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My stomach growls/farts and makes weird noises in school and at home.

  • 02-02-2010 7:06pm
    #1
    hellomoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭


    It really sucks cause most of the girls/guys think I'm farting and that I'm weird.
    My stomach sorta clogs up (hard to explain) and hurts a little then starts letting gas out. I think. :pac:

    Any idea on what it is or any similar problems?


Comments

  • #2
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Ew you fart??


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ever heard of the terms 'hunger' and 'hungry' op?


  • #4
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    It happens when your stomach is empty. Drink loads of water.


  • #5
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    5 course meal will solve that


  • #6
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Farting is weird?


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  • #7
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    No way!!! That's gas!!!


    /pun


  • #8
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    hellomoto wrote: »
    My stomach growls/farts and makes weird noises in school and at home.


    This revelation blew me away.


  • #9
    AssaultedPeanut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭AssaultedPeanut


    Even if you eat it can happen, it's often leaving too long a gap between meals. Eat little and often and drink lots of water


  • #10
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    You should review your diet, maybe do a food diary and try to compare the rumbles to the food you are eating. Maybe you are allergic to something. Or maybe you are eating too many beans..


  • #11
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    in fact its not stomach that growls its actually your bowels gurgling because no food is going in

    eat a good hearty breakfast and lots of fiber in the mornings


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  • #12
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    its called hunger....


  • #13
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    You doing science? Eat more fibre and eat a breakfast.


  • #14
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    You certainly have come to the right place OP.

    After Hours is where all us doctors come after work, I think between us we'll be able to diagnose what's wrong with you.


    Now start at the beginning...



    ....are these girls that think you're farting hot?


  • #15
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    hellomoto wrote: »
    Any idea on what it is or any similar problems?

    Have you considered seeing one of those Doctor type geezers ?


  • #16
    ZAUR THE INCRED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭ZAUR THE INCRED


    This used to happen to me, sometimes it still does but I found a cure :pac:

    Ok listen, 5 steps, follow them, I promise, your be fine.

    • Exercise
    • Eat healthy
    • Keep stress out of your life
    • Stay clean, smell good and overall take care of yourself, hygienically and mentally.
    • These girls at your class, if they're hot, totally bang them bro.


  • #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    ZAUR THE INCRED wrote: »
    This used to happen to me, sometimes it still does but I found a cure :pac:

    Ok listen, 5 steps, follow them, I promise, your be fine..


    You're not a doctor.

    OP see a doctor.


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