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if you could change one thing?

  • 09-02-2010 9:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭


    if you could go back and change one thing about your life, what would it be and why? for me, it would be the tattoo i thaught was sooo cool years ago, not so cool now!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Stuck with boxing TBH. Other than that. Nope that's the only thing I wish I could go back and change.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I wouldnt have opened this pointless thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Wouldn't have got on the back of that truck thinking I was Marty McFly when I was 13.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    ME DICKY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Would have paid more attention to the lanky, spotty girl that lived across the road, shes now a model:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    My trousers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Wouldn't have got on the back of that truck thinking I was Marty McFly when I was 13.
    Pffffft yeh you would :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭Happynappy


    I wouldn't have grown a mustache


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    if you could go back and change one thing about your life, what would it be and why? for me, it would be the tattoo i thaught was sooo cool years ago, not so cool now!

    What's the tattoo of? "Oasis 4ever" or somesuch?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    bonerm wrote: »
    What's the tattoo of? "Oasis 4ever" or somesuch?

    a tiny bird on my boob, 20 years later its now a stork!!! truth


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    De Dirty kaks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    a tiny bird on my boob, 20 years later its now a stork!!! truth

    I'm sure it's charming. Feel free to post pix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Refuse to learn Irish, history and religion and demand the free classes instead.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm sure it's charming. Feel free to post pix.

    erm... that would be a no, wouldnt want the mods banning me:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    Nothing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I x0u1d haw v3mt t0 $p3csavers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    if you could change one thing?

    A couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to get aroused.
    He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I have to take a pee."
    He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge."

    She disappears behind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolled down her legs and imagines her squatting.
    He can't contain himself, so he reaches through a gap in the hedge and touches her leg.

    Then he moves his hand up her thigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs.
    He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?"

    She says, "No, I changed my mind. I'm taking a shite instead."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    I'd have accepted Sergei's invitation to start up a little company he was planning to call Google. But I didn't like Larry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Too many to mention.

    I can be an idiot sometimes. I can argue and hold a grudge, lost great friends :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    My girlfriend, she's on boards too, so I hope she reads this and fcuks back home to her country after reading this. Knowing my luck this is the only thread she won't read. Sorry, i'm shít at breaking up with women. Was never good at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TBH i dont think i'd change anything. I'm happy with who i am and thats because of mistakes i've made.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Kiera wrote: »
    TBH i dont think i'd change anything. I'm happy with who i am and thats because of mistakes i've made.


    it takes a bigger person to admit that they learned from there mistakes, well done!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    it takes a bigger person to admit that they learned from there mistakes, well done!!
    I'm huge :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    it takes a bigger person to admit that they learned from there mistakes, well done!!

    Are you calling her fat? That's not very nice dude...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Are you calling her fat? That's not very nice dude...

    Are you calling her a dude? That's not very nice either dude...:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    No point regretting things, just makes you feel miserable and you can't do anything about it anyway

    That said I was talking some awful ****e the last night so kinda regret hitting top shelf so hard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    I wouldnt have panicked and left a guy I met who was into me and vice versa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I don't know, get more women?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Davidius wrote: »
    I don't know, get more women?

    Same here probably, its getting harder making up for lost time now :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I'd never have even tried moving to Galway, and I'd never have started playing WoW.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Are you calling her fat? That's not very nice dude...
    Charco wrote: »
    Are you calling her a dude? That's not very nice either dude...:pac:

    Hey hey..
    Lay off Kiera,

    She may be many things..
    A Bovril lover,
    Hopelessly addicted to posting while drunk,
    A Fat dude,

    But she is not a Communist.



    Wait...What?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    Everything from 2001 onwards. Sigh!

    Guess the fun of it all is turning your life upside down, starting again and "finding" yourself. Yaaay!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    I_am_Jebus wrote: »
    Everything from 2001 onwards. Sigh!

    Guess the fun of it all is turning your life upside down, starting again and "finding" yourself. Yaaay!

    You don't want to change that other matter, you know, of being crusified or anything? No? Still think you saved mankind? You were better off living a normal life and making a few bob as a carpenter... Ah well, serves you right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Davidius wrote: »
    I don't know, get more women?

    In all fairness, you have a big "Support the Pokemon forum" banner in your sig. I'm guessing if you want to "get more women", the one thing you'd change would be "avoid all things japanese!"! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    In all fairness, you have a big "Support the Pokemon forum" banner in your sig. I'm guessing if you want to "get more women", the one thing you'd change would be "avoid all things japanese!"! ;)

    But don't avoid Japanese women ;) No no no. Japanese woman is on my "to do" list ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    In all fairness, you have a big "Support the Pokemon forum" banner in your sig. I'm guessing if you want to "get more women", the one thing you'd change would be "avoid all things japanese!"! ;)
    I don't watch anime or read manga, surely this is enough!? I dare not give up my beloved time wasting video games due to their country of origin. :(

    How many people are going to reference the signature in reply to my posts. Are you all insecure that you can't see the inheret manliness in playing a children's video game?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    stuck to few more the sports that I played like Football, Hurling (which I played county level underage) soccer and Golf.

    Was just good at sports. play rugby now but not same


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭fuelinjection


    A smaller willie, women love to talk and boast about it, but I have since found out that it hurts them.
    Seriously think about da ladies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    I would have broken up with my ex long before she did, wasted 3 years of college partying and debauchery only to have her brake up with me on the last day of college.

    BITCH!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Dull and Boring


    The majority of times I,ve tried to cook.....usually ends in smoke and the occasional burn wound and rarely with edible food.


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