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23-01-2010 5:27pm

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Mr Pinchy123

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I blocked the girlfriends toilet with a rather large stool and i need urgent help clearing it.I broke the toilet brush trying to clear it and can't find anything else to shift it.It is only a matter of time before the girlfriend sees it! I have only been going out with her for a month. What to do?

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#2 23-01-2010 5:27pm

starbelgrade

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Eat it.

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#3 23-01-2010 5:28pm

M5

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Eat more fibre!

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#4 23-01-2010 5:29pm

MaybeLogic

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Boiling hot water and a coat hanger.

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#5 23-01-2010 5:30pm

PirateShampoo

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If you love her you will use your hand.

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#6 23-01-2010 5:30pm

MarkR

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Is it near her birthday? If it is, stick a candle on it and ask her to make a wish.

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#7 23-01-2010 5:31pm

alwaysadub

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use her pet ferrett as a toilet brush..

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#8 23-01-2010 5:34pm

dvpower

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Lay it on the line to her.
If this relationship is going to work out, she's just going to have to learn to accept your sh1t.

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#9 23-01-2010 5:34pm

Biggins

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Get a cheep wire coat hanger and bent it to suit your clearing.
Flush.
* By the way. no gloves? Use a plastic bag, put your hand it it, use with the wire and clean.
When finished, turn bag inside out as you take hand out and throw away.

Edit: just noticed wire suggested already.
P.S. Don't use hanger again!

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#10 23-01-2010 5:35pm

dvpower

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MaybeLogic wrote: »

Boiling hot water and a coat hanger.

That sounds like the voice of experience.

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#11 23-01-2010 5:35pm

Sheeps

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Just break up with her and run as far away as possible.

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#12 23-01-2010 5:35pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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The ban on toilet threads in AH has been lifted, then...?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#13 23-01-2010 5:37pm

dvpower

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

The ban on toilet threads in AH has been lifted, then...?

Going by your username, that must open up a whole new world.

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#14 23-01-2010 5:37pm

My name is URL

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I'll tell you what not to do with it....

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#15 23-01-2010 5:37pm

MaybeLogic

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dvpower wrote: »

That sounds like the voice of experience.

Educated guess.
Same implements used in oldschool backstreet abortions.

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#16 23-01-2010 5:41pm

dambarude

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Why did you put a stool in the toilet?

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#17 23-01-2010 5:45pm

pablomakaveli

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Never take a dump in a new girlfriends toilet. I know you don't wnat to hear that but it needs to be said.

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#18 23-01-2010 5:46pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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dvpower wrote: »

Going by your username, that must open up a whole new world.

If had a euro for every time...

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#19 23-01-2010 5:46pm

Biggins

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dambarude wrote: »

Why did you put a stool in the toilet?

The armchair wouldn't fit. Doh!

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#20 23-01-2010 5:48pm

liah

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Where's Flutt?

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#21 23-01-2010 5:49pm

Aidric

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Take another dump to try and dislodge it.

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#22 23-01-2010 5:52pm

ejmaztec

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

The ban on toilet threads in AH has been lifted, then...?

Toilet threads are only allowed in the Politics and Irish Economy forums. As in "the big sh1ts" and "going down the toilet".

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#23 23-01-2010 5:56pm

Archeron

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Dress it in a bobble hat and scarf and tell her its a new teddy you won for her at the fair.

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#24 23-01-2010 5:57pm

4zn76tysfajdxp

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Toilet threads stink.

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