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  • 23-01-2010 8:43pm
    #1
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭


    Just saw this on Digg, a semen cookbook?!


Comments

  • #2
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Just saw this on Digg, a semen cookbook?!

    Now that... I didn't see cumming. :P


  • #3
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Not worth a ****..


  • #4
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Can't get enough of that Vitamin A.


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    You'd want to be hard up to use that as an ingredient.


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Cool - I'll never run short of ingredients again. I nearly always have some on hand.


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Should be a sticky in the thread


  • #8
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Ah now, cum on!


  • #9
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Get a load of this!!!


  • #10
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    There are no reviews for this item
    :rolleyes:


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Just saw this on Digg, a semen cockbook?!


    I'm not very good at puns


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  • #12
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Chicken a la cum

    Ingredients:

    One breast of chicken
    Carrots
    Potatoes
    Peas
    A cock.

    Simply cook the chicken in an oven. (Pre heat the oven to 180). Cook for 30 mins.

    Chop the carrots and place into a pot with boiling water for 10 minutes.

    Same for the potatoes and peas.

    Pre heat cock with one of the many porn sites available on the internet. Fap for a good 7-8 mins to obtain the freshest/succulent juices and pour over dinner.

    Sunday lunch anyone?


  • #13
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm not very good at puns

    Surely you can cum up with something. Ah now I've used the same one twice.


  • #14
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm not very good at puns
    I know :rolleyes:


  • #15
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You'd need some balls to try that stuff


  • #16
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Anyone for some Cock Au Vin?


  • #17
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Channel 4 have a new series based on this cookbook - it's called "Cum Dine With Me".


  • #18
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Would Madame like to sample the house white?"


  • #19
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Chicken a la cum

    Ingredients:

    One breast of chicken
    Carrots
    Potatoes
    Peas
    A cock.

    Simply cook the chicken in an oven. (Pre heat the oven to 180). Cook for 30 mins.

    Chop the carrots and place into a pot with boiling water for 10 minutes.

    Same for the potatoes and peas.

    Pre heat cock with one of the many porn sites available on the internet. Fap for a good 7-8 mins to obtain the freshest/succulent juices and pour over dinner.

    Sunday lunch anyone?

    Sperm me the details,would ya!?


  • #20
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Fap for a good 7-8 mins

    Who are you, Sting? 15 seconds is all it takes.


  • #21
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Are they in need of a semen producer! Im good with my hands and could do with the work! Haha


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  • #22
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Some chick had better come on and say "I find that hard to swallow"


  • #23
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    mardybumbum wrote: »
    Who are you, Sting? 15 seconds is all it takes.


    Don't cum so...
    Don't cum so...
    Don't cum so close to me.

    I'll send a F-A-P to the world
    I'll send a F-A-P to the world.
    I hope that someone gets my...
    I hope that someone gets my...
    Semen in a bottle.


  • #24
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Don't cum so...
    Don't cum so...
    Don't cum so close to me.

    I'll send a F-A-P to the world
    I'll send a F-A-P to the world.
    I hope that someone gets my...
    I hope that someone gets my...
    Semen in a bottle.

    Giant strokes are what we take... **** on the moon..


  • #25
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Mikoms ghost... wrote: »
    Giant strokes are what we take... **** on the moon..

    There's no pun in there. That's just vulgar


  • #26
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    There's no pun in there. That's just vulgar

    Just the way it was intended.


  • #27
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    There's no pun in there. That's just vulgar

    Not a police fan, I see...... I can do spice girls, if you like...


  • #28
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Mikoms ghost... wrote: »
    Not a police fan, I see...... I can do spice girls, if you like...


    I'm listening....


  • #29
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Cool - I'll never run short of ingredients again. I nearly always have some on hand.

    You're not supposed to cum on your hand!


  • #30
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Do you think these recipes would cum in hand..y.


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  • #31
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mikoms ghost... wrote: »
    Not a police fan, I see...... I can do spice girls, if you like...
    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    I'm listening....

    I'm doing one right now....... not sure if you can hear her from your location..


  • #32
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    I'm listening....

    If you wannabe my lover, you gotta cum on my face.
    I wanna (cum)
    I wanna (cum)
    I wanna ziga ziga ziga ziga ziga zig..... (sorry... having an orgasm)


  • #33
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Mikoms ghost... wrote: »
    I'm doing one right now....... not sure if you can hear her from your location..


    Sorry you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel


  • #34
    you*ess*bee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭you*ess*bee


    Dude, what were you really looking up when you happened across this semen cookbook? It seems a bit of a 'long shot' if you were only looking for football books ;)


  • #35
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    you*ess*bee wrote: »
    Dude, what were you really looking up when you happened across this semen cookbook? It seems a bit of a 'long shot' if you were only looking for football books ;)
    To be fair, he might have been looking for old fisherman's dishes.
    It's easy to confuse fisherman and seamen


  • #36
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    you*ess*bee wrote: »
    Dude, what were you really looking up when you happened across this semen cookbook? It seems a bit of a 'long shot' if you were only looking for football books ;)

    Projectile ejaculation for the olympics..... Yes?


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  • #37
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    brummytom wrote: »
    To be fair, he might have been looking for old fisherman's dishes.
    It's easy to confuse fisherman and seamen

    Ah yes, the old fisherman's friend.


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What a waste of food?

    Sure I'd only spit it out anyway.


  • #39
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What a waste of food?

    Sure I'd only spit it out anyway.

    I would've suggested liquidating it but..... well you know.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seman's good for saving! :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXlrQlR28M


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In Before the Cock.


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  • #42
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In Before the Cock.

    Damn....


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In Before the Cock.
    You're too late the cocks already come!


  • #44
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Ah yes, the old fisherman's friend.

    Annette?


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