Stand up comedian of the week #2: Nominations

George Carlin

please nominate here for your stand up of the week for next week. I'll go through the list and if one sticks out more than the others, That'll be our stand up of the week.

I'm hoping we can find some new guys, some classic material, some gods of comedy, something that can be a bit of fun.

Feedback always welcome

My nomination:

George Carlin

George Carlin wrote:

That's another complaint of mine - too much use of this prefix "pre". It's all over the language now — "pre"-this, "pre"-that, place the turkey in a "pre-heated" oven. It's ridiculous! There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: Heated or unheated! "Pre-heated" is a meaningless ****ing term! It's like "pre-recorded" — "This program was pre-recorded." Well, of course it was pre-recorded! When else are you gonna record it, afterwards? That's the whole purpose of recording; to do it beforehand! Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it? "Pre-existing", "pre-planning", "pre-screening" — you know what I tell these people? Pre-suck my genital situation! And they seem to understand what I'm talking about.

grames_bond

damn i was gonna come in and nominate a not well known guy but you have laid down the gauntlet, carlin is unelievable so i will just second your nomination!

next week ill have a good one!

great thread idea btw!