I'm gonna stall it to Mars, you comin'?

ZAUR THE INCRED

I've decided that Earth can go screw itself. I'm planning to found a colony on Mars. Because the colony is so small, things like religion and politics would be irrelevant. We would be cantbearsedIrishmen in every category. So, here's the plan for anyone who wants to come with me. I'm going regardless of if anyone else comes.

http://i.imgur.com/Ichxt.jpg - Directions to Mars.

Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It's right next to Earth, and it's smaller than Earth.
That's okay though, because there will only be...Maybe 20 of us at most. The point being, we'll have enough room.

Okay, so meet me on top of Mount Everest next Tuesday. I'll be at the highest peak in this

http://i.imgur.com/ceGbw.png - I'll be waiting here, don't be a bottler.

Print it out and take it with you. I'll fire up some flares, don't worry. First, the crescent moon will pass us, but WE ARE NOT JUMPING ON HERE. The crescent moon is very sharp, and it would hurt your hands if you tried to grab onto it. It's probably not going to fly low enough to hit us, but we'll duck just in case. Then we'll wait for the full moon to arrive. Meanwhile, we'll build an igloo and play Wii sports using the electricity from our oxygen suits. We won't need all of the electricity anyway, because we won't be coming back down the mountain.

So when the full moon comes, we'll jump on, and it will rotate use around the Earth, and we'll jump off at Mars (because it's right next to Earth).
If you can't make the jumps, don't bother coming.

http://i.imgur.com/4NF5T.png - The jumpoff zone.

See ya next Tuesday lads, talk to ye'.

Atavan-Halen

Because icantbearsed to go the whole way.

jumpguy

I like the plan. Earth is so last millenium.

banquo

The 'jump distance' part is my favorite.

Hank_Jones

I call President.

Danbo!

I lost my map.

brummytom

ZAUR THE INCRED wrote: »

We would be cantbearsedIrishmen in every category.

Oh fine then.. racist

Hazys

meh...effort

MudSkipper

I'll bring me towel

InKonspikuou2

One of the most premeditated posts i have ever seen. In Angola you get 20 years for that sort of carry on.

Wazdakka

Get Your ASS TO MARS!!

Fago!

We would be cantbearsedIrishmen in every category.

Which said Irishman would that be?

Him???

foxinsox

Can't make up my mind...

Red or black bikini?

Do you think I should pack sunscreen?

Bajingo

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I call President.

Ya'll are going to kill eachother anyway...bring a copy of 'The Mist' by Stephen King you'll know what I mean...

Im in anyway...what's customs like when we land..any xray scanners?

Killed By Death

......my eyes, the goggles....they do nothing...:eek:

Dubs

brummytom wrote: »

Oh fine then.. racist

you should work on getting your cherry popped on this planet first

Pygmalion

foxinsox wrote: »

Can't make up my mind...

Red or black bikini?

Do you think I should pack sunscreen?

Wearing red wouldn't be sexy since Mars is red anyway and it would just make certain parts of you invisible that shouldn't be.

Also no need for sunscreen, Mars is further from the sun even than Ireland.

alwaysadub

ooh Mars. I'll be there! Im gonna bring my spacehopper so i can jump higher.
Can i bring some Wispa's or will Mars Bars be our new staple food group?

My name is URL

Nah, the Americans are already there

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886143

themadchef

I can barely summon the will to get out of bed in the morning

aidan_walsh

My name is URL wrote: »

Nah, the Americans are already there

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886143

He couldn't even be arsed coming up with his own plan.

friendface

Will we need to bring a packed lunch or will we be stopping for food on the way. It's just I don't want to go to the bother of making sandwiches if no-one else is bringing them?

Also, I was reading a tourist guide on wikipedia and I think it gets kinda cold so we might need some woolly jumpers and a nice bottle of Jameson. Just a suggestion.

jap gt

my god there are some stupid threads on here

friendface

jap gt wrote: »

my god there are some stupid threads on here

This one is hardly the worst. Have a look at http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055816662

At least this was a bit of fun.... pity it's copied

Danbo!

jap gt wrote: »

my god there are some stupid threads on here

So's your face

Rycn

ZAUR THE INCRED wrote: »

I've decided that Earth can go screw itself. I'm planning to found a colony on Mars. Because the colony is so small, things like religion and politics would be irrelevant. We would be cantbearsedIrishmen in every category. So, here's the plan for anyone who wants to come with me. I'm going regardless of if anyone else comes.

http://i.imgur.com/Ichxt.jpg - Directions to Mars.

Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It's right next to Earth, and it's smaller than Earth.
That's okay though, because there will only be...Maybe 20 of us at most. The point being, we'll have enough room.

Okay, so meet me on top of Mount Everest next Tuesday. I'll be at the highest peak in this

http://i.imgur.com/ceGbw.png - I'll be waiting here, don't be a bottler.

Print it out and take it with you. I'll fire up some flares, don't worry. First, the crescent moon will pass us, but WE ARE NOT JUMPING ON HERE. The crescent moon is very sharp, and it would hurt your hands if you tried to grab onto it. It's probably not going to fly low enough to hit us, but we'll duck just in case. Then we'll wait for the full moon to arrive. Meanwhile, we'll build an igloo and play Wii sports using the electricity from our oxygen suits. We won't need all of the electricity anyway, because we won't be coming back down the mountain.

So when the full moon comes, we'll jump on, and it will rotate use around the Earth, and we'll jump off at Mars (because it's right next to Earth).
If you can't make the jumps, don't bother coming.

http://i.imgur.com/4NF5T.png - The jumpoff zone.

See ya next Tuesday lads, talk to ye'.

Ill follow ye up...

no i wont...

randylonghorn

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I call President.

Feck President, I call official deflowerer of virgins. Even non-virgins, in fact.

Wazdakka

My name is URL wrote: »

Nah, the Americans are already there

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886143

Sherlock url...

still.. Pretty damn good Copypasta.

jap gt

Stee wrote: »

So's your face

oh your good, i would never have guessed some one would come up with something so original :rolleyes: