Open or not?

Buford T Justice

Boardsies. I know that by posting here I am sure to get a logical and well thought out answer, with all angles considered.

Got two parcels from Littlewoods today.

Interestingly:

• I do not buy anything of Littlewoods
• Its not my address
• I have this stuff
• I don't know what it is.

Now, I live at say 1 This Street, and this stuff is addressed to 1 That Street which is about 10 mins walk away.

The Dilemma:

Door Number 1:
Do i keep it, and open the stuff, not knowing I could get a top of the line Shirt that costs a Fortune, or similarly a bra and panties that would be of no use to me. (Couldn't fit me Shlong in it). Then deny all knowledge that anything ever came through my door. Its not my fault the courier is a muppet after all. All the while knowing some poor shmuck is going to get sthupped with the bill.

Or,
Door Number 2:
Take the walk to the proper address and drop them through the letterbox, all the while getting a sense of satisfaction knowing that my little bit of do-goodery is done for the day, but missing out on the potential of something for free.

What do I do? Its so confusing

Dardania

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

Door number 2. But put a gift of your own there in a paper bag between the parcel and their door to undo your do-goddiness if it'll bother you.

Rented Mule

This is the exact reason E-bay was invented.

Open it, take whatever is in there out for yourself, write down the link to this thread on a piece of paper and stick it in the now empty parcel.

Proceed to post box.

artanevilla

Two parcels, open one, give the other.

door number 2........







I think

Rented Mule

Just hope that you don't have a box of severed heads.

January

Door Number 2

Door number 1... nobody signed nothink, therefore no proof of delivery. Open away and deny deny deny!!

Door Number 2

Are you anything to Feeky McGee?

DazMarz

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Door #2...

Be good, be honest. And anyway, stuff from Littlewoods is usually shíte!!!:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Cuddle, please...

Gillington

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Door number 2.

If she's hot ask her to model the bra and panties for you.

Buford T Justice

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you anything to Feeky McGee?

Yeah, He's my Spawn......

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Cuddle, please...

Ummm.... Like the poll says, ask yer ma...... Oh wait, am I youre ma?

Bajingo

Door 1..the person who shoud have received them will get their money back or they will be sent the stuff again..

In saying that im a goody goody..so..

alwaysadub

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Door number 2.
Whats the chances that you'll
get a-something that you'll actually like and b-that it will actually fit you even if you do like it?

Reganio 2

Door Number 2

hehe number 2

squod

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Door number two, teh stuff could belong to a stunnin' burd that fancies a bit of honesty in her men. Wost case scenario is the burd is fah, den you're defo in for a cupa tea and chocolah kake.

WIZE

Take a dump in the box then door 2

Precious flower

Open the package, see what's inside and if you like it keep it, and if it's crap re-wrap it badly and send it to the person it was originally meant for - So They'll know someone opened it and that it wasn't TOTALLY AWESOME enough to be kept (therefore they'll be ashamed:p) and your curiosity will be satisfied.:p
OR you could not open it and send it to the right address and know you did the right thing......... but thats boring! Be daring!:D

Abi

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Boardsies. I know that by posting here I am sure to get a logical and well thought out answer, with all angles considered.

Indeed, where else?

1) Size, weight and shape of said parcels please?

2) You've shaken it I'm sure, what does it sound like?

3) Why didn't you have to sign for it?

4) Have you considered opening it and leaving it on their door step if its crap?

CianRyan

Door Number 2

Number one.
If it's shít bring it around and say you order something from the same place and opened it thinking it was for you.

_Kaiser_

Send the intended owner bits of the contents over a week including more ridiculous and bizzare demands and threats of what will happen to the rest if they don't comply!

karma_

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Do the right thing & drop it round and hope that if you ever have a parcel delivered to the wrong address that they will do the same for you.

Pherekydes

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

Door #1.

Door #2 involves do-goodery, which is very very bad (if you believe walshb).

Biggins

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

Door 2.
(a) If only for the fact that the person that dropped it to your door might remember where he left it when asked by the original person waiting for it.
(b) Karma can be a bitch!
(c) Seriously, it might be a present for a child or something. Do the right thing, sleep well that night knowing your a better person for your humble deeds.

Buford T Justice

Abigayle wrote: »

1) Size, weight and shape of said parcels please?

Smaill. Plastic bag thingies, like there's a small shirt in them kinda thing

2) You've shaken it I'm sure, what does it sound like?

plastic moving

3) Why didn't you have to sign for it?

Don't know. I assume its something to do with the fact that the courier was a complete muppet.

4) Have you considered opening it and leaving it on their door step if its crap?

No, but I will now.

The_B_Man

does littlewoods only do clothes? meh, clothes are crap. just bring it back. its not like its an xbox or electric guitar or motorbike or something!

xoxyx

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

I've been there. And it's the pure curiosity of it all that makes you want to open it.
But, I resisted temptation (it was probably something crap anyway) and when I brought it to the girl it was meant to go to, she was so happy that I felt really good. Much better than opening it up to find haemorrhoid cream or the like.
And, if the proper recipient isn't grateful, you've got a good story to tell, embellishing it with every telling - "lousy cow slammed the door in my face and then went back making love to her pet collie, etc."

davyjose

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

Don't be a scumbag.

