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brummytom

I was in this cornershop after school, run by some old lady. I noticed a load of milk bottles by the door that I presume had just been delivered.

Now, does anyone still drink milk from glass bottles? It seems to be quite an old fashioned traditional thing. I don't think I've been to anyone's house where they do. Most people seem to buy those plastic containers, like us. But there were fuckloads of them in the shop today.

One of my uncles buys UHT milk aswell.

So do many people still buy milk in glass bottles/get it delivered by a milkman (if they still exist?)

And why the fuck do people drink UHT 'milk'? :eek:

MaybeLogic

The crows kept robbing the milk,so something had to give...

admiralofthefleet

we irish are more advanced than our cousins across the irish sea:p. milk bottles went out with the indians

TPD

Haven't seen a glass milk bottle since I was about 6, and even then it was a novelty.

I'd be surprised if the Fr. Ted UHT milk quote hasn't been posted by the time I click submit.

/Colour me surprised :eek:

mikom

brummytom wrote: »

get it delivered by a milkman

AHHHH yeah.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb-4qnrVliA

admiralofthefleet

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Haven't seen a glass milk bottle since I was about 6, and even then it was a novelty.

I'd be surprised if the Fr. Ted UHT milk quote hasn't been posted by the time I click submit.

/Colour me surprised :eek:

there's no demand for that cause its shite

Kormeera X

miss them old milk bottles havent seen them for years on end. think i must have been about 5 or 6 the last time i saw 1.
the cream at the top, always the best part.....now its just gone ****e!

El Guapo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhqR6V6AJo

bbbbb

How do they recycle tetrapak? (I'm convinced it goes into a landfill in China).
Would milk bottles be the more environment friendly option? especially if from the local dairy?

ejmaztec

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

there's no demand for that cause its shite

Always good to have some in when you get visitors you can't stand the sight of. They're gone in a flash after a dose of that white piss.

msg11

bbbbb wrote: »

Would milk bottles be the more environment friendly option? especially if from the local dairy?

Not if the local scum got there hands on them, they would end up threw your front window or over the back of someones head.

ibarelycare

The boogyman keeps changing thread titles :eek: Or am I going mad?

jumpguy

We get tetra-pack cow boob milk containers.

msg11

ibarelycare wrote: »

The boogyman keeps changing thread titles :eek: Or am I going mad?

Quantum physics theory of parallel universes

brummytom

ibarelycare wrote: »

The boogyman keeps changing thread titles :eek: Or am I going mad?

You're going mad

admiralofthefleet

good edit tom

Kold

F*cking hate milk. Turns my saliva into phlegm.

MaybeLogic

:D:D

brummytom

Kold wrote: »

F*cking hate milk. Turns my saliva into phlegm.

No! Milk is the most lovliest drink on the planet.

Especially with a bar of Dairy Milk or chocolate biscuit

Knifey Spoony

brummytom wrote: »

And why the fuck do people drink UHT 'milk'? :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwwcU2c3u4

Local-womanizer

brummytom wrote: »

No! Milk is the most lovliest drink on the planet.

Especially with a bar of Dairy Milk or chocolate biscuit

Them chocolate bourbon biscuits are nice to dip in the milk. And a ice-cold pint with a fish and chips or battered sausages and chips! Fcuking lovely!

jumpguy

D'you know what sucks in milk but rawks in tea? Oreos, yeah, Oreos!

anniehoo

Milk bottles--->The Containment of Cow Nipple Leakage :D You should become a politician Tom

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

No! Milk is the most lovliest drink on the planet.

Especially with a bar of Dairy Milk or chocolate biscuit

Or a packet of scampi fries

Oh bottles of milk are just made of heaven. Post me one over and I'll send you some fishy flavoured snacks

jumpguy

anniehoo wrote: »

Milk bottles--->The Containment of Cow Nipple Leakage :D You should become a politician Tom

Yes, he should be. He's an expert at stealing ideas that aren't his own. :mad:





:pac:

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

Yes, he should be. He's an expert at stealing ideas that aren't his own. :mad:





:pac:

Oi Mr, yours was Cow's Boob Juice Container; I've changed it 3 times since that :pac:

bonzodog2

My mother (in UK) still gets milk delivered in glass bottles. Some full milk, some semi-skimmed. She likes to support the milkman, and it's handy for her.

