Breakfast

Super-Rush

So i'm off fistingfishing for the day and after the usual game of alarm>snooze>sleep>alarm i manage to stand up and walk to the kitchen.

Hmmmm lets try this breakfast thing that the cool kids have been going on about.

First off cornfakes of the crunchy nut varity. Ooooo brand new box, om nyom nyom:pac::pac::pac::pac: WTF these are ordinary cornflakes
I'm confused scared confused .............what?

Ok not to panic lets try plan B

Bread....toaster.......egg........water........sorted

Head to the bathroom to put my game face on(it takes hard work to look this good)

Back downstairs.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::(:mad:

Bread incinerated, forgot to light gas under saucepan...............
:mad::o

Ah coffee, my saviour

Kettle on, coffee and sugar in brand new(huge) mug. MMMMMMM

Pick up mug, handle breaks, coffee everywhere(mainly on me)




Mmmmmmm orange juice and cream crackers





TL;DR

TanG411

Don't complain.


You still had Cornflakes

Sharpshooter

What are you having for lunch?

OutlawPete

You were one of the Boardsies who signed up for Twitter, right?

Hank_Jones

Larkin91 wrote: »

Don't complain.


You still had Cornflakes

Exactly, recession and all that.

AnonoBoy

super-rush wrote: »

So i'm off fistingfishing for the day and after the usual game of alarm>snooze>sleep>alarm i manage to stand up and walk to the kitchen.

Hmmmm lets try this breakfast thing that the cool kids have been going on about.

First off cornfakes of the crunchy nut varity. Ooooo brand new box, om nyom nyom:pac::pac::pac::pac: WTF these are ordinary cornflakes
I'm confused scared confused .............what?

Ok not to panic lets try plan B

Bread....toaster.......egg........water........sorted

Head to the bathroom to put my game face on(it takes hard work to look this good)

Back downstairs.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::(:mad:

Bread incinerated, forgot to light gas under saucepan...............
:mad::o

Ah coffee, my saviour

Kettle on, coffee and sugar in brand new(huge) mug. MMMMMMM

Pick up mug, handle breaks, coffee everywhere(mainly on me)

Mmmmmmm orange juice and cream crackers

TL;DR

So that's why Twitter limits you to 140 characters.

TheZohanS

super-rush wrote: »

So i'm off fistingfishing for the day

Might be better off heading back to bed...could be one of those days.

Rabies

Should have had Special K

cruiser178

Originally Posted by super-rush
So i'm off fistingfishing for the day


omg, its just to early to get my head round that

Naikon

French press Coffee and scrambled eggs. Done.

kowloon

My fridge broke, I'm not allowed touch it under the rent contract, so today I'm having a lamb roast for breakfast (it's not done yet) before it goes bad.

Decadence.

R0ot

Your breakfast is only a breakfast if it contains ALL of the following:

Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Potato Bread
Fried Tomato
Black & White Pudding (To those that don't like one or the other you have never had a real breakfast.)
Toast
Tea/Coffee

(Anyone that says Beans or mushrooms instead of any of the above are wrong, along with what's above sure its just extra food.)

Ann22

Oh ffs what a pain in the ar*se:rolleyes:..Your handle broke and all? I might even cry, depending on what time of the month it is.

On the plus side..I know the feeling when you're getting the first bowl out of the cornflakes box. Ordinary ones in particular...nyom nyom to be sure to be sure.

Saibh

At least if you catch some fish you will have something to eat this evening.

Or if your day hasn't got any better since this morning - maybe just get some fish and chips on the way home

Mint Sauce

i just had 2 sausage and bacon bagettes

R0ot wrote: »

Your breakfast is only a breakfast if it contains ALL of the following:

Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Potato Bread
Fried Tomato
Black & White Pudding (To those that don't like one or the other you have never had a real breakfast.)
Toast
Tea/Coffee

(Anyone that says Beans or mushrooms instead of any of the above are wrong, along with what's above sure its just extra food.)

can i get beans instead of pudding please, and some OJ, thanks

pearliefan

I WOULD cry. that sounds like something that would put you off breakfast forever!!

mmmm.... I'm gonna make porridge now.

r3nu4l

pearliefan wrote: »

I WOULD cry. that sounds like something that would put you off breakfast forever!!

mmmm.... I'm gonna make porridge now.

Had porridge with sultanas in it this morning. Yum!

Grindylow

Should have gone to specsavers...

pearliefan

r3nu4l wrote: »

Had porridge with sultanas in it this morning. Yum!

That sounds delish!!! Ever tried it with chopped apple?... divine!

InKonspikuou2

Porridge
6 egg omelette (2 yolks, 4 whites)
2 slices of wholewheat toast
Large Chicken breast
1 rice cake
Fruit
Orange juice
Pint of milk
Protein shake

That's my breakfast pretty much everyday.

MaybeLogic

Humble porridge,sexed up with raisins and banana.

pearliefan

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Porridge
6 egg omelette (2 yolks, 4 whites)
2 slices of wholewheat toast
Large Chicken breast
1 rice cake
Fruit
Orange juice
Pint of milk
Protein shake

That's my breakfast pretty much everyday.

:eek: woah. that would be around what I eat in a whole day.... more and I'd 'splode!!

InKonspikuou2

pearliefan wrote: »

:eek: woah. that would be around what I eat in a whole day.... more and I'd 'splode!!

It's part of a bulking diet. So won't be a long term thing.

irishh_bob

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Porridge
6 egg omelette (2 yolks, 4 whites)
2 slices of wholewheat toast
Large Chicken breast
1 rice cake
Fruit
Orange juice
Pint of milk
Protein shake

That's my breakfast pretty much everyday.

sounds like you had diner while you were at it

cian1500ww

Can't beat the good 'ole homemade brown bread

Overheal

whats wrong with cornflakes

Glico Man

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Should have gone to specsavers...

23 hours too late;)

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055807400

Ruu_Old

Go travelling or join a club.

electrogrimey

Christ, have breakfast like a real man.

We have two rice cakes, and then throw up for an hour, while staring at a picture of Kate Moss.

Archeron

A can of Royal Dutch and a twirl is the ideal breakfast.

There is so little that can go wrong.

Super-Rush

Sharpshooter wrote: »

What are you having for lunch?

Nothing i forgot to make the sandwiches.

Saibh wrote: »

At least if you catch some fish you will have something to eat this evening.

Or if your day hasn't got any better since this morning - maybe just get some fish and chips on the way home

I never kill what i catch. Had a schnackboxxxxxxxx instead

Overheal wrote: »

whats wrong with cornflakes

Nothing but the box said crunchy nut cornflakes.

Anyway after this mornings events i wasn't too hopeful of having a good day, particularly when i realised i'd forgotten to make the sambos. But things did pick up and i caught a shedload of fish.