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Jesus splits from Madonna

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  • 03-02-2010 12:28pm
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    PDN
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    While I couldn't give too hoots what either of these people do, I just thought it was a great headline! :)

    http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0203/madonna.html

    Jesus splits from Madonna - report

    Madonna has reportedly split from boyfriend Jesus Luz.

    Luz allegedly ended his relationship with the 51-year-old singer because of their age difference and busy schedules.

    "It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split," a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.
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    According to the report, the 23-year-old Brazilian realised that their lack of mutual interests did not suit a long-term relationship.

    Madonna and Luz met at a photoshoot for W magazine in December 2008. They began dating shortly after her divorce from director Guy Ritchie was finalised.

    The couple were recently reported to be trying for a baby.


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    Turtwig
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    PDN wrote: »
    While I couldn't give too hoots what either of these people do, I just thought it was a great headline! :)

    http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0203/madonna.html

    Madonna has reportedly split from boyfriend Jesus! Lulz.

    Couldn't resist.:o


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    Antbert
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    Quality.


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    chozometroid
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    When reading the thread title only, I tried to imagine what the thread could be about. :confused:
    I thought that perhaps Jesus Christ our Lord said, "Okay, you're on your own" to Madonna.
    Kind of like when you reject/blaspheme the Holy Spirit enough times that it will no longer be able to reach you.


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    Plowman
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    Soul Winner
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    chozometroid wrote: »
    When reading the thread title only, I tried to imagine what the thread could be about. :confused:
    I thought that perhaps Jesus Christ our Lord said, "Okay, you're on your own" to Madonna.
    Kind of like when you reject/blaspheme the Holy Spirit enough times that it will no longer be able to reach you.

    I pictured a fallen statue and due to the force of the impact the baby Jesus simply split apart from the Madonna :pac:


    31004-madonna--child-michaelangelo-brugge-belgium.jpg


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    Fanny Cradock
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    I've still to see the Star's greatest headline moment beaten.

    "No-nobby bobby keeps jobby: Force let sex-swap PC become WPC."

    Golden!


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