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WTF is up with Google ads on after hours selling underwear !

Pacing Mule · 2010-02-01 23:06:28

There's no mention of anything underwear related on the page ( until now ironically enough ) yet Googles content driven advertising has underwear ads all over the place. Does Google think AH is pants ???????

01-02-2010 11:06PM

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There's no mention of anything underwear related on the page ( until now ironically enough ) yet Googles content driven advertising has underwear ads all over the place.

Does Google think AH is pants ???????

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#2 01-02-2010 11:07PM

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i kinda like it,they hug my package so well

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#3 01-02-2010 11:09PM

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Knickers.

Oh and just to see if we can make things interesting:

DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO

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#4 01-02-2010 11:10PM

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Boards Subscription + AdBlock Plus FTW

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#5 01-02-2010 11:11PM

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Stekelly wrote: »

Knickers.

Oh and just to see if we can make things interesting:

DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO
DILDO

Old porn movie trick. They less threatening from far away.

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#6 01-02-2010 11:11PM

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I don't see such ads. Bein a subscriber and all :rolleyes:

anyhow to help make stekellys idea better...

DATING SITE
CHEESE
LOVE FETISH

le :pac:

Anything?

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#7 01-02-2010 11:12PM

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I think Google Ads is hilarious. Half the time, they're triggering off something taken completey out of context. What page was this on? Right now, it's suggesting accountancy software, which is fair enough.

On a card gaming website I go to, it picks up the words "singles" and "deck" to suggest a dating site for sailors.

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#8 01-02-2010 11:13PM

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Dunjohn wrote: »

I think Google Ads is hilarious. Half the time, they're triggering off something taken completey out of context. What page was this on? Right now, it's suggesting accountancy software, which is fair enough.

On a card gaming website I go to, it picks up the words "singles" and "deck" to suggest a dating site for sailors.

Was on the main page most of the evening.

/waits with keen interest to see dildo related ad in this thread.

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#9 01-02-2010 11:13PM

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Probably the mentions of dating and sexy.

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#10 01-02-2010 11:16PM

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SubrbanOblivion wrote: »

Probably the mentions of dating and sexy.

Ha since they were adverts for thermal underwear I'm not sure :P

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#11 01-02-2010 11:17PM

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Sexy dating with dildos eh?

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#12 01-02-2010 11:19PM

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Stekelly wrote: »

Sexy dating with dildos eh?

= advert for Martinstown Cattery

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#13 01-02-2010 11:22PM

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"Learn more about Irish culture ever been to a bog? Learn about it!"

... not sure, we may be getting closer.

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#14 01-02-2010 11:26PM

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The google ads bot scans the whole site and picks out keywords, so i'm guessing it probably picked up something from the fashion forum. I think thats how it works anyway. how else would it know what ads to put up for a brand new thread!

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#15 01-02-2010 11:35PM

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I'll do whatever I like OP.

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#16 01-02-2010 11:39PM

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I'll do whatever I like OP.

except curse

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#17 01-02-2010 11:41PM

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I'll do whatever I like OP.

Any chance of hooking us up with a few dating and/or dildo ads so?:)

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#18 01-02-2010 11:49PM

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Well, you've confused the bot so much that all I see are ads for "classified ads". :pac:

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#19 01-02-2010 11:53PM

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Its obvious OP has never has Chipoltalay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZzyvuGy8E

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#20 02-02-2010 12:19AM

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I've honestly never seen an ad on boards.ie whilst logged in. I think there's a bug somewhere, because I don't block any ads.

Not that I'm complaining of course.

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#21 02-02-2010 12:32AM

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Pageant Messiah wrote: »

There's no mention of anything underwear related on the page ( until now ironically enough ) yet Googles content driven advertising has underwear ads all over the place.

Does Google think AH is pants ???????

Google remembers your History.......

So, Whatya doin'?

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#22 02-02-2010 09:40AM

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Starting threads about underwear doesn't help

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#23 02-02-2010 10:31AM

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Stekelly wrote: »

DILDO

That's a big dildo!

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#24 02-02-2010 12:19PM

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Where the fup are these underwear ads

I'm not a subscriber and I have never seen any google ads on boards

The only ad I see is one for eircom and one for the NCI - like literally that's it

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#25 02-02-2010 12:23PM

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Bonito wrote: »

Where the fup are these underwear ads

I'm not a subscriber and I have never seen any google ads on boards

The only ad I see is one for eircom and one for the NCI - like literally that's it

Here ya go.

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#26 02-02-2010 12:33PM

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Pageant Messiah wrote: »

There's no mention of anything underwear related on the page ( until now ironically enough ) yet Googles content driven advertising has underwear ads all over the place.

Does Google think AH is pants ???????

No, Google is worse than you think.
It builds up a profile of you, tracks you with cookies and the like.
Every time you search for something and click on a google link, it knows you clicked it. Google scans all your google mail content for keywords.

So they're stalking you on the internet for advert suggestions.

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#27 02-02-2010 12:39PM

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CreepingDeath wrote: »

No, Google is worse than you think.
It builds up a profile of you, tracks you with cookies and the like.
Every time you search for something and click on a google link, it knows you clicked it. Google scans all your google mail content for keywords.

So they're stalking you on the internet for advert suggestions.

So Google is Googling my Google mail so it can show Google ads when I Google stuff in Google?

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#28 02-02-2010 12:39PM

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Pageant Messiah wrote: »

WTF is up with Google ads on after hours selling underwear !

I have no Idea
That is really weird. somebody must be trying to subtly influence the auto search.

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#29 02-02-2010 12:40PM

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NothingMan wrote: »

So Google is Googling my Google mail so it can show Google ads when I Google stuff in Google?

Yo Dawg,
We heard you like to Google,

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#30 02-02-2010 02:24PM

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What kind of random search engine could scan After Hours and come up with an ad about selling underwear? You coudn't make this stuff up.

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#31 02-02-2010 11:10PM

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And again random underwear ads ....

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4325797817_d482370693_o.jpg

Am I the only one getting these - if so what has my missus being looking at

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#32 02-02-2010 11:25PM

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Maybe Google sensed that some pervertman was gonna start a thread this morning called'Would You Sell Your Thong'.(Can't link it cos im on my mobile)
Coincidence?? I think not

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#33 02-02-2010 11:27PM

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Pageant Messiah wrote: »

And again random underwear ads ....

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4325797817_d482370693_o.jpg

Am I the only one getting these - if so what has my missus being looking at

Littlewoods catalogue or M&S, or (if you're lucky) S&M catalogue.

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#34 03-02-2010 01:06AM

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well everyone needs pants so its hitting its intended market.

but i dont see ads on this site. Not because i subscribe but because i have blocked the ad server that the ads come from which results in a faster loading webpage. \o/

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#35 03-02-2010 01:10AM

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That advertisement had absolutely no effect on me whatsoever.

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