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Room Service

  • 16-01-2010 9:19pm
    #1
    Podman
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    The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
    at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
    Economic Review...

    Room Service(RS): "Morny, Ruin sorbees"

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

    RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

    Guest : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

    RS : "Ow July den?"

    Guest : "What??"

    RS : "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

    Guest : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS : "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"

    Guest : "Crisp will be fine"

    RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

    Guest : "What?"

    RS : "San tos. July San tos?"

    Guest : "I don't think so"

    RS : "No? Judo one toes??"

    Guest : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
    means."

    RS : "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
    bother?"

    Guest : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
    an English muffin will be fine."

    RS : "We bother?"

    Guest : "No..just put the bother on the side."

    RS : "Wad?"

    Guest : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS : "Copy?"

    Guest : "Sorry?"

    RS : "Copy...tea...mill?"

    Guest : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    RS : "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye??"

    Guest : "Whatever you say"

    RS : "Tendjewberrymud"

    Guest : "You're welcome"


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