Getting children to eat their vegetables

MiciG91

Put loads of nicotine in it.My neighbor done it and their children would rather a plate of broccoli than a happy meal.Genius idea IMO :pac:

My name is URL

Just threaten them with a belt.. it's much cheaper

Feeky Magee

A relatively unknown fact about nicotine is that it is also present in the cigarette, a small roll of finely-cut tobacco leaves wrapped in a cylinder of thin paper forsmoking. Putting nicotine in brocolli is therefore quite a silly move. Hope this helps.

brummytom

Heroin works much better tbh

Whosbetter?

Starvation is a great sauce...

CreepingDeath

MiciG91 wrote: »

Put loads of nicotine in it.My neighbor done it and their children would rather a plate of broccoli than a happy meal.Genius idea IMO :pac:

And when the kids become addicted, there's always cabbage patches.

CCCP^

*Holds Carrot*

This goes IN one hole or the other boyo, I'll give you a choice.

Sharpshooter

MiciG91 wrote: »

Put loads of nicotine in it.My neighbor done it and their children would rather a plate of broccoli than a happy meal.Genius idea IMO :pac:

But surely the plate of broccoli is a happy meal?

AnonoBoy

I find the best way to start getting kids to eat their vegetables is to learn how to spell word correctly and then move on from there.

msg11

Don't forget to feed them the Arts too...

Danbo!

Ive always wondered if you feed a child mcdonalds every day for a few years, treating them to vegetables at the weekend, then eventually 'give in' and let them eat vegetables all the time, what would happen?

I suppose its finding the right balance between letting them hate mcdonalds enough and them not dying due to severe obesity before the age of 3.

admiralofthefleet

i promise kids in work that ill give them free ice cream if they eat all their greens, works 9 times out of 10

citizen_p

MiciG91 wrote: »

Put loads of nicotine in it.My neighbor done it and their children would rather a plate of broccoli than a happy meal.Genius idea IMO :pac:

or just force them too smoke a 20 pack a day

orourkeda

I find a kick in the bollix and a punch to force your children to eat their veggies is better than addiction to nicotine

dylano_k

As in Tomacco?

TheZohanS

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i promise kids in work that ill give them free ice cream if they eat all their greens, works 9 times out of 10

How many kids do you have working for you?

Sleepy

brummytom wrote: »

Heroin works much better tbh

nicotine is more addictive than heroin.

However a 'normal' heroin sized dose of nicotine would kill you instantly.

Sharpshooter

MiciG91 wrote: »

Put loads of nicotine in it.My neighbor done it and their children would rather a plate of broccoli than a happy meal.Genius idea IMO :pac:

So when they get diarrhea and nausea, she blames the broccoli?

By the way OP, if she put loads of nicotine on their veg her kids would die.

admiralofthefleet

TheZohan wrote: »

How many kids do you have working for you?

customers kids

kowloon

Fear is an excellent motivator, on failing that tell them it's ninja food.

jimmycrackcorm

Carrot in one hand and stick in the other and ask them which one they want to have salt on...

IvySlayer

Ketchup.

Anything is edible with a good dose of ketchup.

starbelgrade

I fed my nephew a vedgetable once. He choked on the 'd' & ended up in hospital.

dylano_k

There's no D in vegetable

connemara man

Have a picture of santa with you at all times, so you can point towards it when they refuse to eat vegetable while saying "Hes watching you"

Kormeera X

put tomato ketchup on them!!

donmeister

Kormeera X wrote: »

put tomato ketchup on them!!

On the kids? How would that help the situation

Kormeera X

no," bright spark", the veg!

Sharpshooter

dylano_k wrote: »

There's no D in vegetable

It's gone.:eek:

nicegirl

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i promise kids in work that ill give them free ice cream if they eat all their greens, works 9 times out of 10

That didn't work for me when I was a child. My mum tried to get me to eat veg, but I don't eat chocolate, deserts, or ice-cream, so she didn't have much to bribe me with! I still don't eat veg, yuk!

OutlawPete

Best way to get kids to eat vegetables is to puree them down with some tomatoes added along with some herbs, seasoning and make pasta sauces out of them.

MaybeLogic

OutlawPete wrote: »

Best way to get eat kids with vegetables is to puree them down with some tomatoes added along with some herbs, seasoning and make pasta sauces out of them.

Is it necessary to remove the bones and hair first?

OutlawPete

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Is it necessary to remove the bones and hair first?

Where's the 'fyp' ??

Rule 241 subsection 2b, states clearly that when you alter someone's post, you must 'fyp' it .. tut tut :cool:

MaybeLogic

OutlawPete wrote: »

Where's the 'fyp' ??

Rule 241 subsection 2c, states clearly that when you alter someone's post, you must 'fyp' it .. tut tut :cool:

FYP.


(some phantom unfixed my/your post)

OutlawPete

MaybeLogic wrote: »

(some phantom unfixed my/your post)

He doesn't take kindly to being called a "Phantom", our Trent.

I'd lock your doors if I were you.

Kormeera X

if u eat veg u never get sick much. Like colds, flus ect...