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Impregnation via proximal gastrointestinal tract in patient w. aplastic distal vagina

  • 26-01-2010 9:07pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭


    or loosly translated:

    Girl with no vagina becomes pregnant from oral sex

    This is a very wierd story

    My first reaction when I saw this story was "Is Trent the father?"


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Such a credible source too!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Thats also a very wierd well to spell weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Thats also a very wierd well to spell weird.
    And that's a very weird way to spell "way".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Huh?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And that's a very weird way to spell "way".

    You got me there...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Alien


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    LOL is all can type. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I wish I lived in a mud hut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Deadly title for a thread!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    There's no chance that there was sperm on the knife ?

    P.S. If this is possible, then it sucks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    gona stick my neck out and say this may be a hoax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    That is an incredible story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I read through that article laughing until I got down towards the bottom and founf this groundbreaking journalism !!

    Women in Sports: 18 Camel Toes

    http://www.totalprosports.com/more/18-sports-women-camel-toe/

    ...now there's some journalism that I can get behind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Africa


    that was friekin gas. the amount of If's it needs too to beconsidered even possible!! Her guts leaked sperm into her uterus!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007




  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The reason why doctors did not find any unusual content in her stomach was that those residues were actually dropped into her reproductive organs via her gastrointestinal tract and fertilized her during her very first period ever.
    I find it hard to believe that enough fully functioning sperm got through the stomach, which contains hydrochloric acid and has a pH of 2, not to mention various leukocytes which aren't too friendly with foreign bodies, to impregnate the girl. Also, dripping the contents of your intestine into your uterus is going to do some damage, which isn't going to be helpful for any prospective babies.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I find it hard to believe that enough fully functioning sperm got through the stomach, which contains hydrochloric acid and has a pH of 2, not to mention various leukocytes which aren't too friendly with foreign bodies, to impregnate the girl. Also, dripping the contents of your intestine into your uterus is going to do some damage, which isn't going to be helpful for any prospective babies.

    Forget the science - the answer is simple. She takes it up the jacksie. ;)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Forget the science - the answer is simple. She takes it up the jacksie. ;)
    ...that could actually work :P

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ...that could actually work :P

    Let's hope the women folk don't read this then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I find it hard to believe that enough fully functioning sperm got through the stomach, which contains hydrochloric acid and has a pH of 2, not to mention various leukocytes which aren't too friendly with foreign bodies, to impregnate the girl. Also, dripping the contents of your intestine into your uterus is going to do some damage, which isn't going to be helpful for any prospective babies.

    Yeah, what he said!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    dilallio wrote: »

    .....My first erection when I saw this story.....

    Fixed..:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    so wait she has no vagina.....is this like a virgin birth?? OHMYGAWD JESUS IS COMING AGAIN!!! and all because of a blowjob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    smegmar wrote: »
    so wait she has no vagina.....is this like a virgin birth?? OHMYGAWD JESUS IS COMING AGAIN!!! and all because of a blowjob
    I'm pretty sure oral sex counts as sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    I'm sure Mary swallowed some in her day, she was married but still a virgin, surely she had to give the guy something. especially when she said "I'm pregnant but it's not yours"


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