Most Manliness/Womanly thing you've done in a fight?..

Fart

Hey guys and girls,

I was sitting on the toilet today and let one rip and realised how manly of a number two it was and complemented myself, but this reminded me of times when I was thrown into a situation where I had to bring out my feminine side.

I remember getting into a full on physical fight with some other dude when I was about 12 and was on the ground, with him on top of me. I had it lost then I realised I could do something... I grabbed him by his 21st digit and gave it a mighty Oliver Twist. I had just won the battle, right before my eyes did this guy just fall in pain, no one had seen me perform this hand of God. He told everyone what had happened but solely denied it... this led to my most manliest time in my life:

His older sister came out and started to give out to me, he was there beside her, clutching his little pecker and crying. He stood up straight, provoked me and seeing as I was on a victorious high, I went for a knee and got his sister in the forhead. Knocked her flat for about 10 seconds. I went home and my mam found out but had to go up and apologise to their parents. I felt so bad but so.... chuffed, pleased, and manly yet so feminine at the same time.

I miss my youth.

How about yous?

Jay P

Are you a guy or a girl?

Fart

Jay P wrote: »

Are you a guy or a girl?

Dude.

Fart

thomond2006 wrote: »

How does that work?

I went against all the rules of man and had to do something only a woman would think of.

Senna

During a fight I usually start crying like a little girl, then when the opponent walks off in disgust, i come up behind him and bash him over the head.

genericguy

Fart wrote: »

I went against all the rules of man and had to do something only a woman would think of.

erroneous. many a priest has also thought of pulling the 21st digit of a young child. and they're all men, except for sinead o connor. no wait, they're all men.

Latchy

Grab the pints ...beers to expensive these day

genericguy

wow OP, the manliest thing you recall ever doing was to knee a girl in the head. you'll go far.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Fart wrote: »

Dude.

He's not Jeff Lebowski; now answer the question.

Hazys

Fart wrote: »

Hey guys and girls,

I was sitting on the toilet today and let one rip and realised how manly of a number two it was and complemented myself, but this reminded me of times when I was thrown into a situation where I had to bring out my feminine side.

I remember getting into a full on physical fight with some other dude when I was about 12 and was on the ground, with him on top of me. I had it lost then I realised I could do something... I grabbed him by his 21st digit and gave it a mighty Oliver Twist. I had just won the battle, right before my eyes did this guy just fall in pain, no one had seen me perform this hand of God. He told everyone what had happened but solely denied it... this led to my most manliest time in my life:

His older sister came out and started to give out to me, he was there beside her, clutching his little pecker and crying. He stood up straight, provoked me and seeing as I was on a victorious high, I went for a knee and got his sister in the forhead. Knocked her flat for about 10 seconds. I went home and my mam found out but had to go up and apologise to their parents. I felt so bad but so.... chuffed, pleased, and manly yet so feminine at the same time.

I miss my youth.

How about yous?

The most manliness thing I have done in a fight is...walked away.

MIN2511

And your name is Fart?

Fart

genericguy wrote: »

wow OP, the manliest thing you recall ever doing was to knee a girl in the head. you'll go far.

I did, she was taller than me.

Fart

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

He's not Jeff Lebowski; now answer the question.

I'm a huge Lebowski fan, I have Lebowski nights regularly. Bow down to your Dudeness.

gerk86

manly because you kicked a girl in the face and womanly because you touched a boys willy?

Fart

gerk86 wrote: »

manly because you kicked a girl in the face and womanly because you touched a boys willy?

Not kicked, ''Kneed'', nor touched... merely just ''squeezed''.

I hardly touched a girls willy now, did I?

AnonoBoy

Fart wrote: »

I went against all the rules of man and had to do something only a woman would think of.

Believe me, there's plenty of guys who'd think of that.

Sharpshooter

Get a blog OP.