'Noisy sex' woman spared prison

Tabnabs

It's good to be back

A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended prison sentence.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "unnatural" love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.

The 48-year-old, from Washington on Wearside, had earlier pleaded guilty to three counts of breaching the Asbo.

At Newcastle Crown Court, she was given eight weeks suspended for 12 months and a 12-month supervision order.

During a previous hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been kept awake most of the night.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

In December, Cartwright, of Hall Road, lost an appeal against the Asbo and an earlier noise abatement order.

Passing sentence, Judge Beatrice Bolton said: "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this.

"The difficulty here is that the first occurrence was the day following the order. Then three days later you breached it again.

"In addition it's quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself."

Ms Bolton warned Cartwright that if she committed further offences of the same nature, she would be sent to prison.

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Cookie_Monster

just needs another fella to stuff it in her mouth, that'll keep her quiet

bonerm

Jaysus. Look at the pair of them! Presumably the boards has cut off their gas (so they need to generate heat somehow) and electricity (which would explain how they can still perform with each other).

Cookie_Monster

Dyflin wrote: »

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shudder

brummytom

Jesus, look at them.


" "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this. "

Especially if they know what you look like..

starbelgrade

"A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended sentence."

Bondage is hardly the answer.

Alanstrainor

That story was better without pics...why oh why did i click on the link!

starbelgrade

Maybe these people should close their eyes when they're at it.. most people make a bit of noise when they're banging away, but if I saw a face like that humping on top / below me, I'd be screaming the house down too.

bonerm

The crime scene

Tabnabs

bonerm wrote: »

The crime scene

Are this couple employed? If so how are they coping with the lack of sleep?

Typical DM readers :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

seraphimvc

Alanstrainor wrote: »

That story was better without pics...why oh why did i click on the link!

+1

why oh why did i click.....

Overheal

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Theyd be welcome at Gitmo. Nobody would ever be able to tell the difference.

GuanYin

When I was in college the neighbors I had would scream all sorts of weird things at each other during sex....

Because it was college housing, the walls were pretty thin.

The weirdest of the many, many things I heard was "Milk me baby, Milk me"

I still wonder exactly what was being suggested....

Overheal

Did you ever shout back?

GuanYin

Overheal wrote: »

Did you ever shout back?

Once, they'd been shouting something about flipping pancakes and we saw the girl whose room it was at the elevator and my room mate started saying really loudly (we weren't actually talking about this, so it took me a second to figure out why the conversation changed) - "maybe a bagel.. I think I've had enough pancakes this week" and I replied "I bet it was only a short stack".

The girl never said anything though and the shouting continued

sceptre

GuanYin wrote: »

The weirdest of the many, many things I heard was "Milk me baby, Milk me"

I still wonder exactly what was being suggested....

People say the darndest things. I'll bet they got that from a naughty movie.

Instead.... here's the relevant bit of Meet The Parents:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeVraZnJ6dM

Rented Mule

I just threw up a little.

Ickle Magoo

Bleeeuuuugggghhhhhhhhh!

I totally had an image of some sexy young couple swinging from the chandeliers when I read the OP - why, oh why, didn't I read the rest of the thread first.

stovelid

One day I'll click through one of those links about illegal noisy sex or sex addiction and it'll be somebody attractive.

One day.

ballsymchugh

Ickle Magoo wrote: »

Bleeeuuuugggghhhhhhhhh!

I totally had an image of some sexy young couple swinging from the chandeliers when I read the OP - why, oh why, didn't I read the rest of the thread first.

a sexy young couple of ladies too!!

ScumLord

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Either they where watching some really nasty porn or that's a virgin talking. But then again most virgins know what nasty porn sounds like.

we'llallhavetea_old

yes, i can see how unattractive these people are, but i wanna hear... how bloody loud??

gamblitis

Dyflin wrote: »

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I'd give her one.

Rhyme

gamblitis wrote: »

I'd give her one.

One what?

gamblitis

Rhyme wrote: »

One what?

One dip of my magic wand down her love canal.

dylano_k

bonerm wrote: »

The crime scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

MaybeLogic

This couples right to have sex vs their neighbours right to have peace.
Mmmm.
The local council should have subsidised sound-proofing.
Or 'aught like that.