat ass behind me before I clocked her.

:mad:

Hazys

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I told an auld one who tried to jump the queue at the local supermarket to get her fat ass behind me before I clocked her.

:mad:

I hope you are being sarcastic.

Fago!

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

I just went to the gym! Apart from that, there's not a lot that's very manly about me. :pac:

You're one ahead of me!

Will

Boston wrote: »

May make you a legend, but it doesn't make you a man.

But it's a sword that blows bubbles!! A SWORD!

Nervous Wreck

Boston wrote: »

Did you go on the bikes followed by the thread mill. If so, it doesn't count. You need to lift heavy things for the gym to be manly.

Haha, swearzies.

Caoimhín

I shaved with my Bismark cutthroat razor. roarrrrr

Magic Eight Ball

I got lost and refused to ask for directions!

sorrywhat

I tried to pee standing up......
................Im a girl. It didn't quiet work out.

Will

Kudos for the effort "sorrywhat"

I've the manflu, feel bleurgh but feel manly calling it the manflu.

Cicero

...dribbled uncontrollably when I saw this in Dublin...

Nervous Wreck

I kicked a door in for a girl once so she could use the bathroom. She still didn't sleep with me.... But it was pretty manly.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I stuck my hand up a sheep and pulled out a lamb!



I really need to get out of here again....

OldGoat

I whinged loudly, mumbled bitterly and was sulky when she started to watch 'Notting Hill' a few minutes ago on the TV. She turned to me and barked "Stop being such a man".
:rolleyes:

Monkeybonkers

I started to put back together my friends motorbike that I had stripped down for him last week. Mans work!!

CDfm

Got up at 7.15 to get herself a lemsip, spent my lunchtime getting her perscription at the chemist and went to the chipper for her at teatime. Got off the couch at ten to go out to get diet cokes.

Pah.

Posted " is misogyny an art or a science " on my facebook page. Now that was manly.:p

amacachi

Had about 2 months to do an essay due today, did it today in 5 hours in which I also watched about an hour of telly and 4 smoking breaks. :pac:

CDfm

amacachi wrote: »

Had about 2 months to do an essay due today, did it today in 5 hours in which I also watched about an hour of telly and 4 smoking breaks. :pac:

how girlie can you get -multitasking:D

Jesus Wept

I used a hammer to bang nails into a wall.
I walked around holding the hammer for 10 minutes afterwards with intent.

Turned out, nothing else needed hammering.

KTRIC

Gave the GF a good auld seeing to this morning. :cool:


Can't get more manly than that.

squidgey

The other night there was a girl on Dame St being hastled by a drunkard as she waited for her bus. She seemed rather scared. I told him to go f*** off and leave her alone. He then f***ed off.

CDfm

KTRIC wrote: »

Can't get more manly than that.

LOL -there are some who would disagree with you :eek::p

amacachi

CDfm wrote: »

how girlie can you get -multitasking:D

Must be joking, had to stop each time. Got feck all done on the bus because I'm a man so was incapable both feeling sick and typing. :P

Hazys

Hazys wrote: »

or ever?

We are building are bar in our gaff at the moment so there is a lot of tools lying about.

One of the power drills died so i decided to smack it a few times with a hammer...there is nothing more manly than hitting a power tool with a hammer while drinking a beer...fcuk yeah!...I'm a man!...take that Tim the Toolman Taylor!!

Speaking of power drills...this is a Man's way of feeding his daughter*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D9XkH3dBSc

*Thats just an accident waiting to happen

Mackman

I re-organised the wiring of everything at the back of the TV to make it more streamlined.
Working 4 remotes was too complicated for the ladies

congo_90

Chatted up a woman of better age than me without too much shyness

Got a big dog when the family wanted a small medium ish one.

erm.. Grabbed my balls and reminded myself of how luck i am to have 2.

Went for beers with a friend. After not watching some sh*tty dvd and drinking we ended up on the bed.. and well. Neiter of us were left unsatisfied

I've began thinking of buying a bike

An Aston martin passed recently. The growl of it's engine sent shivers up my back.

After burning my hand on a hot food platter I continued to serve all 3 (though with a cloth for the last), ran out to change a keg. Ran back out to serve a huge que of drunken people and then finally put my hand under the tap for a moment.

Probably the best was last week. Herself had lost her jacket. I gave her mine without hesitation. Browny points rewarded for that

thebiggestjim

I shot the hell out of two pumpkins with a shotgun after coming home drunk from a bar.

This could probably put under "Whats the most stupid thing you have done recently?" category also.

Glenster

I snatched the remote control off my girlfriend and when she protested I said,

"I am a man"

Then I put football on for about five minutes until I couldn't handle the uncomfortable silence at which point I gave it back to her.

That is being a man. A modern whipped man.

davmol

Woke up this morning,told the OH to get up and make me brekkie,which she did.Tapped her on the ass on her way out of the bedrom while scratching my balls

RoadRunner

While we were fixing a motorbike (and drinking beer) I welded some nails onto my friends hammer using his mig welder and smashed up stuff in his garage with that. Then I attempted to weld his hammer to his angle grinder so I could smash his stuff faster - But then he came back.

Amadeus.

Mrs. Amadeus always had a thing for Russel Crowe (Gladiator). Last weekend I hired out the costume and I hid it upstairs. When we came back from a night out last saturday(she had quite a few), we retired to the bedroom for some passion. I slipped out of the room and got into the costume and made a grand entrance into the bedroom.
She was not impressed, it actually freaked her out somewhat and I didn't get anything that night or since that for that matter.
I figured it was a manly thing to do, but it backfired bigtime.

Cicero

I barbequed steaks....................at Christmas time...

RoadRunner

Cicero wrote: »

I barbequed steaks....................at Christmas time...

You Win !:eek:

Otis Driftwood

Nothing too noteworthy of late but late last summer I cut up and stacked a fallen tree using a chainsaw and a 16lb axe.Now that was satisfying.

seraphimvc

the bus was no free seat and a lot of standing passengers - i stood up and kindly let the old granny has a seat.

CDfm

seraphimvc wrote: »

the bus was no free seat and a lot of standing passengers - i stood up and kindly let the old granny has a seat.

that pips Ciceros steaks with me

Cicero

CDfm wrote: »

that pips Ciceros steaks with me

..you've never tasted my steaks....

Ruu_Old

Put insulation in the attic, also put my foot through some of the old drywall but managed to hang on and not fall.

CDfm

Cicero wrote: »

..you've never tasted my steaks....

OK seraphimvc -throw granny from the bus and pm Cicero for a steak dinner that cant be beat :cool:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I took an armchair out of the sittingroom and chipped both sides of the door on the way out

Fad

I cycled from Dublin to Athlone on a mountain bike..........oh sorry you meant manly, I thought you meant retarded.

Christ that hurt

I mean errrrrr

No it didnt

CDfm

Fad wrote: »

Christ that hurt

I mean errrrrr

No it didnt

Cycling can have that effect Fadette :pac:

source

I slept in a ditch with a poncho over me and a machine gun for a pillow.....and no i'm not kidding! (FCA was a great laugh)

Took apart a 5.25 tonne anti aircraft gun (also FCA)