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Ashamed of myself

  • 07-02-2010 7:02pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    Was out last night and got a bit pissed. Got the hunger after leaving the pub and headed to the chipper. Put my hand in my pocket and had no money. Very pissed off.
    As I was walking home, I saw some homeless lad about to tuck into a kebab.
    I distracted him by asking him directions and whipped his kebeb out of his hands and ran for it.
    :o


Comments

  • #2
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    What the **** is wrong with you?


  • #3
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Hang your head in shame OP:eek:

    You disgust me :p


  • #4
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    You should feel ashamed of yourself for this thread tbh.


  • #5
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Oh Sharpy......


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Ho ho.


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  • #7
    window_licker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    you seriously have to get over it.


  • #8
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    window_licker wrote: »
    you seriously have to get over it.

    You started it. ;)


  • #9
    Quandary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,367 ✭✭✭Quandary


    it better have been the best kebab ever...


  • #10
    robz18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭robz18


    Sound


  • #11
    nicklauski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭nicklauski


    Were did the homeless guy get the money for a kebab. That's what I'm more worried about.


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  • #12
    sesna
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭sesna


    Ah I always did wonder what a crack kebab covered in faecal matter would taste like


  • #13
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Pics etc...


  • #14
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    nicklauski wrote: »
    Were did the homeless guy get the money for a kebab. That's what I'm more worried about.

    Read Window Licker's (self glorifying) thread.


  • #15
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    nicklauski wrote: »
    Were did the homeless guy get the money for a kebab. That's what I'm more worried about.

    Maybe he robbed it from window_licker's pocket when she was being so generous!


  • #16
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    I stole a homeless persons sandwich once then threw it away because it had sweet corn in it. I fcuking hate sweetcorn


  • #17
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    gamblitis wrote: »
    Pics etc...
    okeydoke


  • #18
    FlashGordon1969
    Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭FlashGordon1969


    This has to be a joke.


  • #19
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    That is fooking hilarious OP.

    But you are a sick bastard.

    *In posh lady accent*

    "I certainly hope someone stabs you in the eye"


  • #20
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Lol@ the people not getting it :pac:


  • #21
    sillyputty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sillyputty


    Oh when will it end, i'm bored now......


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  • #22
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Im very ashamed of my self too. I'm homeless, and was just tucking into a second-hand kebab last night when some gee-bag came and knicked my Kebab! :eek:

    So I followed him home and waited for him to go to sleep. Then I broke into his garden and made a dump in his recycle bin, sexually assaulted his dog and stole his iPod.

    I am so ashamed. I hate iPods.


  • #23
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Oh Sharpy......

    I got it!:p
    sillyputty wrote: »
    Oh when will it end, i'm bored now......

    Me too.:)

    I'm off to get a curry.

    OP, do not start another parody thread.


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