"everything" should be banned

MickeyHayes

A fellow poster made a most interesting point in another thread. He was sick to the back teeth of people wanting to ban everything.

This raises the question:

Should "everything" be banned.

bonerm

Yes, everything should be banned :rolleyes:

/thread

Pedro K

Rabble rabble rabble.

I declare shenanigans on this thread!

Mike 1972

Yes but legalise everything else

Buford T Justice

IBTL

I declare that you should be banned for stating a pointless thread.


/thread.

My name is URL

Should MickeyHayes be banned if more people vote Yes in this poll?

It seems only fair

Red_Marauder

You would wonder, wouldn't you, how we have ever come through famines and wars and oppression and poverty and centuries of wind and sleet and driving rain and misery!

Some people just need to grow a pair... no, I don't need a safety belt while I reverse the car round the back of the house thank you, STOP BEEPING AT ME YOU DUMB JAPANESE PIECE OF CRAP.

mikom

MickeyHayes wrote: »

Should "everything" be banned.

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.

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What?

MickeyHayes

Red_Marauder wrote: »

You would wonder, wouldn't you, how we have ever come through famines and wars and oppression and poverty and centuries of wind and sleet and driving rain and misery!

Some people just need to grow a pair... no, I don't need a safety belt while I reverse the car round the back of the house thank you, STOP BEEPING AT ME YOU DUMB JAPANESE PIECE OF CRAP.

This is my poster of the year 2010.

But what about your childrens, children???

MaybeLogic

If you ban 'everything' then banning things will have to be banned and then we'll find ourselves locked in a 'strange loop' from here to infinity (and beyond).
Too confusing.

seanybiker

MaybeLogic wrote: »

If you ban 'everything' then banning things will have to be banned and then we'll find ourselves locked in a 'strange loop' from here to infinity (and beyond).
Too confusing.

yeah but what if they roll out the bans in alpahbetical order. Then everything beginning with A will be feckered until they get to Ban.

Sprouts

Fianna fail should ban the opening of off licences opening after 10pm so if we want a spontaneous drink we have to pay over the odds in one of their pubs, oh wait.

Mike 1972

Fingers McGee wrote: »

I declare that you should be banned for stating a pointless thread..

Ban everyone

It keeps things simple

MaybeLogic wrote: »

If you ban 'everything' then banning things will have to be banned and then we'll find ourselves locked in a 'strange loop' from here to infinity (and beyond).

Can Mods ban themselves ?

prinz

MickeyHayes wrote: »

Should "everything" be banned.

Makes a change from picking on Ki Moon I suppose.

genericguy

prinz wrote: »

Makes a change from picking on Ki Moon I suppose.

ah jesus prinz, that's a bad prinz!

Buford T Justice

seanybiker wrote: »

yeah but what if they roll out the bans in alpahbetical order. Then everything beginning with A will be feckered until they get to Ban.

But then nothing can be banned, cos we'll be missing the letter A. it will become BN

Bonito

Someone please tell me I wasn't this annoying when I started out in AH

MaybeLogic

Bonito wrote: »

Someone please tell me I wasn't this annoying when I started out in AH

You started out that way and nothing has changed. You're still annoying.


*joking

MickeyHayes

Fingers McGee wrote: »

But then nothing can be banned, cos we'll be missing the letter A. it will become BN

That is a trivial matter.

My number one criteria for banning something is based on the effect it could have on my childrens, children.

One must always consider ones childrens, children. For example if would probably be best to take to the streets and rip down every CCTV camera, that way ones childrens, children may have some chance of not being born into a fully fledged police state.

Bonito

MickeyHayes wrote: »

That is a trivial matter.

My number one criteria for banning something is based on the effect it could have on my childrens, children.

One must always consider ones childrens, children. For example if would probably be best to take to the streets and rip down every CCTV camera, that way ones childrens, children may have some chance of not being born into a fully fledged police state.

I think this should be moved to conspiracy thoeries :pac:

Buford T Justice

MickeyHayes wrote: »

That is a trivial matter.

My number one criteria for banning something is based on the effect it could have on my childrens, children.

One must always consider ones childrens, children. For example if would probably be best to take to the streets and rip down every CCTV camera, that way ones childrens, children may have some chance of not being born into a fully fledged police state.

Hmm, ok, I see what you mean
Although I understand the need to think of ones childrens children, and a most commendable thought it is for you, it does beg the rather obvious question:

Wont someone please think of the children!

Mike 1972

MickeyHayes wrote: »

One must always consider ones childrens, children. .

Wont someone think of the childrens, children ?

MaybeLogic

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Wont someone please think of the children (of one's children).

FYP.

MickeyHayes

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Wont someone please think of the children!

One generation is nothing, when you are giving up your rights like a mad man, you might as well think long term.

prinz

MickeyHayes wrote: »

One generation is nothing, when you are giving up your rights like a mad man, you might as well think long term.

My children's children have the right to be protected by CCTV.

SubrbanOblivion

I think "nothing" should be banned. Except for crappy beer, that should definitely be banned.

Bonito

SubrbanOblivion wrote: »

I think "nothing" should be banned. Except for crappy beer, that should definitely be banned.

One of my friends where drinkin bavaria and lime in the pub the other night. My god the sweetness was sickening See what the recession has done to us? :pac:

MickeyHayes

prinz wrote: »

My children's children have the right to be protected by CCTV.

I bet, Mickey Hayes' child might turn out to be Mickey "the penguin" Hayes Jr followed on by Mickey "fatso" Hayes III.

antodeco

mikom wrote: »

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.

Jesus H Christ Corporal. What is your major malfunction?

Nichololas

We should just ban good threads from now on but then the mods would have no work to do.

MickeyHayes

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

We should just ban good threads from now on but then the mods would have no work to do.

Do you honestly think cops don't like "criminals"?

Nichololas

MickeyHayes wrote: »

Do you honestly think cops don't like "criminals"?

I have no idea.

TheZohanS

Bans should be treated as holidays!!

Bonito

TheZohan wrote: »

Bans should be treated as holidays!!

Holidays from hell maybe! :pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

camel toes should be banned, if you have excess fanny, don't put it out front honey.