jif

this

anniehoo

brummytom wrote: »

Oi Mr, yours was Cow's Boob Juice Container; I've changed it 3 times since that :pac:

Thats true Jumpguy but Tom it just reinforces the fact you should still be a politician. Disguising simple things in a complicated way for no reason;technically robbing other peoples ideas and tweaking them and claiming all the glory and then arguing the point that you did nothin wrong. You're perfect for FF.

ibarelycare

brummytom wrote: »

Oi Mr, yours was Cow's Boob Juice Container; I've changed it 3 times since that :pac:

How are you two changing thread titles? Are you secret mods? :eek:

brummytom

anniehoo wrote: »

Thats true Jumpguy but Tom it just reinforces the fact you should still be a politician. Disguising simple things in a complicated way for no reason;technically robbing other peoples ideas and tweaking them and claiming all the glory and then arguing the point that you did nothin wrong. You're perfect for FF.

Damn, I was hoping more for green party

Fuck you, Deputy Jumpguy, fuck You!!


:cool:

brummytom

ibarelycare wrote: »

How are you two changing thread titles? Are you secret mods? :eek:

Changing thread titles?

Me thinks the lady be's mistaken

ibarelycare

Stop ****ing with my head :(:(

Latchy

I saw that to ......

I'm loving Goats milk at the moement ....no Budail Bannie , stright from the carton

anniehoo

brummytom wrote: »

Damn, I was hoping more for green party

I think they'd have ye too. Ye tried to do complicated it doesnt suit ye and you got suitably slagged for it so gone back to basics and now everyones found ye out..we're even more wary. Yep..perfect Greener

ibarelycare

brummytom wrote: »

Changing thread titles?

Me thinks the lady be's mistaken

This is actually ruining my night. I'm trying to watch Big Brother but I'm watching AH like a hawk

IvySlayer

I like milk.

brummytom

ibarelycare wrote: »

This is actually ruining my night. I'm trying to watch Big Brother but I'm watching AH like a hawk

I'm saving you then.


Milke ist sehr gut

Capt'n Midnight

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

we irish are more advanced than our cousins across the irish sea:p. milk bottles went out with the indians

July 19th IIRC

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zWTY_rHwAU

the UHT one is at 2:20

jumpguy

brummytom wrote: »

Damn, I was hoping more for green party

Fuck you, Deputy Jumpguy, fuck You!!


:cool:

*hurr hurr* Deputy Tom, Deputy Tom *rabble rabble rabble* that is most unparliamentary language...*rabble* *rabble*

brummytom wrote: »

I'm saving you then.


Milke ist sehr gut

Milch! Du bist ein Dummkopf! Es tut mir leid fur mein unparliamentary sprechen (don't know unpariliamentary in German, I'll tell you when we get to that class).


TBH The first edit was best. :P

aDeener

milk from the glass bottle is the nicest you can get imo

aDeener

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

July 19th IIRC

No no that was the day the ice age ended :pac:

InkSlinger67

Anyone still got their Dublin Millenium Milk Bottle ? I found mine just a few weeks ago buried under all sorts of festering shoite in the garden shed.

How tacky was that? As a child I remember everyone going crazy for them like it was going to be something handed down through hundreds of generations until the next Dublin millenium when their descendants will say the words "WOW! My Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother Jacintha was ripped off by the great supreme ruling overlord Premier Dairies this day 1000 years ago!" :eek:

msg11

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Anyone still got their Dublin Millenium Milk Bottle ? I found mine just a few weeks ago buried under all sorts of festering shoite in the garden shed.

How tacky was that? As a child I remember everyone going crazy for them like it was going to be something handed down through hundreds of generations until the next Dublin millenium when their descendants will say the words "WOW! My Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother Jacintha was ripped off by the great supreme ruling overlord Premier Dairies this day 1000 years ago!" :eek:

Your wrong pal. The candle is where its at.

jd007

Dean09 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhqR6V6AJo

"Those women were in the nip!":eek:

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Now, does anyone still drink milk from glass bottles?

A few years back I used to get a weekly crate of unpasteurized milk delivered to here in Dublin and it came in little half pint glass bottles.