I'm lost in life

Dublindude69

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

barney 20v

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

Your the same as 99% of the population......

Dublindude69

barney 20v wrote: »

Your the same as 99% of the population......

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

Professey Chin

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

Ok im lookin at a dvd box right now.Do you put stuff this size up your ass often?

AlmightyCushion

You're a dude in dublin who is either 69, born in 1969 or enjoys 69ing 69 year olds.

One_Armed_Dwarf

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

That sounds like a pain in the ass...........i'll leave now

Dean820

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

You sound like a Fawlty Towers episode.

Xavi6

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

Alzheimers?

Dublindude69

Don't use big confusing words damn it.
The only positive I can think of is I'm going to be meeting some of you lot and making new friends this Thursday at the Film movie meet.

The_B_Man

lol whats the film movie meet? are you all meeting up at someones house to watch a DVD? If thats the case, maybe someone else should bring the DVD!! :eek:

mikom

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

Box set of "Bottom" was it?

Bonito

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Don't use big confusing words damn it.
The only positive I can think of is I'm going to be meeting some of you lot and making new friends this Thursday at the Film movie meet.

That's the film forum, this is AH

Just chill, remove the dvd from your rear end, stick the kettle on, have a cup of tea.

Hank_Jones

Find out what it is that you love and then do that.

At least you'll be happy.

And maybe you'll figure out who you are along the way.

Dublindude69

Bonito wrote: »

That's the film forum, this is AH

Just chill, remove the dvd from your rear end, stick the kettle on, have a cup of tea.

The hospital had to do that, so embarressing, the nurses kept laughing at me. The worst part was it was a rental DVD and I had to return it. The box stank, I don't think I'll ever return to the shop again. I feel like a living joke sometimes.

DERICKOO

Have you ever experienced a time in your life when everything seems to be going wrong for you? You probably have. In fact you may even be going through such a time now. Don't worry. All is not lost. There are steps you can take to push through the gloom into sunshine.

At an earlier time in my life I was a very successful amateur sportsman. I experienced times during competition and during training where I couldn't put a foot wrong. Everything flowed so easily that winning was the only possible outcome.

Then there were other time where I would be in pain and would be so fatigued that all I wanted to do was give up.

One thing that I understood well was that I had to push through those hard times in order to experience the great times. So I came up with a little motto to help me do just that. The motto goes like this.

"Pain and fatigue are just a test,
to sort the champions from the rest!"

This motto is true in sport and it is true in life. Most people never become successful because they give up when the going gets tough. The champions on the other hand move up a gear and drive their way through those tough times and come out the other end as winners enjoying the spoils of their victory.

Are there some practical steps you can take that will help you through the gloom and out into the sunshine? Yes there are.

First of all, ask yourself if there is anything that you are doing, or failing to do, that is causing the hardship or perhaps unnecessarily increasing the hardship.

Examine your thoughts, habits, actions, decisions and choices to see if you can improve on any, or all, of them in such a way as to help your situation. If there is anything that you can do improve your situation then do it.

If you analyze your thoughts, habits, actions, decisions and choices and decide that you are on the right track then the difficulties that you are facing could be just a matter of chance.

All life is a matter of probability. What you are doing with success strategies and tactics is seeking to move the probabilities into your favor. Success strategies really do work and they really do increase your likelihood of enjoying a successful life, but that doesn't mean that things can't go wrong for you from time to time.

Most people, no matter how successful, will suffer hardships and setbacks from time to time in their life. If you are confident that you are on the right track then the best strategy is to increase the amount of goal directed action that you are taking.

A heavy load needs a strong back. So when your burdens start to feel heavy it is up to you to increase your own strength. Increase your strength of action. Increase your strength of will. Increase the strength and quality of your knowledge and delegation and determination.

It is that fighting spirit that will strengthen your character.

If you intelligently apply massive, goal directed action, assess the result, decide on the next action needed, and then massively apply that action you will win. You will get to enjoy the fruits of your labor. But by far the greatest win you will have is the strength of character that you develop while lesser persons are giving up.

Doop

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't think I'll ever return to the shop again.

Probably for the best...

Look at this way... you're providing me with a lot of entertainment, thats positive..

:pac:


http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055816373

Xavi6

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Don't use big confusing words damn it.
The only positive I can think of is I'm going to be meeting some of you lot and making new friends this Thursday at the Film movie meet.

Someone needs to put a link to this thread in the Film forum. Might make a few reconsider their plans for Thursday night.

m@cc@

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

Slipped disc?

Sharpshooter

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

Well, you are now in Google Search.

Be very very afraid of the Internet.:pac:

m@cc@

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

http://maps.google.com

mahamageehad

...are you stoned???? No, really

jd007

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going.

Go down the road, take the second left and the mental institute is the second building on the right.

captainjack

You clearly have sand in your vagina.

m@cc@

captainjack wrote: »

You clearly have sand in your vagina.

Gritty drama.

BluesBerry

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I bet 99% of the population didn't accidentally sit on a DVD box while nude and get it stuck up their ass

Oh dear :eek:

Dublindude69 wrote: »

The hospital had to do that, so embarressing, the nurses kept laughing at me. The worst part was it was a rental DVD and I had to return it. The box stank, I don't think I'll ever return to the shop again. I feel like a living joke sometimes.

and clench........aaaaand relax............and clench ......................aaaand relax

Was the DVD One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest , Hope the nurse on duty at that hospital wasn't Nurse Ratchet and clench............aaaaand relax

m@cc@

Dublindude69 wrote: »

The worst part was it was a rectal DVD and I had to return it. The box stank, I don't think I'll ever return to the shop again. I feel like a living joke sometimes.

FYP

dcmu

When putting 69 in your username starts seeming like a bad idea, then you're heading the right way.

When taking out the "dude" happens, then you'll be cools.

raah!

There's nothing wrong with being a joke. There are plenty of other jokes out there.

Mr. Incognito

Get a decent sat nav

i71jskz5xu42pb

Dublindude69 wrote: »

The only positive I can think of is I'm going to be meeting some of you lot and making new friends this Thursday at the Film movie meet.

How will people know you? Maybe you could wear a red carnation in your bumbuttonhole.

bonerm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

This is too hard. Can we not at least have Lloyd Grossman walk through your house before we guess?

Bolag_the_2nd

A dvd, really??? u must be left with a butthole like a hippo's roar!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Dublindude69

Ira Microscopic Vodka wrote: »

How will people know you? Maybe you could wear a red carnation in your bumbuttonhole.

I'm not going to tell them who I am on the boards and play it cool.

Whyno

Are you a blind hippo...FFS cop yourself on.

caseyann

Not that i want to imagine how you would do that!!:eek: I have been trying to imagine how and its impossible Seriously How ? :eek:

All the other stuff who are you? Ask a friend


As for the rest of you not to ask how i see you know

extra-ordinary_

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't know who I am or where I am going. I keep doing silly things all the time and seem to end up in stupid situations. I'm so lost and confused, who am I?

George Lee?