Would a prostitute be offended if I...

elmicko

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

mikom

Johnny

SoupyNorman

Well she wasnt offended when I asked her to put a Hamster up my arse.

Pdfile

they do get offended... but that costs extra

itsallaboutheL

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Well she wasnt offended when I asked her to put a Hamster up my arse.

Ah feck ye

Dull and Boring

Hell yeah I'd be offended! A hooker's a hooker! Just call a cleaner! Would you ask a cleaner for Sparkle's services?!!

Senna

"my place is a mess.......... i know, i'll phone a hooker"

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCLyMxZA1LY

elmicko

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Well she wasnt offended when I asked her to put a Hamster up my arse.

Funnily enough, I think you've touched on the main point of my question, ridiculous sexual stuff, including hamsters etc, you would assume should be fair game but something like cleaning that would be outside their 'job description' may not be.

FannyMcGee

Did you hear the one about the leper who f*cked a prostitute & left her a tip?

sdanseo

Would a cleaner not be cheaper?

OI

FannyMcGee wrote: »

Did you hear the one about the leper who f*cked a prostitute & left her a tip?

Cost him an arm and aleg

SoupyNorman

edit: sdonn has just brushed upon it, t why dont you just hire a cleaner?

FannyMcGee

Dull and Boring wrote: »

Hell yeah I'd be offended! A hooker's a hooker! Just call a cleaner! Would you ask a cleaner for Sparkle's services?!!

Sparkles sounds like a good name for a home cleaning service. At least it would if this thread didn't exist.

OI

FannyMcGee wrote: »

Did you hear the one about the leper who f*cked a prostitute & left her a tip?

Oh I see ... Ha ha ha ha duh!

Sharpshooter

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past.

There are lots of johnnies who did that OP.

recylingbin

I've heard that getting them to use a hoover costs extra.

FannyMcGee

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical.

Hypothetical, my ass. Just give Sparkles a call Johnny & see what the going rate is.

Dull and Boring

elmicko

SoupyNorman wrote: »

edit: sdonn has just brushed upon it, t why dont you just hire a cleaner?

I don't know, Johnny has trust issues, and he trusts Sparkle after she didn't tell anyone about the debacle involving a hamster.

Jesus Wept

Ask yourself this question, would you go over to her place and take some cock if she wasn't in the mood to work?

I mean... would Johnny?

USA

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

Well that depends. Would she leave the place 'Sparkle'-ing ?

elmicko

The-Rigger wrote: »

Ask yourself this question, would you go over to her place and take some cock if she wasn't in the mood to work?

I mean... would Johnny?

Ok, this is interesting, now I don't know if you're just trying to insinuate that I am Johnny, but do you actually think she could be offended, could she take pride in her work, would it be a bad thing to ask her to do?

USA

elmicko wrote: »

Ok, this is interesting, now I don't know if you're just trying to insinuate that I am Johnny, but do you actually think she could be offended, could she take pride in her work, would it be a bad thing to ask her to do?

Well that depends. Would she leave the place 'Sparkle'-ing ?

Pdfile

OI wrote: »

Cost him an arm and aleg

what do you call a hooker with a runny nose ???

Full!

:pac:

Rented Mule

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

She's already cleaned his pipes......

Choke

Careful OP.

Girls are on the internet these days.

Jesus Wept

elmicko wrote: »

Ok, this is interesting, now I don't know if you're just trying to insinuate that I am Johnny, but do you actually think she could be offended, could she take pride in her work, would it be a bad thing to ask her to do?

It's not about offense. Johnny is asking her to do something just because he isn't arsed and thinks she will do anything for a dime.
Would Johnny take some cock if she felt like taking the day off and watching The Afternoon show...?

Actually, some days I think I'd rather take some cock than have to watch The Afternoon show.

jimmycrackcorm

So that's why his nickname is "Rubber"

robby^5

Just say you're looking for an extremely realistic maid roleplay session, you'll provide the rubber...gloves (weh weh weh)

Overheal

Dull and Boring wrote: »

Hell yeah I'd be offended! A hooker's a hooker! Just call a cleaner! Would you ask a cleaner for Sparkle's services?!!

Oh my, youve never seen the Dirty Latina Maids series :pac:

OI

Rented Mule wrote: »

She's already cleaned his pipes......

... And polished his nob

efb

As long as she's not a PS Prozzie, it would be work to rule, and no doubt she'd practice the early withdrawal method...

gmonov1

jesus christ, the pointlessness of some of the threads on here never ceases to amaze me.

AnonoBoy

I despair for mankind sometimes. I really do.

caseyann

Has no one seen what he is doing he is trying to locate if any Hookers on forum lmao

Lux23

An actual cleaner would be cheaper.

sbsquarepants

Reminds me of an episode of seinfeld. Jerry was sleeping with his cleaner, but then she stopped cleaning and still expected to be paid. This proves nothing either way, just remembering is all!!

m@cc@

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

Ha ha ha ha, the only woman Johnny knows is a prozzie.

EL_Loco

He wants his parents to arrive with his "new girlfriend" putting the finishing touches to the house before their arrival.

Then they can sit down to a buffalo 66 type dinner together.

newmember2

Clean the house yourself you lazy fcuk.

dilallio

EL_Loco wrote: »

He wants his parents to arrive with his "new girlfriend" putting the finishing touches to the house before their arrival.

Then they can sit down to a buffalo 66 type dinner together.

Until Johnny's mum notices that Sparkles is the same lady who 'cleans' Johnny's dad's office.

cherryghost

in the time of mulling it over and posting this thread on boards, chances are you could have cleaned the entire mess up by yourself

honeymonster

Some people have too much free time

Dull and Boring

cherryghost wrote: »

in the time of mulling it over and posting this thread on boards, chances are you could have cleaned the entire mess up by yourself

Some things aren't as fun when you do them yourself!

no1beemerfan

Tell Johnny to tell sparkle that watching a woman clean is a real turn on (as said earlier people have weird turn-ons) for him so it would be under her remit!

Dravokivich

Tell her it's a fetish you want her to "RP" with...

- Drav!

aidan24326

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

You know, you really could use your brain to more worthwhile ends.

CrazyRabbit

elmicko wrote: »

Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.

Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?

I honestly wouldn't mind.

And please stop calling me Sparkle. I've told you before, my name is Tony.

eatchicken

Well...does Johnny clean up his mess when he's over at Sparkles?

rubadub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_5XX1-1_ZY