#2

anniehoo

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karma_ wrote: »

Do the right thing & drop it round and hope that if you ever have a parcel delivered to the wrong address that they will do the same for you.

Your username is so apt right now

/ignore what Terry said im sure you're lurverly

Bonito

Door Number 2

1. It came through your door therefore it's yours. My fúckin' neighbours have done it many times to me and I just rang and say I didn't get it. "But we have your signature" "Is my name legible in that signature" "no" "Then I didn't sign it, tell your courier to have some cop on next time"

sdanseo

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

I recently had an iPhone delivered to the house, guts of €500 to replace - neighbour took it for me and gave it to me when I was home the next day. Had they kept it I'd have been none the wiser and stuck in a godawful contract for a phone I didn't have.

Don't be a total asshole, deliver the package to the person who owns it. Karma can pack a mighty punch, m'boy.

McChubbin

squod wrote: »

Door number two, teh stuff could belong to a stunnin' burd that fancies a bit of honesty in her men. Wost case scenario is the burd is fah, den you're defo in for a cupa tea and chocolah kake.

Chocolate bukkake?

Pdfile

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Boardsies. I know that by posting here I am sure to get a logical and well thought out answer, with all angles considered.

Got two parcels from Littlewoods today.

Interestingly:

• I do not buy anything of Littlewoods
• Its not my address
• I have this stuff
• I don't know what it is.

Now, I live at say 1 This Street, and this stuff is addressed to 1 That Street which is about 10 mins walk away.

The Dilemma:

Door Number 1:
Do i keep it, and open the stuff, not knowing I could get a top of the line Shirt that costs a Fortune, or similarly a bra and panties that would be of no use to me. (Couldn't fit me Shlong in it). Then deny all knowledge that anything ever came through my door. Its not my fault the courier is a muppet after all. All the while knowing some poor shmuck is going to get sthupped with the bill.

Or,
Door Number 2:
Take the walk to the proper address and drop them through the letterbox, all the while getting a sense of satisfaction knowing that my little bit of do-goodery is done for the day, but missing out on the potential of something for free.

What do I do? Its so confusing

have sweet slow intercourse with boxes and keep


give the contents to the address.

recylingbin

Deliver the package and steal their garden gnomes.
Everyone's a wiiner.

Hank_Jones

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I did vote for door number 2.

But now I'm thinking that you should open it and send them parts of the receipt in the post.

Use words from newspapers to make one of those creepy letters you see serial killers making in the movies. The letter should tell them that you have their shirt/jumper/whatever and that if they ever want to see it again they should read the letters instructions very carefully.

1. Do not call the police.
2. Do not inform anyone that they have received the letter

monosharp

Fingers McGee wrote: »

What do I do? Its so confusing

Send them to me, I'll make sure they get delivered.

Stonypockets

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

Do the right thing, DOOR NUMBER 2... last thing you want is karma kicking you in the n*ts!

Xavi6

Door Number 2

Open it and post pics of the contents.

Br4tPr1nc3

secret door number 3,
open it, if its a shirt keep it,
and if its ladies underwear, bring it around to them and say you didnt look at the address,
and maybe you'll get a ride out of it.

Sea Sharp

Door number 1.5.

Open it, use it as a fap rag for a few days and then put it back in the box and leave on proper doorstep.

teddy_303

Door Number 2

Good spot. Open it willy nilly, as if it was yours. Then, once a peep has quantified potential swag, ascertain if it is desirable. If yea, sweet job my auld china. If not, and it is sexy lady smalls, easy pp it round to hers, looking all cute and embarrassed, and tell her you've been expecting a little woods package for 2 weeks and assumed this was your item.

If they turn out to be huge granny pants, save yourself the walk, bin em or hand over to a homeless lady, as little-woods are cnuts anyway, and they will have to fork out for a replacement.

They are not from the old guys shop down the road, who has always been nice to people in the area, are they?
Those clowns caused me no end of grief and time wasted at least.

Win - Win - Win - Situation.

sorrywhat

I'm Scared mummy, can I have a cuddle?

I think Id have to bring it over to them. I would feel to guilty. Plus Karma. Its an a$$hole.

pickarooney

Biggins wrote: »

Door 2.
(a) If only for the fact that the person that dropped it to your door might remember where he left it when asked by the original person waiting for it.
(b) Karma can be a bitch!
(c) Seriously, it might be a present for a child or something. Do the right thing, sleep well that night knowing your a better person for your humble deeds.

Attack the post, not the poster. Reported for personal abuse.

Abi

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Smaill. Plastic bag thingies, like there's a small shirt in them kinda thing

Borrrrring! And its a 10 minute walk?


I dunno.. Is putting it in the bin an option?

Don't know. I assume its something to do with the fact that the gourier was a complete muppet.

fxt.

pickarooney

Get the phone number of the addressee and call. If the voice is feminine, say all husky like "I have your underwear..."
Take it from there depending on how she reacts.

Reganio 2

Door Number 2

Funnily enough I ordered something from Littlewoods and it hasn't got to me yet, wasa meant to be here like last week.