I have a confession...

rockmongrel · 30-01-2010 7:56pm #1

I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Please don't judge me until you hear it all...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fraked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fraking beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy crap went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to frak her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fraked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fraking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Leftyflip · 30-01-2010 7:57pm

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

dr.bollocko · 30-01-2010 7:59pm

This has been posted a million times all over the interwebs already.
Grrr.
I want the 11 seconds it took me to recognise it back.

TheZohanS · 30-01-2010 8:00pm

Thennnnnnnnnn what happened OP?

TPD · 30-01-2010 8:01pm

Slight chuckle, not quite a lol. There needs to be an acronym for that.

brummytom · 30-01-2010 8:01pm

Tl;dr: OP wants to fuck sister

Bad boy

Prof.Badass · 30-01-2010 8:02pm

Hahahahaha.

You really shouldn't post stuff like this on a site where people know you in real life. Wait till everyone at duams hears about this :pac::pac::pac:!!!

karlog · 30-01-2010 8:03pm

fail

sceptre · 30-01-2010 8:04pm

Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

Aidric · 30-01-2010 8:05pm

I must confess that post is shit.

TheZohanS · 30-01-2010 8:05pm

Big time fail, copy pasta from another site.

Still though, the OP won a two week holiday for himself for the effort...that's better than they give on The Late Late Show.

Degag · 30-01-2010 8:06pm

Fraking..........:rolleyes:

Antbert · 30-01-2010 8:07pm

I'd never seen it before!

I do not declare it a fail.

BaconZombie · 30-01-2010 8:07pm

So OP you read Reddit then......

A totally original story that I made up and will cry about if someone says I didn't. (self.reddit.com)

submitted 23 days ago by TheUltimateDouche

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/amr15/a_totally_original_story_that_i_made_up_and_will/

rockmongrel wrote: »

I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Please don't judge me until you hear it all...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fraked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fraking beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy crap went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to frak her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fraked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fraking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Lukekul · 30-01-2010 8:08pm

"Frak" is very Fucking annoying

enda1 · 30-01-2010 8:09pm

To summarise, the OP is a Tinker.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo · 30-01-2010 8:09pm

You're fraked up.

Antbert · 30-01-2010 8:12pm

OK. I concede. I object to the use of the word 'fraking'.

Riddle101 · 30-01-2010 8:12pm

Lol the minute this was posted on After Hours I knew something was up You just wouldn't post something that personal. However I won't lie, I did fall for the joke until I read the part about Darth Vader.

Even so I'd still have given the OP a piece of my mind if it was real. Cause f**ked up life or not, you don't bonk your sister,

SubrbanOblivion · 30-01-2010 8:19pm

The video of the 3 year old was worth the lameness of the OP. Thanks for the giggle

ScumLord · 30-01-2010 8:35pm

They say the apple never falls far from the tree, so your sister is probably just as ****ed up as you are. Meaning you should go for it and have ugly babies together.