Who's your dream sponsor?

Chips Lovell

Was having a chat with niceonetom on our spin this weekend about what sponsor we'd like to have, purely from a kit design point of view. We both agreed that Dyno-Rod would be pretty cool.



So who's your dream sponsor?

RobFowl

This team from the early 90's had close to the perfect sponsors
Duvel beer and LaWilliam Mayonaise Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lumen

RobFowl

Or this one

http://www.teamcolavita.com/



Sponsored by Olive Oil, Wine and chocolate makers

Got an illustrious Irish rider as team mechanic as well....

DirkVoodoo

Chavtastic! Anto on his BMX would be sporting the full kit.

Lumen

Chips Lovell

DirkVoodoo

Pro Team:



Women's team:

http://www.usabutikken.com/products/durex_ring.jpg

Support Vehicles:

Raam

Chips Lovell

Raam

zzzzzzzz

DirkVoodoo

The apple i-kit, does the same as any regular kit but costs a lot more, you have to be authorised by apple before you can wear it and it isn't transferable between different bikes.

Only works with the i-helmet, i-shades and i-shoes.

Chips Lovell

Having "poultry in motion" across your arse is right up there with "we build your roads" for class slogans.

DirkVoodoo

I actually think a black and yellow kit, done well (not like livestrong or that one from the ROK) would look cool:

Chips Lovell

It's in Dingle I think. Not my dream sponsor, but certainly would be unforgettable kit.

Trojan

Doctor Bob

el tonto wrote: »

It's in Dingle I think. Not my dream sponsor, but certainly would be unforgettable kit.

That is one ugly paint job on that house, but the house itself is very handsome.

Oh... right- I see what you're getting at.


Anyway, if it's a Boards kit, wouldn't this be more appropriate?




Or, if you want to confuse the Motors lads [actually, maybe not a good idea], how about this emblazoned across your arse?



Guaranteed safe passage!

blorg

el tonto wrote: »

Having "poultry in motion" across your arse is right up there with "we build your roads" for class slogans.

I like that one, always get a chuckle when I see it.

Captain Havoc

How about:


or:

Signal_ rabbit

Lumen wrote: »

Still laughing at this one, fecking funny!

rflynnr

Surely this fellow is your only man. (see attachment)

el tel

Raam wrote: »

Or to complete the circle, AMGEN, manufacturer of EPO and proprietors of the EPO patents. And of course sponsor of the Tour of California...

ednwireland

team sauna diana (a dutch amatuer team sponsored by a brothel) late 90's early 00's i think, cant find a jersey image anywhere though

IM0

ednwireland

or how about


or

rflynnr

ednwireland wrote: »

or how about


or

What exactly is the gherkin thing meant to be doing to the lemon? I don't like that cheeky wink either.

And as for the threesome with the cherries...

Chips Lovell

rflynnr

el tonto wrote: »

Great. More smut.

Chips Lovell

rflynnr wrote: »

Great. More smut.

niceonetom

L'Enfer du Nord

Captain Havoc

I'm cracking up here.

Chips Lovell

rflynnr

el tonto wrote: »

I warn you, I'm a patient man but I have my limits.

ednwireland

any of these
http://www.spanish-country-villa.com/ftons/page2.html
or http://listverse.com/2008/01/31/another-20-unfortunate-product-names/








ok so this thread has turned form dream sponsor to any rude product we can find - never mind

rflynnr

Much of a cycling trip along the Danube last year was focused on finding German signs which were phonetically funny in English.

I was laughing, me mates were laughing....

TinyExplosions

zzzzzzzz

Chips Lovell

^ A Clondalkin business, might I add.

petethedrummer

I've actually just wiped my face with a bender.

Captain Havoc

Whilst we can snigger at the Gaylord National and Convention Centre, their hotels are actually very classy.

Captain Havoc